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1080ski
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i got a dog about 7 weeks ago (its 15 or 16 weeks old) and i was wondering what there is to do with a dog to play with it (NOT FUCKING IT).

if it matters, its a springer
Jun 2 2004 7:46PM
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weazelzb
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one of the most stupid posts ever.... take it for a walk? throw it a ball? just cuddle with it and shit




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Jun 2 2004 7:47PM
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r5tommy
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teach it to skate
Jun 2 2004 7:48PM
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linemaverick540
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teach it backflips
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Jun 2 2004 7:48PM
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Apple
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scratch its head, give it a sock to chew on. chase it around your house.
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Jun 2 2004 7:48PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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take it swimming.....if its really little then try making it swim in the bath tub......get something for it to chew on...they need something to chew on while teething

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 2 2004 7:49PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i like how you added NOT FUCKING IT i bet half the people on here would have said that if you didnt

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 2 2004 7:50PM
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ScratchCobra66
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put peanut butter on your dick, and have it lick it off.




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Jun 2 2004 7:55PM
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ATLANTASKI
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^i know a kid who did tha, and the dog died lol

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have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

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Jun 2 2004 7:57PM
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ScratchCobra66
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hahaha




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Jun 2 2004 7:58PM
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mattwalker
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^^ he found a loop hole... you should of said nothing sexual


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Jun 2 2004 7:58PM
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ScratchCobra66
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ohh yeah and for the record i have never done that, i saw it on a movie once.




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Jun 2 2004 7:58PM
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ScratchCobra66
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ohh yeah and for the record i have never done that, i saw it on a movie once.




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-Dane Cook.
Jun 2 2004 8:02PM
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ScratchCobra66
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sorry about the double post..


Little freerider what the hell are you talking about?!




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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 2 2004 8:03PM
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ATLskier
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Andrew, who did that? My dog will chase me around the house and try to bite me, he also watches TV, and chases the laser pointer. I take him on walks with my scooter and point the laser pointer in front of me, and he chases it so I don't have to do work.
Jun 2 2004 8:03PM
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ScratchCobra66
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ohhh i get it now little free rider...durr..sorry im tired.




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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 2 2004 8:05PM
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FRZGene
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Get it high....hold its head and blow smoke in its face. Or put beer in it's water bowl and get it tanked. Haven't done it with my dog cause I like it too much, but seen it done to friends' dogs...funny stuff.
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Jun 2 2004 8:13PM
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skibrdingbitch
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um my friends dog died of kindey or liver cancer cause it drank alot of beer


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Jun 2 2004 8:16PM
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Jasmine
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what kind of dog is it? different dogs like to do different stuff. i have a shepherd and he hated swimming when he was a puppy.




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Jun 2 2004 8:22PM
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Ski-hobo
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If your Asian you can eat it.
Jun 2 2004 10:09PM
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Lateralis
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im gonna leave this thread clean


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Jun 2 2004 11:25PM
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1080ski
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ha, its a springer spanield (spelling?)
Jun 3 2004 4:38AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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run it over.


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Jun 3 2004 6:47AM
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Breheny
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Who as seen the Ali G movie? When he wakes up and his dog is sucking him off

'Tupac, nooooooooooooo!.........whatever'


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Jun 3 2004 7:03AM
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ScratchCobra66
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haha....run it over? We have a springer and it is just as hyper as it was when we got it, and its 14 years old...just it pee's every where.




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Jun 3 2004 7:15AM
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Luga
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walk it feed it cuddle it throw it into backflips and cork5's and poo and it'll love u
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Jun 3 2004 8:01AM
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LittleDevil720
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one of the kids in my school wacked off his dog, t was so disguisitng
Jun 3 2004 9:58AM
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NoTeefa
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Take it to the park and teach it how to pick out the hott girls (or guys) from the ugly ones and how to go up to the hott ones and rub up on their ankles and shyt


you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.
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Jun 3 2004 10:05AM
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TheSiverCartel
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I have a springer they are dope he always looks high and sleeps all hte time in a few years ull be beating the shit outa him for fun so teaching him tricks and playing with doesnt really matter much if i was u ide make it jump real high so it can kill black ppl
Jun 3 2004 10:11AM
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strode
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yeah dude you're in possession of by far the biggest chick magnet there is. take it to a place with the most females wearing the least amount of clothing and just take it from there. or teach it to play frisbee, my dog was about that old when i taught him



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Jun 3 2004 11:27AM
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AttitashSkier
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my gf's dog pisses on her
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Jun 3 2004 2:28PM
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ScratchCobra66
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some kid in our school put his moms dildo in his asshole.




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-Dane Cook.
Jun 3 2004 2:29PM
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Ski-hobo
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wacked off his dog??? hahahaha
Jun 3 2004 2:30PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Jun 3 2004 2:32PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my dogs are both males and they hump eachother....the smaller one but older humps the younger one in the face

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 3 2004 2:38PM
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skiierman
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^ hehe gay dogs. think theyll bitch about getting married too?



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Jun 3 2004 3:00PM
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1080ski
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ha. funny stuff.
by the way, i have seen the Alli G. movie somebody was talking about.
Jun 3 2004 3:15PM
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Onskis1111
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my dog humps people on command, no joke
Jun 3 2004 3:27PM
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*i<3snow*
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tug of war, fetch, just cuddling is good. puppies like to chew on things while they teeth. u could get a chew toy, or just use ur finger.


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Jun 3 2004 3:42PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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play tug of war, but use your teeth... my friend does it, its hilarious
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Jun 3 2004 3:47PM
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*ELLA*
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Hah whos seen the movie Van Wilder with the dog with the big ass balls...??
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Jun 3 2004 3:50PM
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Jasmine
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van wilder's dog makes me ill to this day




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Jun 3 2004 3:53PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my dog humps people too

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 3 2004 7:16PM
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Sharpy
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teach it to swim, so when you have a party and everyone's drinking it won't dthin kthe cover sheet of the pool can be wlaked on and drown.
Jun 3 2004 7:21PM
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hoodratz47
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Stan!what are you dooing.. IM playing red rocket mom.


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Jun 3 2004 7:32PM
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SkiUnit03
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jack it off and collect its cum, while your doing it take pictures of it, then get cream filled donuts and take out the cream part and fill it with the dogs cum then feed it to your worste enimy and then show him the pictures....

yeah i got that from van wilder, so sue me



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Jun 3 2004 7:51PM
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