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One liners

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chardi
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post your favorite one liners.

i'm watching comedy central right now and i just needed to pos this somewhere.


"Recently i walked in on my roommate while i was masturbating."


this has probably been done before, but who cares its funny.
Dec 1 2010 2:06PM
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SONlC
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Watching the same guy. The part about killing two birds with one stone was pretty funny.

Dec 1 2010 2:09PM
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.AR6rider.
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Dec 1 2010 2:09PM
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chardi
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hahah also,

when i was 13 arby's came out with the 5 for 5 deal and they still have it today. so either arby's is immune to inflation or they have been highballing me for 14 years.


also check out my sig for a great leslie neilsen line
Dec 1 2010 2:11PM
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SONlC
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NsYnChOtTiE503 rofl, He never mentioned the caps but I figured it was probably written like that.
Dec 1 2010 2:12PM
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SONlC
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rofl, dude just called that lady out for trying to leave. What a champ!
Dec 1 2010 2:20PM
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E.C.
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the weather out side is weather
Dec 1 2010 2:28PM
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timmi
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"Aids is still the deadliest catch"

Daniel Tosh is hysterical. (read: his writers)
Dec 1 2010 2:30PM
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