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jarossamdb7
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> New York, NY

> 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
> 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance (New Version)
> 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights excluding 2nd Amendment)
> 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
> 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment
> 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
> 7:35 PM Freedom Fries served
> 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner
> 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
> 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
> 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your
Children
> 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men
only)
> 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the
Future
> 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings 'Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man'
> 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
> 9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest
Fires
> 9:30 PM break for secret meetings
> 10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas
> 10:15 PM Carl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple
> 10:30 PM Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and
Talk
> Macho Even When You Feel Squishy Inside
> 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark 'deer in headlights'
stare
> 10:40 PM John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar
Chastity
> ` Belt
> 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
> 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
> 10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's
Economy
> 11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
> 11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous
New
Cult
> 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
> 11:35 PM Blame Clinton
> 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
> 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
> 12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme
Planetary
> Overlord
>

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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag
COMMON SENSE!
Jun 1 2004 11:11PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
shut up you fucking socialist





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Jun 1 2004 11:12PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
humm, i sensed some anger in that comment by vetran. mabey the war is coming back to him.

and he does have one thing right, i for one beleve the if our goverment was a little more schocalist, things would be better (like the canadian, Austrailian, and some European goverments are!) mind you i didn;t say i would like it to be 100% socialist.

it is funny becuase i am not to much of a socualist at all but you republicans try to make people like me look bad by calling us socialists/communists....
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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag
COMMON SENSE!
Jun 1 2004 11:16PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
NO! not more like Canada, you have no idea how fucked things are up here.





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Jun 1 2004 11:18PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
hmm... lets settle down now young'n. the boths of yall

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Jun 1 2004 11:22PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
please explain, i want to know how fucked things are up there! becuase i have been there 2 times and it seems great! I was watching this tv show and they showed a lowerclass neighborhood and it was prutty decent. fuck, it was damn nice compaired to the lower class neighborhodds here!
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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag
COMMON SENSE!
Jun 1 2004 11:22PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
ever been to east hastings? pretty fucking brutal.

if you live here and pay taxes you'll understand why we have so many problems.





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Jun 1 2004 11:27PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
dudes, again with the angryness

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Jun 1 2004 11:38PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
please explain just what those problems are?
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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag
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Jun 1 2004 11:41PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
besids, have you seen the problems here??? who knows your countries problems might be bad but ours could be worse! my friend lives in a shitthole! you can see daylight through the bottom of there his walls connect to the floor. they had to pawn their computer for $100 just to keep up with rent. they have to pay for deep rock water becuase they live near a missle silo that used to hve a nuke in it and the chemicals they used for cleaning it up got in the ground. so instead they buy soda for the most part becuase it is cheaper and in turn they are all fatasses. this is becuase republicans (who are the vast majority in colorado) have fucked the job market and the economy
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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag
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Jun 1 2004 11:48PM
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J.D.
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Veteran, they've cleaned up east H a LOT. Van's slums in that area are like 3 sq. blocks.

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A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
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Jun 1 2004 11:50PM
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hoodratz47
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ok.... u need to understand that th reason why the goverments work better over in europe is beacuse they are very small... and they work better with fewer peopl america is soo big it is hard to do..


/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
Jun 1 2004 11:50PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Oh, and I particularly enjoyed:
'8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your
Children'

Pure gold.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jun 1 2004 11:50PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
yeah i tohught that was hilarious. Especiall ythe beer bong and hilary clinton piniata.
MHmh
Jun 2 2004 12:05AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
in europe the population is much more dense. denseity matters more then total population!
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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag
COMMON SENSE!
Jun 2 2004 12:15AM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
I'm not saying the united states is great, far from it, however, i feel the republicans can and will do a better job.

as for Canada are problems are fucking rediculous. I'll mention a couple, but it would take a damn long time to get into them all.

1. Misrepresented and ineffective Senate.
2. Universal Health Care (far too expensive for the quality of care we recieve)
3. Life sentence is only 25 years, and parole is eligible in half that.
4. Quebec.
5. Basically non-existant Ministry of Foreign Affiars leading to being a laughing stock in International Relations.
6. Poor excuse for a Military.
7. The Canadian Pension Plan.
8. Quebec.
9. Immigration and Naturalization Canada
10. Ministry of Indian Affairs (which has a larger budget than National Defense)

Ands theres plenty more.





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Jun 2 2004 12:16AM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
I would rather be like Canada and not be in everyone else's business as we are in th US. Look at how mad the rest of the world is at us. This isn't entirely Bush's fault as we have been in everyone's business since after WWII.
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Jun 2 2004 12:20AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
I think that it is awsome that that indina thingey has a higher budget then the millatary! go canada!
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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag
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Jun 2 2004 1:41AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
'Ministry of Indian Affairs '
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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag
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Jun 2 2004 2:02AM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
D. N. C. agenda

1. burning of the bible
2. discussion on why moral relitivism is not the downfall of society
3. discussion on why its cool to let a baby be deliverd half way before crushing / puncturing its skull, so that 'a womans right to choose may be preserved'
4. disscussion on the legalization of pedofilia, bestiality, and polygamy, and why people who practice those forms of 'relations' have the right to marry
5. how to decrease military presence overseas / opening the borders
6. increasing government aid to aid the heroin addicts.
7. increasing welfare benifits to anyone who can mark the letter X on the signiture line

8. burning an effagy of the ten commandments, and closing disscussion on why christianity is the new santanism. (and why moral relitivism makes every thing okay, as long as you dont disagree with said relativism)







does that sound a little silly? yeah it kind of does. jross- you are clearly out of control. someone needs to have their internet privilages taken away for a week, untill you can settle down.










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Jun 2 2004 9:56AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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i did think the bit about the supreme planetary overlord was pretty funny though.










-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
Jun 2 2004 9:57AM
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