Replying to the FAKE Egg McMuffin - a how to

they're so good, i just had to share. i learnt this from a friend a long time ago.

Materials needed:
1 egg
coffee cup(widest one possible)
napkin
cheese(if you want)
meat(ham, bacon, sausage[ham works best in microwave])
bread stuff(toast, bagel, english muffin)
microwave
fork
5 minutes


1. put bread stuff into toaster and toast to desired crunchiness
2. break egg into cofee cup, throw shells away, beat egg w/ fork till the yolk is mixed up alot
3.microwave egg in cofee cup for about 45 seconds w/ napkin over it(they explode sometimes)
3b.(optional) microwave meat for a short time
4.put egg on bread stuff, then meat, then cheese
5.microwave sammich for 10 seconds
6.eat