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WakaShocka
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Lets hear some embarrassing stores from you NS'ers

Heres mine...lastnight went to a party at some chicks house drank a shit load of 99 apples passed out on the floor woke up and continuesly threw u pthroughout her house in everything but a toilet

Dec 5 2010 7:02PM
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katie.
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thats classy.

pocketdialed my sister while with the boyfriend...awkward

Dec 5 2010 7:03PM
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J.DUKE
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kinky
Dec 5 2010 7:07PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Took off my underwear in the changeroom.



It was embarrassing, for everyone else.
Dec 5 2010 7:09PM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111
comeonnnnnn lets hear some real stories
Dec 5 2010 7:46PM
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el_chupacabra
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Dec 5 2010 7:50PM
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Abc567def
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went to a party, woke up at 6 am with security poking me in the front entrance of a retirement home wearing a sponge bob outfit for 3-5 year olds. The funny thing was I didn't even go to a costume party?
Dec 5 2010 8:01PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Hahah thats a good one.

On halloween, someone put me in a cab at 12 30 cause I drank way too much. Cabby kicks me out of the cab about half way home. This was an estimated time of 12 30. Woke up in the morning covered in puke. Luckily my parents were away and my parents friends son was looking after me whos 20. When I got up I assumed it was a standard night, but I couldnt remember it. Turns out I didnt get home til 2 30. Still have no idea what happened between 12 30 and 2 30. No idea how I even got home, but I assume I walked. The weird thing is, if I did walk, it should have only taken me 30-40 minutes tops. I also lost my brand new jacket and backpack that night...
Dec 5 2010 8:19PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I'll play.

When I was 12 years old, my mom made me take the opportunity to go to Puerto Rico for cheap by joining my 3 brothers, father, and the entire boy scout troop on their Super Adventure. I was the only girl. You'd think that would be awesome, but not at 12.

I was all into gymnastics then, and I found this gym bar on a random playground. While the boys played basketball, I decided to go hang out on the bars. They were a little rusty, not really taken care of, but whatever I was bored. So I started doing windmills. Its kind of hard to explain without all of you taking it the wrong way...but the bar is between your legs and you basically go round and round. So I started doing this, and I didn't realize that the crotch of my sweat pants was getting wrapped around the bar, until I came to an instant stop...hanging upside down, not able to do a damn thing about it because my pants were wrapped so tightly. It took a few minutes for all of the boys to see me, start pointing, and fall on the ground laughing. And I was stuck. I had to wait until one of the older boys got a sense of maturity (don't get me wrong, I'd laugh my ass off too) to grab the leader to come get me. It really sucked. They still don't let me live it down. But it's all good, cause I laugh about it now.
Dec 5 2010 8:28PM
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no_steeze
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my school hosted this acapela singing festival and i was asked to photograph it. i was in the back sitting with a bunch of friends and my 70-200 for optimal telephoto zoomage. anyway there was this fucking bomb girl who was the lead singer of this college group and she was wearing tight ass spandex. im not talking like cute yoga pants, these things looked like someone had painted her naked legs and vagina black in a glorious work of bodily beauty. anyway we knew she would have to turn around at some point to exit the stage and i had my lens ready, my camera was set on as high an fps as a 40d will allow. the song comes to an end but we didn't even care. nobody in that room cared. they were all waiting. judgement day arrived and she turned and the spotlight fell daintily upon the most glorious buttox in the tightest spandex i have ever seen. my finger fell on the shutter and bam bam bam bam i was popping pictures quicker than the men in the room were popping boners. i got a full sequence of her turning around and starting to walk away. we gave shouts of excitement as we went through the photos and everyone knew what we were doing.

here's where it gets awkward. in a hasty daze while i was higher than holy fuck i uploaded all the pictures of the concert to my school's network drive that night. just tossed them all in there, didn't think at all. i was more focused on finishing my bag of doritos. the guy who asked me to take pictures came up to me the next day and he only said two words yet he communicated a whole essay of awesomeness. he totally got it all and he fucking loved me for it. his eyes screamed "you are the fucking man, i loved those photos, but i need to let you know that you dun goofed" he just said "nice photos" with a delicious smirk and walked away. the only issue was that 20 other teachers had access to those photos and were looking through them. i jumped on the drive and deleted them like they were hot but everyone fucking knew
Dec 5 2010 8:50PM
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OGHolliday
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Has she said anything to you?
Dec 5 2010 8:57PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
yes please
Dec 5 2010 8:59PM
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Peter.
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this.
Dec 5 2010 9:02PM
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no_steeze
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i was waiting for that

im only uploading 2. i have about 8

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Dec 5 2010 9:05PM
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McFellon
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Back in middle school, my school always had a craft fair. For one of my writing assignments for a program I was doing with the town newspaper, i had to write a report on it. Turns out, i was pretty sick that day, but still went. I ended up booting in the middle of the crowded gym with lots of people i knew watching. Then i sat in the bathroom for half an hour before my dad drove me home.
Dec 5 2010 9:06PM
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MANDER
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Dec 5 2010 9:13PM
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MANDER
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Beat ya!
Dec 5 2010 9:15PM
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Noss.
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i pooped in a urinal once....but then some butt wranglin detectives caught me and I had to deal with my dumb jewish friend cause he thought jews caused 911 but it was really some pissed off terrorists.....oh what a day!
Dec 5 2010 9:16PM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
Wow. I'm impressed.
Dec 5 2010 9:18PM
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no_steeze
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she doesnt go to my school, she's from some college acapela group
Dec 5 2010 9:22PM
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.SillyGoose
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Two weeks ago, My gf and i were bored and decided to do the nasty at my dads house. My parents are divorced so whenever we feel like doin it we can go to the opposite house my brother is at. My dad usually gets home at 4 and it was 3 so we thought we had some time. Right in the middle of us sexin it up my dad walks into the house, but he wasnt alone. So as me and my girlfriend put our clothes back on as silently as possible, my dad started showing his lady friend around (my bedroom is right next to the front door) and i slip on my girlfriends panties (CURSE YOU WOOD FLOORS!!1!!) and fall making a huge thud and my dad says "Oh hey pi-" and opens the door. Both of us were butt naked. So my dad waits for us to get our clothes on and he had to give us the whole "If you get her pregnant im kicking you out of the house blah blah consequences etc..." speech in front my dads new boss.
Dec 5 2010 9:23PM
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.frenchy
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I love your posts, all of them. Especially this one.
Dec 5 2010 9:26PM
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Peter.
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dat ass
Dec 5 2010 9:29PM
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WakaShocka
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she got a donkkkkk
Dec 5 2010 9:48PM
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no_steeze
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in the other pictures you can also see the outline of a black thong
Dec 5 2010 10:01PM
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Crack.
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...
Dec 5 2010 10:03PM
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WakaShocka
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lets keep em comeinnn
Dec 5 2010 10:12PM
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gus555
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do we even need to say it?
Dec 5 2010 10:12PM
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Abc567def
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pics?
Dec 5 2010 10:20PM
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kootenayklaus
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6th grade, in the classroom after lunchtime (we basically had 5 minutes to do nothing.) Being the idiot I was at that age, I decided to go through a girls purse for gum (she was a pretty good friend of mine so its not as bad as it sounds.) The purse was empty, except for two pair of underwear. That's right, we're talking whitey tighty style underwear in this girls purse. Soo, I was very immature and decided to hold up the underwear and scream "EWWWW UNDIES." All the guys laugh, and the girl starts balling her eyes out. The teacher drags me out into the hallway, and starts screaming at me. That wouldn't be embarassing at all if it werent for all of the classroom doors in the hallway were open. No one decided to shut them, so I basically got the whole talk on periods and such right within hearing distance of everybody in the whole entire grade. Ahhh, but there's more. The next day, I was telling my buddies about and the girl walks right by our lunch table as I said "...I'm pretty sure they were boys underwear too." She starts crying AGAIN, and everyone stared at me, including the teachers. It was only 30 seconds, but I swear to god it felt like an hour. I know, I know, it was a dumb as fuck thing to do in the first place, but every kid does stupid things at that age.
Dec 5 2010 10:37PM
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WakaShocka
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moarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dec 5 2010 10:38PM
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The.Ginger
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ohmigod, i think i need to start doing acapela
Dec 5 2010 10:46PM
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COrider
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I believe the purpose of this thread has been swayed Click for larger image
Dec 5 2010 10:51PM
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no_steeze
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photobucket rapes the quality too badly, it's subtle even in lightroom so it wouldn't be visible
Dec 5 2010 10:57PM
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COrider
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don't be greedy
Dec 5 2010 10:58PM
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no_steeze
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is it visible?

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Dec 5 2010 11:01PM
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COrider
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Yessir it is
Dec 5 2010 11:03PM
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no_steeze
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yes it is sorta visible. success.
Dec 5 2010 11:08PM
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Milksteak
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Welp, Gator wins this thread...
Dec 5 2010 11:11PM
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dickhead1
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i bet no one goes on this thread to tell an epic story anymore.. they just want to check out her ass.
Dec 5 2010 11:17PM
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ECB
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That's disgusting
Dec 5 2010 11:18PM
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COrider
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Your icon is disgusting.
Dec 5 2010 11:32PM
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BikeMlatt69
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Dec 5 2010 11:38PM
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no_steeze
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you sicken me young man
Dec 5 2010 11:41PM
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PJS.
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your just pissed your not related
Dec 5 2010 11:42PM
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no_steeze
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one more post and i put up the whole series
Dec 5 2010 11:42PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Would it be fine if she was related to you?
Dec 5 2010 11:43PM
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no_steeze
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fap from bottom up for the sequence

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Dec 5 2010 11:48PM
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no_steeze
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and ALL OF THAT went straight to teachers at my school

i don't think i could've been more blatant with the whole thing
Dec 5 2010 11:49PM
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Shark.
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wow props. that was a beautiful sequence
Dec 5 2010 11:59PM
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