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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
This is for those of us who refuse to be tied down to the system, for those of us who decide not to be square and admit defeate to society. TAKE A STAND! look beyond the thin papers in your back pocket, look beyond the spreading of western conspicuous consuption, look beyond the habit, order, brainless majority and help your unemployed bretheren to glory and satisfaction. You will not die poor and lonely, you will not die sad, and uncontent. Call me lazy, call me errogant. But do not call me a dilegent peice of the working class!
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Jun 2 2004 9:19PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
id like to join, but really, itd be living a lie, because while i idealize to be a successful slacker, i need a job... or my parents kick me out and i just have to give up and die.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
Jun 2 2004 9:22PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
let there be hope crystal one, let there be hope.
MILK
Jun 2 2004 9:25PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Yeah... seriously.. I live in Van, anybody wanna give me some work?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jun 2 2004 9:47PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
GET OFF YUR ARSES! and get yurself a jub!
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Jun 2 2004 9:49PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
^go grab your gun and your beer and watch some nascar
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
Jun 2 2004 9:54PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
^ha ha, good job!

I'll do that....
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Jun 2 2004 10:02PM
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
Im just lazy, Im not really making a stand, but I would like to join you cult anyways.





Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
Jun 2 2004 10:05PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
haha, how you spose to live, everything cost money.
Jun 2 2004 10:06PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
thats an illusion^

money is the easiest thing to get..if you have a pretty face :)

thanks mom and dad, this face gets me everywhere..

i feel sorry for 'ugly' people who have to work hard for everything they have.

I got a job last night...hehe



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Jun 2 2004 10:13PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
if i could id definitely go live in teh woods for a while
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
Jun 2 2004 10:14PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
^animal
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Jun 2 2004 10:19PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
^asshole
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
Jun 2 2004 10:20PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
yeah, i dont have one...ive been back home for 2 weeks applying to a bunch of places just waiting for calls...it sucks...i need booze/weed money



-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
Jun 2 2004 10:22PM
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
Im gonna build a shack on the side of a mounatin and live there. and instead of getting a job ill sell weed to people that have jobs. suckers.





Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
Jun 2 2004 10:23PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I have 2 jobs lined up. Hurray. Must suck to be ugly... or fat
Jun 2 2004 10:23PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
what are you spose to do Ski Pimp?
Jun 2 2004 10:24PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
everything is an illusion, even the term illusion.
MILK
Jun 2 2004 10:35PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
^like you having a penis
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Jun 2 2004 10:45PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
^and you having a brain... and not having that other dudes penis in your ass
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
Jun 2 2004 10:47PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hahaha ^ is better at insults

Me?

Im a seasonal worker. I work for a few months in the summer being a bicycle mechanic, and in the winter, i work in a ski shop if im in the city, or a liftee if im in the mountains.

After that, im going to build a treetop ecolodge retreat on the coast of bc in the last temperate rainforest in the world.

Thats the plan.





“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Jun 2 2004 10:53PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
The mental capacity needed to separate your physical from your mental being is nothing more than a fairy tail or a pro-verb to most of you. Dont you understand that there is the possibility of exeding physical barriers once you understand the way of the universe? Physical material and the constant demand for goods makes the separation between the physical and mental consiousness farther apart.
MILK
Jun 2 2004 10:57PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
can't say i do truly understand that.

ill try though..id like to expand my physical barriers.



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Jun 2 2004 11:00PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
To expand your physical barriers you have to acknowledge first, there were no barriers to begin with.
MILK
Jun 2 2004 11:03PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
thats a toughie...

what about my skin?
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..... shit




“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Jun 3 2004 4:42AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
who was the kid that was bragging about being pretty? Fag.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 3 2004 7:16AM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
we've somehow drifted off the topic of unemployment.
MILK
Jun 3 2004 12:24PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
you only count as unemployed if you're searching for a job and can't find one. That's what my government book said anyway.


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Jun 3 2004 12:29PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
yeah i guess im in that position, but jobless is jobless. probably should have been called the jobless cult but oh well.
MILK
Jun 3 2004 12:35PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
DEY TUK UR JOUBS!!

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
Jun 3 2004 12:36PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
all that seperating your mind and body shiznazzle sounds like my mommys church... christian scientists... the no doctor one... its quite metrosexual... in a very straight and conservative way.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
Jun 3 2004 3:17PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
i'm unemployed


'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
Jun 3 2004 3:21PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
Its quite the opposite from the Christain church. The Christians and entire western culture live more in a physical world than a spiritual or mental one like the East.
MILK
Jun 3 2004 7:05PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
its all a big mess... but im going to assume you know nothing about this particular relgion since most dont... and since i had to put up with sunday school and shit til high school ... um... yeah, it is about denouncing physical shit and... fuck i give up... but its still pretty gay.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
Jun 3 2004 7:21PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
Yeah it is a big mess. Most religions are very similar any ways. Theres a god, theres a profet, blah blah hell blah blah heven.
MILK
Jun 3 2004 7:26PM
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flyinghobo
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
man screw getting a job money is just anotherway the man keeps us down
Nuke the Whales. Pave the Rainforest. HOBO NATION
Jun 3 2004 7:27PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
im pretty....damn...no im not...im guna go cry...


hazel
Jun 3 2004 7:35PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
well despite spiritual or religious beliefs, message me if you want in.
MILK
Jun 3 2004 8:24PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
fuck that i need my money.. employement is the way to go.. except in the winter




i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jun 3 2004 9:14PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
well i cant help you there.
MILK
Jun 3 2004 10:03PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
I hear ya cluckin' timbojones- I don't have a job, and I've pretty much given up on finding one.
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Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.
Jun 4 2004 1:02AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hey scrathchcobra

next time you call me a fag im gonna hunt you down and ram a cucumber up your ass when youre sleeping and paint 'no, you're a fag' all over your room

go scratch your cobra. ugly boy.



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Jun 4 2004 3:25AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i got a job, its fun having money


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 4 2004 3:33AM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
Money is having fun having you.
MILK
Jun 4 2004 2:47PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
good one



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Jun 6 2004 9:33AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
i wanna be a ski patroler in canada, and be poor, but just ski year round and be awome



Homestar!
Jun 6 2004 3:17PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
So go do it. Just remember- don't let a job define you.
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Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.
Jun 6 2004 10:07PM
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Hef
Posts: 852 - Karma: 12
Work to live...don't live to work

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Pain heals...Chicks dig scars...Glory lasts forever
Jun 6 2004 10:48PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
Sure...that works.
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Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.
Jun 6 2004 10:49PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
if you want to be a ski bum, go do it...

its really easy, all you have to do is go.

and stop tring to drag all your friends with you. go, by yourself if you have to.

you'll find more friends than you can handle...

and it is a good life..

but only for a year or 2.. then you need a break or our body will pay.. too much drugs and partying and skiing...you spine will hurt.



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Jun 6 2004 11:38PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
im working on it... i have to quit shcool for a while or something first
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
Jun 7 2004 1:01AM
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