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Xbox=pot???!!!

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nskerb
Posts: 228 - Karma: 232

so i put an xbox with skate 3 on my christmas list along with shoes and a longboard.my mom told me that if i get an xbox i will turn into a hermit and live in the basement and smoke pot all day and she will never get me one,

is it just me or does it seem like that is really messed up?

Dec 6 2010 8:15PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
1. get a job
2. profit
Dec 6 2010 8:17PM
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D1X
Posts: 402 - Karma: 16
Your name is hyphyhood...
Dec 6 2010 8:17PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
no you wont live in your basement
Dec 6 2010 8:17PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
It is 1000% true. You should probably put pot on your list too.
Dec 6 2010 8:17PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
My mommy said that too, so I got a PS3.
Dec 6 2010 8:18PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
tell her you don't give a FUCK youre already blazing that shit up every day
Dec 6 2010 8:18PM
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dwhite
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 32
You're young, aren't you?

Give it a couple years.
Dec 6 2010 8:18PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
moms like bluray
Dec 6 2010 8:19PM
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thugaim
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Dec 6 2010 8:19PM
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theabortionator
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noob is noob
Dec 6 2010 8:21PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
A hai I see your new here... And you are 10
Dec 6 2010 8:24PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
LOL
Dec 6 2010 8:26PM
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captainEMERICA
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 122
dont feed the troll
Dec 6 2010 8:28PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
xbox does in fact equal pot. grind it up, put it in your pipe and you get one hell of a high. you will also be incapable of movement for more than 300 meters for the rest of your life, and develop an allergy for healthy foods and exercise.
Dec 6 2010 8:29PM
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J-Evs
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i never understood that
cuz he did a 540
Dec 6 2010 8:31PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I dont play vido games and my life is perfect. instead of wasting time playing COD or something go build a backyard jib feature or draw something sick or when your just dam tired and dont wanna do nothing play some TRANSFORMICE. on an unrealted matter i grinded with my ski coach at a recent dance. AWKWARD
Dec 6 2010 8:31PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
when she made the smoke pot all day comment, you should have said "oh yeah get me some of that to go with it"

then got pot for christmas and won at life.
Dec 6 2010 8:32PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
old people hate xbox?
Dec 6 2010 8:33PM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
haha, asking for skate 3 and a longboard, poser.
Dec 6 2010 8:36PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
why's it called xbox 360? because it makes you want to do a 360 and walk away
Dec 6 2010 8:37PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
a 360 would have u lookin right at it again
Dec 6 2010 8:40PM
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Static
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I'm sure he meant to say "moonwalk away"
Dec 6 2010 8:42PM
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Chokolite
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Dec 6 2010 8:42PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
its a 360 in, 180 out.
Dec 6 2010 8:42PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,602

i guess that opens up the chance to tell your mom you already smoke a lot of pot and have no ambition of moving out regardless of whether or not you have an xbox.

or ask for a PS3

Dec 6 2010 8:43PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
arg. http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9875/360walkawayjk0.gif
Dec 6 2010 8:43PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
lol, your mom is jokes.
and yes old people dont like xbox. ^^^

Dec 6 2010 8:44PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
sell the box, get pot.
1. Not all potheads play xbox.
Dec 6 2010 8:44PM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241

why play xbox when u can play robot unicorn attack

http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

Dec 6 2010 8:47PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
tell your mom you will smoke pot every day UNLESS she gets you an xbox.



fool proof.
Dec 6 2010 8:48PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
Before you hate too much, know this NS. This young child is the product of a newschoolers upbringing. Look at his profile, you created this monster, you did it!
Dec 6 2010 8:48PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
this guy..... he knows what hes talking about
Dec 6 2010 8:51PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
a 360 is a circle
that does not look like a full circle
Dec 6 2010 8:58PM
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thugaim
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troll'd
Dec 6 2010 9:00PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
lol not true if you live in the basement you will just game hard and not want to go toak
Dec 6 2010 9:05PM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2

Hmm... you seemed to have summed up my 'at home' life pretty perfectly.  I sit around all day, play xbox and blaze.  Then again, I don't live with my parents, I'm usually home about one week a year, don't have an xbox where I currently live, and have never really had close ties with my parents.

Hope that helps!

Dec 6 2010 9:07PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
1. say you will eventually get kenect
2. she will think you get some exercise
3. receive Xbox for Christmas
4. don't get kenect
5.????????
6.profit
Dec 6 2010 9:14PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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transformice won't work for me for some reason.
Dec 6 2010 9:17PM
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no_steeze
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1. get an xbox
2. become a hermit
3. smoke pot all day
4. get yelled at by mom for doing so
5. go outside and kill someone
6. get yelled at by mom for killing someone
7. explain to mom that you're better off playing xbox and smoking pot
8. ????
9. you will probably go to jail and unless you monopolize the smuggling and selling of items you will be earning no profit and instead have your body sold for a pack of cigarettes
Dec 6 2010 9:18PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
I don't know about you guys, but when I play my Xbox, I smoke a lot more weed than when I'm not playing Xbox. who wants to play video games and not smoke pot?
Dec 6 2010 9:25PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
tell her you've been smoking weed for three years and proceed with the negotiations
Dec 6 2010 9:28PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
You are how old...?
Dec 6 2010 9:29PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
im really bad while high and i get very stressed out. so, me.
Dec 6 2010 9:34PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
c'mon. if this kid isn't trolling, he sounds like he's 13. his body would go for at least 5 packs of cigarettes and some pruno.
Dec 6 2010 9:34PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
I was just about to say...
Dec 6 2010 9:34PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
It's addicting as fuck, the hermit part may come true!
Dec 6 2010 10:05PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
its true thats why i dont play
Dec 6 2010 10:07PM
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breezepig
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your mom should get you pot for christmas
Dec 6 2010 10:31PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
she's right...there is nothing better than an irie skate3 session after skiing
Dec 6 2010 11:21PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
But all xboxs smoke pot, right?
Dec 6 2010 11:29PM
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