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Stupidest conversation you've heard

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EC-Skier
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I go to a really preppy private school and this was a conversation between two kids at my school:

Kid 1 (looking down at his paper): Dude i spelled my name wrong
Kid 2: dude i made a photocopy of my photocopy

so ns, whats the stupidest conversation you've ever heard?
Nov 29 2010 8:51PM
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*rkp*
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I would have to say that 90% of what I see on NS could constitute as "stupidest conversation I've heard."
Oct 10 2011 9:27PM
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Tree60
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i was at mt hood one day and the visibility was really low up high, maybe like 7 feet, and the snow kinda blended in, and during lunch i hear this in the lodge "yah bro, i just hit this like 10 ft cliff, and when i landed i rode out for a bit, then i fell so i could see how fast i was going" i went outside so i could laugh
Oct 10 2011 9:50PM
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Sam.Carson
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this was my doing and felt like a dumbass but wasnt really all there this night

walked into Taco Bell and asked for a $5 BEEFY box with chicken when it is described in the title that it is beef. the cashier looked at me like a dumbass and i couldnt understand him so i turned out looking like a douchebag saying i want chicken over and over.
Oct 10 2011 9:51PM
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chicken
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how did you not know what she was talking about though? I mean a pilot might even call it a fan.
Oct 10 2011 10:01PM
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Benj.
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that is going in my threads
Oct 10 2011 11:15PM
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HolySchimmel
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Lol awesome thread Oo I got a few stories there I was in the US for a student exchenge and was visiting an elementary school so the kids could ask stuff about Germany (I was like 16) So the kids asked stuff about the autobahn and how McDonalds was in Germany. In the end, the teacher asked if it was hard to leave the country with Hitler as "president" and how it would be living in Germany under the reign of Hitler. Second one was also on that exchange in a geography class, when someone asked if Vietnam was a state in the US. Also I got stuff like "whats going on eith the berlin wall" and stuff like that more then one time. Ohh and those arent made up... Even if its hard to believe, but there are stupid people around, no way to deny that!
Oct 11 2011 6:56AM
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no_steeze
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where are you from?
me: vermont
you just said you were from america, not canada
Oct 11 2011 7:03AM
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coldcuts69
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Click for larger image bam
Oct 11 2011 7:57AM
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THCfilmz
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hockey coach: your a dumb ass raco i told you to start the play behind the net

me: hey coach what temp does water freeze at?

hockey coach: 34 degrees

me: here is your sign

Oct 11 2011 10:29AM
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Dock.Ellis
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I have a friends who when asked what a cannibal was she replied "someone who steals another persons canned goods."
Oct 11 2011 2:06PM
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act.resist
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in civics today we were talking about the buffalo problem in montana...

Girl 1: I think that the buffalos should be treated with the same amount of protection as the president.

Guy: It's not like I can eat Obama.

Girl 2: What??? Llama?! I love llamas!

Oct 12 2011 4:48PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

teacher:why the water or the sea is salty?

chick:because shark live in it

facepalm

Oct 12 2011 4:55PM
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NickelPennyDime
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
that doesnt make it better

Oct 12 2011 10:58PM
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NickelPennyDime
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
is this a fucking joke?
Oct 12 2011 11:15PM
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Deluge
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Hahahahahaha just lold so hardd
Oct 12 2011 11:19PM
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MNS
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Guy to Girl: Would you use a porta pussy if you were a guy?
Girl Responds: IDon't need one, just had sex with my phone this morning.
Oct 12 2011 11:41PM
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meur
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I thought thats what she meant, but i could not believe that she didn't knew it was the engine.

Oct 13 2011 3:33AM
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WakPolak
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My friends successfully convinced a girl once that the Chrysler 300 is called a 300 because it can get up to 300 mph. It was pretty damn funny.
Oct 13 2011 5:13AM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192

This has probably already been said, but it is scientifically proven that blue is the best color

Oct 13 2011 11:59AM
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RockyMountnHigh
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some states are larger than some countries hurrr durrr lol at the pink name
Oct 13 2011 1:22PM
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kzrstf
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a few years back a girl in my class thought alaska was a huge island south of the us. woman was wondering why there was snow if its south
Oct 13 2011 1:35PM
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kzrstf
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cuz of that btw
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Oct 13 2011 1:36PM
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steezeknees
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had a 45 minute conversation about the texture of peanut butter with my freinds mom once when i was robotrippin'. i guess i was saying some crazy shit
Oct 13 2011 3:29PM
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-Mugatu
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Started a new job, I work with real "winners"... First day this kid starts off the convo with "So, What do you do?" I thought since were working in the same store it was plenty obvious, so I looked at him, laughed, and continued my work without answering.
Oct 13 2011 3:38PM
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Relish_man
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whip out your dick and bounce it on her forehead
Oct 13 2011 3:51PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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my neiboughor and i were aruging over what was the hardest thing to do in sports.

after showing her the stastics on hitting a baseballl. she said "i dont care what the facts say i know gymnastics is harder than hitting a basebal and thats a fact" we were both drunk so that might explain it but she says some pretty dumb stuff on a regular basis.

if anyone could reamber/ record the conversation me and my roomates have yaaaa thouse are bad

Oct 13 2011 4:33PM
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arandomname
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I'm confused, which statement was the stupid one?

Because you're both wrong, I don't think many MLB players could become olympic gymnasts, and I don't think olympic gymnasts could become MLB players.  They're both completely different.  You're both ignorant, IMHO.

Oct 13 2011 4:36PM
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Morgen.
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so. I'm blonde and i am not dumb.
Oct 13 2011 4:37PM
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Mr_Orange
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Same chick said both of these, i'm hoping she just wants attention.

"How do you spell orange? Like the fruit not the colour?"

"My Ipod is pretty heavy now, I've put so much music in it."
Oct 13 2011 4:40PM
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steezeknees
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Why isn't your name pink? Are you cross gender?
Oct 13 2011 4:53PM
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act.resist
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youre retarded.
Oct 14 2011 9:41AM
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Slowbro
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some mom: Do you guys have polaroized lens, (i know it's polarized) cause my son here needs a dark lens for those dark days.
Son: yeah, and do you have any twin tips? I want to kick up snow behind me!
Overheard at a local ski store.
Oct 14 2011 9:56AM
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benJAHmin
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A girl in my class wrote in her RE exam that the holocaust was a Jewish pilgrimage that they go on every year.
Oct 14 2011 11:00AM
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[evan]
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I listened to my madre y padre talk about what was wrong with the computer. They don't understand why it doesn't just "work." I can't go into detail cause it would be a long ass post, but needless to say I definatly lost a few brain cells listening.
Oct 14 2011 11:14AM
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Jane6
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what happened to the dream of a girl president? shes dancing in a video next to 50 cent.
Oct 14 2011 12:29PM
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jibnut
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What are you talking about, her name is pink...
Oct 14 2011 12:32PM
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yelsel
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i know of someone that thinks hawaii and alaska are right next to each other because of that map.
Oct 14 2011 12:38PM
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MAC.D
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With two girls on the second floor of our three story residence hall. We walk from the second floor up to the third. We get to my room and as I'm opening the door one of them says, "Wait are we on the first floor or the third now? I can't remember if we walked up stairs or down them."

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Oct 14 2011 12:40PM
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thebeesknees
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that bitch was a dumb ho anyway KEITH
Oct 14 2011 12:40PM
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steezeknees
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lies
Oct 14 2011 1:01PM
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Boooshank
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I bartend,

I was serving other people while having this conversation.

Reasonably cute chick - Can I have some water?
Me - Whats the magic word?
Chick - Huh?
Me - "Can i have a glass of water...(gesturing with my hands their was something else)
Chick - "Can I have a glass of water?
Me - You know the magic word?
Chick - Can I have a glass of water?
Me - You know, the magic words that gets you stuff?
Chick- Ummm, water?
Me - C'mon you know it.
Chick - Water in a glass?
Me - C'mon, you got it.
Chick -WAAAAATTTTTEEEERRR!!
Me - Shouting it doesn't really work. C'mon one last try.

and her last guess after maybe 30 seconds

Chick - Is it 'UP' (????)
Me - ??????

I gave her water just on the fact she confused me and herself with that answer.

She had no idea all i wanted was a please.

This thread does nothing for showing the world that girls say some stupid things and that allot of americans don't know there geography.

Some funny stupid conversations.
Oct 14 2011 2:46PM
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jibnut
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People that don't say please piss me off. I say thanks and please too many times in one sentence I'm pretty sure of it.
Oct 14 2011 2:50PM
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Boooshank
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Me too, its a sad world when people would rather pay me than say please. It happens!

If i ever have the magic word conversation with dudes, allot of em have thrown a buck on the bar and then gotten offended when I say keep you money and a please would do. And yet, they won't say it out of pride. Like, seriously. Some of these fucktards, would rather give me $$ than say a one syllable word. Amazes me everyday. Stupid fucks.

If you want it for free I expect a Please! If their paying $11 for a chilled shot of GreyGoose cuz they think its cool, they can ask however the fuck they like.

It is mostly girls that dont feel the need to say please tho.


Oct 14 2011 3:32PM
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neutralzombie
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hipster girl on bus talking about the man, money, and how it's all a sham or something along those lines.
Oct 14 2011 3:33PM
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steezeknees
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women feel entitled and that it the fucking issue
Oct 14 2011 3:34PM
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MAC.D
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oh hay matthew
Oct 14 2011 5:16PM
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jibnut
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Yeah. I'm not going to lie, a lot of girls (especially ones who are out drinking in bars, sorry no offense it's just true) think they are the hottest thing around and will not say please or thank you. Saying it to a guy there could be a possibility...saying it to a girl like me, NOPE. Most WOMEN wont even say please to me. It's irritating
Oct 14 2011 5:21PM
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porcupinepower
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Beginning of this year, my first day in year 9, first period History. (Miss school every year skiing in Italy)
Sitting with my friend and some kid next to us, discussing movies about alien invasion. Half way through us talking, he turns to us and says in a dead serious voice.
"If aliens invade us, laser guns against bullets-we're FUCKED"

2nd good one I can remember, some girl we used to talk with legitimately believed that the sky was blue because it reflected the Ocean (Nice person, not so smart), and on numerous occasions forgot what A dildo was.
Oct 14 2011 6:05PM
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maxgilly
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Not sure if this is considered a conversation but..
i work at a boat rental and a Indian couple walk up and say... "Do you have waterscooter?'

Walked away.
Oct 14 2011 6:12PM
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