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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
gto nay tips fro making out thanx




Thongs are so hot right now
Jun 1 2004 9:34PM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
its boring dont do it for too long and are you drunk?




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im out
love and peace
Jun 1 2004 9:36PM
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madpooh
Posts: 38 - Karma: 13
kiss her on the lips, dont miss... u got it dood!
Jun 1 2004 9:36PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
it's all about multi-tasking, being able to kiss the girl and use your hands properly is key haha
Jun 1 2004 9:37PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ha ha




Thongs are so hot right now
Jun 1 2004 9:38PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
like how much tounge




Thongs are so hot right now
Jun 1 2004 9:44PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
tons of tongue. just shove it down her throat. girls love that. dont forget to drool all over.

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Jun 1 2004 9:51PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hes not drunk, just 12


Fuck You
Jun 1 2004 9:52PM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
do NOT go overboard on the tongue. and don't be too gropey.
Jun 1 2004 9:53PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
GROPEY??




Thongs are so hot right now
Jun 1 2004 9:58PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
heh, dude just kiss her and go with her......use hands too
Jun 1 2004 10:01PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Squeeze her boobies so hard that they explode, they love that. The more blood and silicon on your faces the better, trust me.

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Jun 1 2004 10:01PM
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ConceptPro153
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 58
haha^

Dude when it happens it will just flow dont worry much about it

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Jun 1 2004 10:07PM
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Freestyla_01
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Eyes open at all time. That's key. Also, before you're within a foot of her mouth, open your mouth wide and stick out your tongue. It's really sexy to do that.
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Jun 1 2004 10:33PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
see if you can puke, more puke = more lubrication...you can do ANYTHING with lubrication


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Jun 1 2004 10:40PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
amen
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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Jun 1 2004 10:59PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
hes 12 guys, give him a break. but ya, make sure you dont go shoving too much tongue down her throat and keep the drool to a minimum. use your hands too.
Jun 2 2004 12:00AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
You actually might want to practice first before you get to the girl. Ask your best male friend if you can practice on him, it'll work!!!!




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Jun 2 2004 12:03AM
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Baker
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 18
ahhahahaha, you guys are hilarious



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'maybe we should stick to anal sex and fighting preggos heh?'-ellerman
Jun 2 2004 12:06AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
there is a sensative spot on the roof of the human mouth (i assume you are making out with a human) and if you caress with with your tounge it drives them crazy. just dedicate your tounge to the roof of the mouth. oh yes, tounge tricks make them go nuts too, like fold it to make the tounge halfpipe and flip it over and shit and the 3 leafed clover, they can''t get enough.



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Jun 2 2004 12:06AM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11
find a girl you can work it out with and just go... it's one of those figure it out naturally things... not really something you learn from reading...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
Jun 2 2004 3:40AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
just get a bunch of shit in ur mouth before and go at her with a slobbery wet one



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Jun 2 2004 10:45AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Find a way to get her shirt off and suck her tits. Thats always a winner.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 2 2004 11:49AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
making out?? no no, fuck that shit, unzip her pants, pull off those little cotton panties to expose a gaping axe wound and slide in your little pre pubescent manhood for 3 seconds


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 2 2004 11:53AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
girls always love it when you kiss their neck and ears. and make sure you just ate something with alot of onion it leaves a nice after taste in her mouth
Jun 2 2004 11:54AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
HAHAHA lat that made me laugh so fucking hard. Im in choir and i have the whole guys section here laughing at it....hahaha.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 2 2004 11:58AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
your in choir?????? ahahaha now thats funny


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 2 2004 4:05PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
haha aholy shit this is great. hahaa
Jun 2 2004 4:08PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Choir is fucking awesome, we have 5 girls to every guy, and we do nothing, its great.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 2 2004 4:08PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
choirs the only way to get bangin virgin chics like from the movie how high.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 2 2004 4:10PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
haha, i went to kiss my girlfriend, second day after going out, and i went for it as it was no big deal and she HUGGED ME! i missed and i came millimeters away from stickin my nose in her ear. very akward.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 2 2004 4:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you do nothing but ogle at prissy little school girls and sing like 5 year olds then go beat it in the bathroom


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 2 2004 4:10PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Yeah whats wrong with ogling at pussy for an hour and half? All men do it, plus you can get a scholarship for college through our choir.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 2 2004 4:13PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
do it in a hott sweaty jungle and you can just roll around in hte steamy wonderland making out with your beutiful chick



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Jun 2 2004 4:36PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
scream as loud as you can in the middle of the act. the vibrations drive them crazy.
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Jun 2 2004 4:37PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
dont shove it down the girls throat they (we) hate that dude! not cool!
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Jun 2 2004 5:40PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
^IN CASE you didn't know, they were being sarcastic.
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Jun 2 2004 5:43PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
hahaha derek that was funny





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Jun 2 2004 5:47PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
most people here are just messing with you. but serioulsy a word of advise, if your pants are zipped, you're doing it wrong.



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Jun 2 2004 6:07PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
one tip only.. if you can master this, you are a make out god LOOK LIKE THIS GUY WHEN GOING IN/DOWN!!!





Tip-2-Tip We Rule
Jun 2 2004 6:15PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
cough and pretend to start choking.


Teddy
WWTJSD?
Jun 2 2004 6:19PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
say romantic things like...just like grandpa, or someone had tuna for lunch.
MILK
Jun 2 2004 8:12PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
when you are makign out with them punch yourself in the stomach so that you knock the wind out of yourself. Or punch the chick in the kidneys and the stomach and try and knock the wind out of her, its like wippets.



ALASKA PRIDE
Jun 2 2004 8:40PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
it always helps to talk about how you once saw lindsay lohans nipple while she is going down on you.
Jun 2 2004 8:45PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
shut up about the sex stuff god damn




Thongs are so hot right now
Jun 2 2004 10:06PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
hahahahahhahaa, holy shit mikee, i laughed so hard. that was classic. na dont do what he said, you dont want her implants to explode. and if you shove your tongue down her throat, shell gag and then bite your tongue off. the key is to use your hands and mouth at the same time.


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Jun 2 2004 10:09PM
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Luga
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 20
uhh i got a tip don't post a moronic thread like this find a chick and practice
Luga....P.Crew
Jun 2 2004 11:27PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
^deff. agree
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Jun 3 2004 10:15AM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
my gilrfriend loves it when i try and give her CPR halfway thru, she usually vcant breathe for a little while... no, no she really hates that









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Jun 3 2004 10:39AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
oh my god hahahhaha


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 3 2004 10:39AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
practice on your dog so when you get to your boyfriend you got all da skillz down


you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.
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Jun 3 2004 11:07AM
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