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How to ride the chairlift with a stranger?

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SassySloth
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SBC skier posted this on their site

Nov 30 2010 4:53PM
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no_steeze
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i just make a weird noise every couple seconds for the duration of the ride. i like to see if they notice and look at me
Nov 30 2010 10:06PM
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gretzels
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yes!!

these are great ideas! haha

the other day I was riding the lift with some kid who said he went to CU boulder. so i was like "Oh! I heard you can take turtle creek (this flat-ass catwalk) all the way to boulder from here" and he was like "uuuumm, i dont think that's possible. there's lots of places that you have to go up hill so i dont think you can take it all the way there." and i was like "no, man. you can. boulder is at a lower elevation, so it must be down hill all the way. duh..."
we continued to argue for the remainder of the lift ride.

i know that he got off the chair thinking i was a dumbass. but really it is you, sir, who is the dumbass.
Nov 30 2010 10:09PM
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I_Am_Mod
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last year me and some friends were on a 6-seater, 2 of us left, 2 of us right, and an elderly couple in the middle, all ride long we were singing oldschool songs, in the end the 2 were even falling in when we were singing "my bonnie lies over the ocean", it was awesome and i even fistbumped the 2 when we got off !
they were like 60-70y old but still skiing and very chill for their age :D
Dec 1 2010 4:28AM
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BITS
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Doing this All The time...
Dec 1 2010 4:38AM
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bdarb207
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shovel snow on your skis, wait to see someone you don't like ski underneath the lift line, you and comrade scream nagasaki, and when they look up you clap your skis together so they look up in time to see a pile of slush falling at their face.

repeat.
Dec 1 2010 6:24AM
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loganimlach
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hahahahahaha
Dec 2 2010 7:42PM
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coopsteeez
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haha last year me and my buddies were on the lift with some fat kid named daivid but we kept calling him peter. WE asked him what tricks he could do even though he clearly doesnt know anything about oark skiing and he was like, "well i used to do backflips a few years ago but not anymore" this was even funnier because he was like 13. Then we started talking about how hard it is to do "switch muffin grab spins" and he proceeded to tell us how easy they are but he didnt want to show us because he just wasnt feeling it. haha funny shit
Dec 2 2010 7:53PM
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nick3713
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stick your hand down your pants and then preceed to rub one out and at the end of the ride put your hand out for a handshake and say its been a pleasure

Dec 2 2010 8:11PM
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no_steeze
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they're wearing gloves. jokes on you because you just jacked off in public and then got your dick and potentially a little bit of semen all over the inside of your glove so every time you put them on your hand will be tainted
Dec 2 2010 8:26PM
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