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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
i have had this job for the past few months, and it is the greatest thing ever. i work for the state of california, and i usually get through all my days work by noon. since i am on a salary, i can then proceed to either, A) go home, or B) spend rediculous amounts of time on NS. i have noticed that a dramatic increase in my post count and having this job seem to be directly corralary.

just thought i would share.










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Jun 2 2004 4:30PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
fuckin a' man
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Jun 2 2004 4:32PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
what exactly is it that you do?
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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....
Jun 2 2004 4:33PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
And how much exactly do you get paid?

Motherfuckers...
Jun 2 2004 4:34PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
data entry and random computer realted stuff. whatever the good state of CA needs me to do, which, as i mentioned usually only takes me until 11 or 12 to complete. and i have my own office overlooking a little lake.... and interstate 80.










-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
Jun 2 2004 4:36PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
well, its three oclock... sounds like quittin time....










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Jun 2 2004 4:50PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
i mow its nice cuse i get paid an ok amount and liseen to music and do it when i want to.










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Jun 2 2004 4:57PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Best Jobs out thier,playin sports,if u love it why not get paid for it, that includes skiing bootin skating and all those pro 3 letter leagues



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Jun 2 2004 4:59PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
dude your job sounds liek mine i sit here all day in front of a computer and spend a good 5 hours of it on ns



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Jun 2 2004 5:37PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
^ Same here.

Motherfuckers...
Jun 2 2004 5:38PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,503
umm im on the terran park crew at timberline... its a decent job


/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
Jun 2 2004 5:44PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i need one of these 'job' dealies
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Jun 2 2004 5:46PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i'm a pizza slut. and everyone gives bad tips. i hate my job.





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Jun 2 2004 5:49PM
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Bhayter10
Posts: 942 - Karma: 8
I'm gonna be a waiter at the Outback Steakhouse this summer, I'll be making good money getting lots of tips..the key to serving is to try to sell your customers lots of drinks to get them drunk and happy then they'll think you're the best server they've ever had and tip you well.



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Jun 2 2004 6:11PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i scoop ice cream for a coffee shop. no one ever gets any so i just sit around playing guitar. its great.





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Jun 2 2004 6:14PM
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scratchbc677
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
i get free shit from my skate sponsors and skate in competitions and win money so it's soo easy
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Jun 2 2004 6:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i deliver milk, its not as easy as you think it is


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Jun 2 2004 11:28PM
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snowman_ja
Posts: 129 - Karma: 10
i work in a pro shop at a golf course, i don't get paid really great but i sit on my ass all the time. the other night it was slow so we took a couple carts muddin on the snowmobile trail though. good times



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Jun 2 2004 11:34PM
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