Replying to CPR, First Aid, and other useless shit

Hey, my retarded parents are making me take an 8 hour fucking class on all this first aid and CPR shit this Saturday because of 'the lifestyle I lead.' How many of you guys have learned this stuff and think it's really valuable?


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin