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Can resting a laptop on your balls cause any problems?

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Anathema
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cause if so, i'm in big trouble..

Dec 7 2010 3:30PM
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ace_
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good question
Dec 7 2010 3:31PM
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AKilness
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hahaha i saw this in a news article actually! not this exact article but something like it...

Dec 7 2010 3:34PM
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ace_
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oh noes i might be in twubble
Dec 7 2010 3:40PM
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BootySpunk.
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Laptop is perched on the tip of my cock as I type this.
Dec 7 2010 3:42PM
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TheHamburglar
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your semen doesn't work anymore dood. mine either, fuck it
Dec 7 2010 3:42PM
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timmi
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I rely on this rather than condoms.
Dec 7 2010 4:17PM
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Dirty.Harry.
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Makes your dick grow bigger. That a problem?
Dec 7 2010 4:21PM
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ORDEAL
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Yeah it's bad for the stuff down there. I just put mine on a pillow on my lap
Dec 7 2010 4:23PM
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SONlC
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directly on your balls?
Dec 7 2010 4:24PM
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A.Eberhard
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If it's on your lap a lot the radiation can fuck up your sperm and you could not be able to have kids. Not a bad deal though.
Dec 7 2010 4:26PM
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JamesR
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It's part of the New World Order sterilization campaign.
Dec 7 2010 4:27PM
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Flowsion
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next laptop i buy better have an A/C vent on the bottom for the ol' boys
Dec 7 2010 4:28PM
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Most-D
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PAH
Dec 7 2010 4:39PM
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Ski..4..Life
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wow really? if so this entire generation might be shooting blanks lol.
Dec 7 2010 4:42PM
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Heinzler
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Dec 7 2010 4:45PM
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TOK
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Yeah, I heard it can turn you sterile. dope.
Dec 7 2010 4:47PM
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.jersey
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Im keeping my laptop right on my balls. fuck having kids
Dec 7 2010 4:49PM
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Deezy
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Lol, my mom had a chat with me yesterday...
Derek, I want to have grandchildren... take that darn macbook off your lap..


Dec 7 2010 4:54PM
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five0
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I saw somewhere recently that overexpose to saunas and steam rooms aren't good for your balls because they're meant to be at a cooler temperature or something.  I'd think the same principle applies to laptops, my mbp gets pretty fucking hot sometimes.
Dec 7 2010 4:57PM
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thisandthatfilms
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yeah im seriously fucked
Dec 7 2010 4:57PM
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Toonoman
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I feel you man, im also fucked
Dec 7 2010 5:00PM
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pigglywiggly
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Dec 7 2010 5:02PM
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McFellon
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i usually use a pillow but just for easier typing and screen angle

i think it's kind of like how cell phones don't actually give you tumors
Dec 7 2010 5:09PM
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EC-Skier
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lol'd
Dec 7 2010 5:13PM
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Deezy
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or we need a new plague.
Dec 7 2010 5:29PM
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matt.s
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our hospitals are so advanced that god needed to solve our overpopulation problem by stopping it right at the source?
Dec 7 2010 5:35PM
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justinp4400
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FALSE they do my grandfather has one and hasnt used any electronics sisne they found out about it and is 5 months past his expected lifetime
Dec 7 2010 6:07PM
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jca
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that doesn't mean that cell phones give you brain tumors...
Dec 7 2010 6:20PM
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no_steeze
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oh well in that case you're definitely right

my compooper is rarely on my lap
Dec 7 2010 6:22PM
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Bar_Down
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naw yo, cus the people who can afford laptops arent the ones we want to die
Dec 7 2010 6:24PM
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rudager
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it's true. Our body temp is at about 36 degrees Celsius, for the sperm to be created properly, they need to be at about 34 degrees. which is why they hang off our body.
Overexposure to heat like that causes a problem. Learnt that shit in Bio 12!
Dec 7 2010 6:24PM
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justinp4400
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but it means not using it will slow increase your lifespan with a tumor which we can conclude that if ou dont use them before youll be better off
Dec 7 2010 6:27PM
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Mr.Luke
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Clothed? I wouldn't think so. Naked, hmmmm... maybe
Dec 7 2010 6:29PM
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B_Sellegren
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im not really worrying about it...
Dec 7 2010 6:31PM
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Style+eeze
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Hahaha there are a plethora of other factors that could have an effect on lifespan in this situation... But best of luck to him
Dec 7 2010 6:42PM
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KrazyistKarl
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just to clear things up its only laptops i should be worried about? i will continue resting my desktop on my balls then
Dec 7 2010 7:08PM
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Davy.Crockett
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dude that article just freaked me out and i just put my computer on the table
Dec 7 2010 7:13PM
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sirschralpalot.
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almost pissed my pants laughing
Dec 7 2010 7:14PM
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gnarles.
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i put mine on top of my laptop case
Dec 7 2010 7:41PM
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Peter.
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Past studies have suggested that higher scrotal temperatures caused by such things as tight underwear, prolonged car driving, hot baths and exercise, can damage sperm and affect fertility. Other causes may include pesticides, smoking and obesity.


from the article ^^

looks like every fat guy has an excuse to not exercise now!
Dec 7 2010 7:46PM
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cwillygood
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pretty legit question haha
Dec 7 2010 7:48PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Some laptops contain a radioactive isotope of Radium, but VERY VERY VERY minute amounts of it. It would take you one year of resting it on your lap to recieve 0.5mSv of radiation. Your yearly allowance of radiations is 20mSv. Even if you recieve 20 mSv in a year, nothing will happen. You would get a little sick, feel better, and get sick as if you had a stomach virus.

Your balls will be fine
Dec 7 2010 8:25PM
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