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WakaShocka
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Lets hear some embarrassing stores from you NS'ers

Heres mine...lastnight went to a party at some chicks house drank a shit load of 99 apples passed out on the floor woke up and continuesly threw u pthroughout her house in everything but a toilet

14 years ago
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Dan.P
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best thread-jack evaaaar
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Damn gator you just made my day
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
PUT THAT SHIT UP
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
oh i was too late now i feel stupid
14 years ago
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FerrisBueller
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annnndddd thank you no_steeze.
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MCIRONCOCK
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In ninth grade humanities i sat behind a junior girl who i was sort of crushing on. One week she only came to school monday through wednesday. When she was back on monday i walked in, and with an accusing sort of tone that i suppose was me trying to flirt, said,"Where were YOU?" The look on her face was a mixture of sadness and surprise. I then later found out her mother had died in a car accident. I don't think i ever talked to her again, and she transferred schools after that year.
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Stembray
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Worth.
So basically freshman year, long story short, I overheard some sketch ass DK kid say I have a magnum in my backpack, I thought it could be a gun, told my mom about it two weeks later, she emailed my health teacher (dunno why?), who told security, who proceeded to pick me up with the whole squad during class as well as a police officer, I then proceeded to get joking threats from the police officer about tasing me because I didn't tell him early enough and how my mom would consent to me getting a smack or two from him, walked to the office and had to identify the dude, but he had moved schools, then was told by someone else who was with me it was a magnum condom..

Another instane: some guy at my school was talking to me about a girl we'd both hooked up with, but she said it was bull shit, and tried to send me a text about it but accidentally sent it to her, which said something along the lines of she invited me over to fuck, but since she couldn't get my dick hard we didn't. She read the text off her phone and flipped shit and freaked on me, then went to admin and showed them the text, BUT technically he never said her name so she assumed we were talking about her(which we were), I got interrogated by our VP, Mr. Kronk, super awkward, who showed me the text, told me this could go to court blah blah blah, I didn't bail on the guy. Long story short my parents somehow didn't find out. This chick also flipped shit on me cuz i told all my buddies she deep throated me in the middle of her living room on the floort with her mom just one slide door away. Who wouldn't brag? crrrrazzzzzzzzzzy shit
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Mr_Orange
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My friend woke up in the living room of a house down the street from his....
the house kind of looked like his and he was so hammered he couldn't walk up the stairs to where ye thought his room was so he went to the living room and passed out on the couch thinking it was his living room
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bakedpow
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Matt__Mascharka
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Bumpp
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bdarb207
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I broke my collar bone in high school.  When i had surgery they knocked me out and all of that so i was on anastesia.. so if you've ever had this you know you'll say any bullshit that comes to your mouth and it's generally true. I was waking up with my mom and a random nurse in the room blabbering away about whatever, and the nurse mentioned my then girlfriends name by coincidence, so i start saying random shit about her.  two seconds later out of nowhere im just like, so yeah, we were fucking in my car, then i stopped looked all nervous at my mom and was like,  "oh no, don't tell dad, im not supposed to drive with people in the car yet." haha and thats how my mom and i guess the nurse at Maine medical found out i was sleeping with my girlfriend hahah.
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wolf.
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i threw up on my friends shoes once. he wore them the next day. lol

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WakaShocka
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oh yea and when i was like 10 i went to a basketball camp at some colleage where you sleep over in the dorms and i was walking down the hall and some kid panced me and god eveything so im on the ground struggleing to pull my ppants up and while theres a circle of kids around me laughing....realllllllly embarresing at the age of 10

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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 112
Bump
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no_steeze
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in 6th grade at age 10 (i was young for my grade) i got pantsed in front of the whole girls gym class. boxers came down too. i just stood there covering my dick until they passed laughing and staring and then i punched the kid who pantsed me right in the face and took my hand which had been on my dick and rubbed it on his face. overreaction? absolutely not.
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Heyawhatsup
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do it Gator
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fujarome
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how does she even get those pants on?
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no_steeze
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im pretty sure they were painted on
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OGHolliday
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Thats all I can think right now.
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no_steeze
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im glad i remembered these pics. they've been idle for about a year now, i'd completely forgotten
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Blake.P
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Oh my God....
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tacobellslayer
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i pantsed a kid in class once and ive felt like a dick since haha. kinda embarrassing too, so cant imagine how the guy felt.
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Davy.Crockett
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me gusta
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WakaShocka
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bump for stories....and more ass
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jfoley019
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So this happened like 5 years ago, right when I moved to Boston.  I been in my apt for like 2 weeks didn't really know my roommate...

I was at some show (concert) in Boston, since I went lone wolf I got pretty hammered.  As I left the venue I tried to turn around to go take a piss and they wouldn't let me.  I thought to my self, oh well, it is only a 20 min T ride.  I walked over to the green line and had to wait for like 10 to 15 mins for the train.  At this point I had to take a piss so bad.  Finally the train came, 15 mins later I was at the red line.  Well, I was totally wrong, a train from Fenway to Quincy (where I was living) was way more then 20 mins.  Finally after like 40 to 50 mins on the T, I arrived at North Quincy T stop.  I was doing the pee pee dance horrible.  At this point I was pretty fucken sober... I jumped in my car (lived like 2 blocks from the T), got to the the block before my house and couldn't hold out any longer.  Why I didn't jump out of my car and piss in the street is beyond me.  I looked at the the clock, sweet 11:30 my roommate must be in bed.  I can sneak in shower and put on some new clothes and pass out  So I slowly open the door of the house and to my surprise my roommate and 5 of his friends are playing poker.  AWESOME!... I try to sneak by and one yells hey what happened?  I stood there frozen and said hey I just pissed my pants. Walked into the bathroom and took a shower.

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matt.s
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so i tried to call my friend to tell her to play tetris on facebook with me, so she picks up and im like "go on tetris" the person replies "who is this" im like "go on tetris" the person was like... i think you have a wrong number" then i asked "is this (girls name)'s number? the person on the other end said "uhhh... no"
turns out i actually called her mom, at 12:30 AM.
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Rachy
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I'm bumping this thread for those that say NSG is boring. Hopefully it will provide some entertainment.


STORY TIME!

I used to work evenings at the hotel that was on my college campus. This hotel primarily served business cliental and events. We had a small Verizon conference happening and the hotel was filled to the brim with men in black suits. The night had started out just like any other, checking in new guests and giving directions to restaurants.

A group of 10 or so business men approached the counter. One of them was raving about how great BJ's (a brewery/pizzeria local to the west coast) was. He then asked me how to get to the one in Brea. I happily informed him that we had one not more than 3 miles away and that they should consider going there. Then I printed out directions and wrote the front desk phone number incase that got confused.

They asked me what was good there but, I had only actually been to this restaurant once. It was my freshmen year of College and we didn't have this establishment in Minnesota. BJ's is known for their dessert. It's quite delicious and I had had it when I was there. The conversation wen't something like this.

"So, what's something good to eat there?"

"Well, I've only really been there once, but the dessert I had was absolutely delicious. "

"What was it?"

"Well, it was pretty simple, just a warm soft giant cookie covered in melting ice cream, and you eat the whole thing with a spoon. "

"Oh, that does sound good."

(And this is when it happened.)

"Yeah it's called, umm, (playing out the sounds in my mind-- bazuka, pocky, pazzuka) "Bukkake."

I said it with confidence and a smile on my face, still not sure what I had just done. The businessman I was talking to stared at me with a blank face, collected himself, and then grabbed the rest of the group so that I could inform them what to order again.

"Bukkake," I said, again with complete confidence. They smiled at me, said thank you, and went on their way.

It wasn't until about an hour later that I realized what I had done. I told a group of 10 business men to order Bukkake, described as a warm cookie with melty ice cream, from an establishment called BJ's.

The men later came in to thank me for the advice and inform me that the Pizookie was delicious. My face turned red. Mortified, I simply said, "I'm glad" and told them to have a great rest of their night.
13 years ago
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Chinchi
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mhmm
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Ciara
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And nicely done Gator.
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