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How to get a smelly hippy ski girl - by logan

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garrett.
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http://www.sbcskier.com/features_article?news_id=744&uniqid=1286
Dec 7 2010 1:09PM
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SkiThe603
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wow,i might just stay on the east coast with all the ski bunnies
Dec 7 2010 1:13PM
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Anathema
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jesus h christ

no

Dec 7 2010 1:14PM
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beermuscles
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ski bunnies are where its at.
Dec 7 2010 1:27PM
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Gnarshred
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The hygiene thing is so true, speaking from experience.
Dec 7 2010 1:32PM
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freestyler540
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hahahaha they used non-ski gabber
Dec 7 2010 1:32PM
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factory81
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logan imlach speaks the truth. he just knows whats up
Dec 7 2010 1:33PM
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ChaseB
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Act like you’re better than everyone else: The reality of it is, modern day resort hippies have gotten rid of their “peace, love, and pow turns” mentality. Their scene is filled with more hate than the Non-Ski Gabber. So to fit in and look like you belong, you need to be a giant dick to everyone you meet. Ultimately, after being a dick for long enough, others will come to respect you, and you will become the alpha-male of the resort town. And to the victor goes the spoils, if you know what I mean.

EHeath?
Dec 7 2010 1:37PM
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Alex_G
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youre retarded eheath is not a douchebag in real life. get one of your own.
Dec 7 2010 1:40PM
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Peter.
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gotta love these articles
Dec 7 2010 1:53PM
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mer-man
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that produced some pretty haevy visual images of nasty hippy vag
Dec 7 2010 2:13PM
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GayWolf420
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No. Just No.
Dec 7 2010 2:15PM
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yellav
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had a chick i used to get with tell me my BO was an aphrodisiac
Dec 7 2010 2:25PM
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00000000
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So good
Dec 7 2010 2:30PM
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00000000
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Think Logan missed anything worth noting? Post it in here and I might just add it to the list.
Dec 7 2010 4:37PM
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loganimlach
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you are legendary then my friend.
Dec 7 2010 5:13PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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"Their scene is filled with more hate than the Non-Ski Gabber."

Hehehe.
Dec 7 2010 5:18PM
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jillytea
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HAHAHAHAAHAA
Dec 7 2010 5:19PM
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No_Dub
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lolburgers
Dec 7 2010 5:25PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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I was this person last winter outside of the alpha male and the hoola hoop.

Claim
Dec 7 2010 5:38PM
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yellav
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definitely the type of chick youre describing, immediately after she went off on some whole thing about how deoderant has aluminum in it and how its ruining the world because the fish are getting poisoned by it
Dec 7 2010 5:48PM
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yellav
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definitely agree wholeheartedly with whatever hippy sentiments they have, nothing gets their pussy wet like some dude whos passionate about the same shit they are
Dec 7 2010 5:51PM
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Me0w_mix
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funny thing is it doesn't just apply to ski chicks on the west...there are some nasty people i know on east coast...never feared dorm life so much walking by their room...
Dec 7 2010 6:07PM
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rickroller
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lol "Act like you’re better than everyone else: The reality of it is, modern day resort hippies have gotten rid of their “peace, love, and pow turns” mentality. Their scene is filled with more hate than the Non-Ski Gabber."
Dec 7 2010 6:11PM
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triebby
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Good stuff. The second to last point is especially true. Logan has yet to disappoint.
Dec 7 2010 6:12PM
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Funkadelic
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Sounds like my kinda gal.
Dec 7 2010 6:14PM
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Chompo.
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Might not go live out west now... Actually....
Dec 7 2010 6:17PM
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Daydreaming
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Anti-perspirants have aluminum oxides or something along those lines, it is pretty carcinogenic. Regular deoderant is fine though.
Dec 7 2010 6:19PM
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yellav
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or live in salt lake
Dec 7 2010 6:31PM
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Farquaharson
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the truth in this is unmatchable
Dec 7 2010 6:32PM
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B_Sellegren
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im embarressed to say it but alot of the girls in the west fit this...its gross...dreads are comin back in all sorts of places on the body...
Dec 7 2010 6:36PM
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Schlop
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In whistler, girl to guy is like 1:5

HAVE FUN
Dec 7 2010 6:38PM
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gnarles.
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the thoughts that come into my mind makes me gag
Dec 7 2010 6:50PM
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Gnarshred
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Don't be a burn out. Girls are up there the same reason you are, because they love the outdoors, adventure, and running away from their past. Make sure to keep your personality fresh and always plan adventures for the two of you to do, whether that means traveling to the nearest hot springs, or gettin' freaky on the mountain.
Dec 7 2010 7:21PM
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00000000
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But really, we all know it's about the weekend warrior cougars - that's where the high class living is at.
Dec 7 2010 8:38PM
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PhilboydStudge
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Or running away from their present... I know skiing is the only time I don't have to think about all the other shit I have going on.
Dec 7 2010 8:47PM
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loganimlach
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i believe i addressed that in a previous list.... haha.
Dec 7 2010 8:49PM
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Idahoskier420
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hippy girls like:

blue grass music: stop listening to hip hop and bone up on the Yonder Mountain String Band

homemade clothes, furniture, cooking utensils, and pretty much anything that wasn't made by the "man"

soy and tofu





Dec 7 2010 8:55PM
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michelle
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yuck!
Dec 7 2010 9:02PM
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factory81
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this thread is just hilarious to me because i went to PC last spring break to visit friends (some girls) and they went to hairy-o's to see totallllll hippie jamband music and hula hoop, and dated what would be considered epic hippie dudes.

Once again, very funny.

Logan Imlach, no longer superunknown....
Dec 7 2010 9:31PM
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.frenchy
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EAST COAST SKI BUNNIES ARE WHERE IT'S AT
Dec 7 2010 9:32PM
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dmc12380
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Its also been linked to causing Alzheimer's. it sucks cause i like the gel type and havent found one without containing aluminum
Dec 7 2010 9:50PM
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Literature
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Can he ski? Check.

He can write? Check.

Damn son.
Dec 7 2010 10:15PM
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klayer_9
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This seriously made my day.
Dec 7 2010 10:21PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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haha funny shit.
Dec 7 2010 10:23PM
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jillytea
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word man. im just like that except i like to keep myself clean and shavin.... praying i wont become one of them cause dat shit is nasstayyy
Dec 8 2010 11:04AM
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Coop8o2
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I enjoy the company of tourist girls. Here one day and gone the next.
Dec 8 2010 11:38AM
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CKpolicy
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how do those sweaty balls taste theron.

and why the fuck do we care what hes like in real life, i dont want to meet him in real life. but i get to read all his little self absorbed gems on here every other day.

Dec 8 2010 1:30PM
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RickAstley
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I lol'd
Dec 8 2010 1:38PM
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General_Ripper
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Wow this answers my question about hipster girls from the last thread thanks!
Dec 8 2010 1:39PM
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t_rob
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hey babe, i showered, brushed my teeth, put on deodorant,and didn't eat any hummus today. I'm the total package. Sexy time?
Dec 8 2010 1:41PM
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