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Ingrown Toenails

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Allsalomon13
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How do u get rid of them! they suck and wont go away!
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Jun 3 2004 8:14PM
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Astomp
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cut em out with a pocket knife. thats how i got rid of the ones i had.


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Jun 3 2004 8:16PM
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or bone saw










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Jun 3 2004 8:18PM
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freeride1260
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'bonnnnnesawwwwww!'


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Jun 3 2004 8:20PM
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Allsalomon13
Posts: 169 - Karma: 10
wont they just grow back then?
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Jun 3 2004 8:23PM
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jksl
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if they're not too bad then you can just cut them and stuff like that, if they're bad, then you can go to a doctor and he'll cut the shit outta them

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Jun 3 2004 8:23PM
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Allsalomon13
Posts: 169 - Karma: 10
ill try all this shit
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Jun 3 2004 8:27PM
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MadTrix4185
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i had to go to the doctor and they had to cut it out then burn the nail bed so it wouldnt grow back
Jun 3 2004 8:28PM
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k2yeags
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dude from like 3rd grade - 8th grade i would get those muther fuckaaaas all the time

then i went to the doc and he cut off like half my nail and did something to the skin under so that nail on that side o my toe just wont grow anymore and they never came back so im happy



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Jun 3 2004 8:29PM
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ImProVise
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My friend had to get surgery and then got put on antibiotics. then he started puking and he is going back in for surgery........and he made me lick the sick thing(it was infected also)
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Jun 3 2004 8:35PM
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SwitchPollard
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Nice.
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Jun 3 2004 8:37PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
eat it man


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Jun 3 2004 9:07PM
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RidgeSkier
Posts: 354 - Karma: 23
its odd that this came up. i have to go to the doctors next week to get one cut off. my pop says it (cutting it off) hurts like a bitch, any truth to that?

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Jun 3 2004 9:12PM
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R.Fahey
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what exactly is an ingrown toenail. is it just where the sides sorta grown down into yer skin? i got em i think, but they don't bother me.


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Jun 3 2004 10:21PM
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Allsalomon13
Posts: 169 - Karma: 10
its where u cut themdown on the sides to far and they grow way into the side of ur toe and puss and gross shit like that
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Jun 3 2004 10:26PM
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wazzucrewskier
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i got one cut out and it came back, but i have like no time to get it taken out because all year i have something to do, skiing, soccer, etc. it was taken out, but it grew back....bullshit

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Jun 3 2004 10:49PM
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gangstahrida
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my friend got one on both sides of his big toe... he tried to cut it out himself and not its all nasty and pussy and eww gross


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Jun 3 2004 10:54PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
Dude just go to the docter! i used to have those all the time i think i've had like 20ish just go to the docter and they numb your toe and cut it out. plus every time i'd go there he'd prescribe me 40 vicadin for the pain.
Jun 3 2004 11:12PM
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madpooh
Posts: 38 - Karma: 13
this is my ingrown toenail that i just took a pic of, it hurts.


Jun 3 2004 11:19PM
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Mattman
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^OMG thats bad.
I have ingrown toe nails also. They sucked ass when I'm skiing, just go to the doctor ever couple of months and they can get it fixed.
That reminds me, I'm 4 months over due (ah shit)

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Jun 3 2004 11:22PM
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Allsalomon13
Posts: 169 - Karma: 10
thats sick ^ mine used to look like that
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Jun 3 2004 11:27PM
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teresak2
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damn ski boots made my big toe fall off


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Jun 3 2004 11:46PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
wow sounds gruesome.



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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Jun 4 2004 12:00AM
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gangstahrida
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
wait a second... the toeNAIL or the actual toe??


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Jun 4 2004 12:06AM
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Allsalomon13
Posts: 169 - Karma: 10
the toe nail grows into the toe
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Jun 4 2004 12:08AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
my in grown awhile back turned green and was super stinky and gooey. but then i dug at it with a knife and solved the problem.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Jun 4 2004 12:13AM
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gangstahrida
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
no he said his boot made his toe fall off, the nail or the toe, cuz if it was the actual toe that is whack


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Jun 4 2004 12:42AM
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UpDawg
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I had to go to the doctor for my ingrown toenails, and he was able to cut them and apply something under the nailbed that prevents the nail from becoming ingrown again. It's so worth it to go to the doctor for ingrown toenails!
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Jun 4 2004 12:50AM
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Allsalomon13
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my mom said to sock it in epson salts so i did it and it works well try it!
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Jun 6 2004 1:15AM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
let it grow out till it gets the thing of puss on the side then pop it, thats what i did.





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Jun 6 2004 5:21AM
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LittleDevil720
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put a grinder to it.......or see a doctor
Jun 6 2004 11:37AM
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HeliGuide
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Three winters ago, I smashed my big toe so hard so many times into the front of my ski boot. More and more pressure built up underneath the nail, and it turned purple. So we put my foot on the drill press at work and went to town on the thing. The moment that the drill bit broke through the nail, was epic. Puss, goo, and blood just exploded all over the place. The wall, myself, and the people standing around watching, were hit with the mix. It was the greatest feeling of relaxation and pain being relived that I've ever had. One week later, I took a pair of needle-nose, and ripped that son of a bitch nail off, and that was that.



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Jun 6 2004 1:35PM
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gangstahrida
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hey ur kinda weird dude


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Jun 6 2004 1:44PM
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Naturalbornskier
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i think don vito's ingrown toe nail is the way to get rid of one...too bad his was like fucking green and shit




Jun 6 2004 1:52PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
in growns hurt. its pain.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Jun 6 2004 4:41PM
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*i<3snow*
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toes and feet are so disgusting. i can't believe someone above posted a picture of that.


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Jun 6 2004 5:49PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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take a knife and cut the whole fuckin nail off!!!! or jsut get frostbite on it and never be able to feel it

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Jun 6 2004 5:52PM
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ztragnoB
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one of my friends brothers has only 4 toenails, i not sure exactly what happened but i think it was releated to them becoming ingrowen.


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Jun 6 2004 6:03PM
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HeliGuide
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. The toe that I drilled had already been severly frostbitten. I had no feeling in it at the time, so that probably made it possible for me to rip it off with no pain.



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Jun 6 2004 6:07PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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thats good

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 6 2004 6:43PM
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skifree919
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^^Holy shit a drill press? If you went like a milimeter too deep it would hurt soooooo damn much. Thats risky



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Jun 6 2004 7:19PM
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Allsalomon13
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that would hurt good thing it had no feelin
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Jun 6 2004 8:05PM
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weazelzb
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i went to a foot doctor... he numbed em up and pryed em out




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Jun 6 2004 8:34PM
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airhead1263
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soak the damn thing in epsom salt and dont get stepped on that worked for me
Jun 6 2004 9:35PM
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*rkp*
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ya i used to soak mine in epsom salt and then hack away at them with nail clippers when they were soft.
Jun 7 2004 12:06AM
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*Fujative*
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i think i have them, but i dont know. on my big toe, it is growing into the side of my foot. it hurts a lot.
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Jun 7 2004 8:53AM
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*Fujative*
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i think i have them, but i dont know. on my big toe, it is growing into the side of my foot. it hurts a lot.
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Jun 7 2004 8:54AM
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*Fujative*
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^opps
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Jun 7 2004 8:54AM
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freerider_klo
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THEY HURT
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Jun 7 2004 3:08PM
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SkiUnit03
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ingrown toenails suck so bad, i just went to the doctor



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Jun 7 2004 6:56PM
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michelle
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Uhh, my foot got slammed up the front of my ski boot over the winter and yea it turned purple, fell off, etc. But now there's just like.. half a nail, but it hasn't grown at all since. Could it grow into the FRONT of my toe? Or did it just stop growing.. I'm confused. But it's not growing out the sides at all. Plus, it doesn't hurt. Is it ingrown?
Jun 7 2004 7:03PM
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