Replying to ebonics lesson tyme

 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the
ho tel everybody.

 2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the
other night.  Man, somebody get that
catacomb.

 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no
money foreclose.

 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch
rectum both.

 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if
I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed
me a cup and said penis.

 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
'man, it look fake.'  He say, 'Bullshit, that watch israel'.

 9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living
in the apartment undermine.

10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought
me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my
uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I
axed her, 'Do you plan on stain for dinner?'

13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, 'how
much?' she say 'fortify.'

14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and
income my wife.
















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