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Stupidest conversation you've heard

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EC-Skier
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I go to a really preppy private school and this was a conversation between two kids at my school:

Kid 1 (looking down at his paper): Dude i spelled my name wrong
Kid 2: dude i made a photocopy of my photocopy

so ns, whats the stupidest conversation you've ever heard?
Nov 29 2010 8:51PM
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EC-Skier
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lol'd
Dec 8 2010 10:35AM
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B.Aussie
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I had to explain to a girl back in 11th grade that 10 feet was not just 10 of her feet.
Dec 8 2010 1:12PM
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exile_ch
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USA has a really bad reputation for geography and world knowledge in general, this thread doesn't help. :)


Dec 8 2010 1:57PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
bump for lolz
Oct 7 2011 2:31PM
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deleted5
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i dont know if i said this but some dumb spanish bitch in like 11th grade thought that navy seals were actually seals then got mad that i made fun of her for it.
Oct 7 2011 2:37PM
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meur
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girl: i saw a video of a man that was suckt in the fan of a airplane.
me: what kinda fan ?

she meant
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me: hahaha thats the engine, but if you didnt knew that is the engines where did you think the engine was?
girl: under the hood
me: *facepalm*
Oct 7 2011 3:44PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
hahaha
Oct 7 2011 4:31PM
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.AR6rider.
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Wait, they're not?

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Oct 7 2011 4:43PM
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arandomname
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Seriously?  It's just circumference/diameter.  If you had a circle of yarn, and had a piece of yarn that was the diameter of that circle, pi (3.14 or so) of those diameters would be the same as the circumference.
Oct 7 2011 11:38PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
girl at an auto shop
girl: i need a light bulb
me: what type of bulb and what is the model of your car
girl: its a Lexus
me: what is the light bulb for?
girl: the light
me: which one?
girl: the front one
me: which side?
girl: my side
me: so the left
girl: i guess?
me ok what model of car do you have and what year?
girl: its my daddies Lexus....
Me: *face Palm*

she was blonde
Oct 7 2011 11:54PM
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Boooshank
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I bartend.

I'm English.

Some chick guessed that I was from "Antartica?"

She was maybe and only maybe getting it mixed up with Australia.

Possibly one the most stupid guesses I've had as to where I'm from, and there have been so, so, so many.


Oct 7 2011 11:59PM
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gus555
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In my biology class we got on the topic of transplants somehow and the girl says " can you transplant anything?" Someone says ya pretty much, and the girl gets dead serious and goes, "Nut uh you cannot transplant a heart that wouldn't work."
Oct 8 2011 12:11AM
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WhiteDynamite
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(Background: The Steelers have this really cheesy mascot named Steely McBeam)
Me: In other news, apparently Steely McBeam was arrested for DUI.
My Sister (about 17 years old): While he was still in his costume?
Oct 8 2011 12:11AM
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erica
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a girl in one of my classes asked if countries are bigger than states
Oct 8 2011 12:15AM
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.AR6rider.
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There are many countries that are smaller than U.S. states. Herp derp.
Oct 8 2011 12:17AM
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act.resist
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In my Chem class this girl asked the teacher what time we got out of class but he wouldn't tell her because there are three posters of our schedule posted around the room so someone told her it was on the poster so my teacher went to block it so she got up and started to jump like an idiot to see over him, with a poster right beside her, on both sides of her
Oct 8 2011 12:21AM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26

Are they?

Oct 8 2011 12:21AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Hahaha...hmmm
Oct 8 2011 12:23AM
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northeast
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is this a place where you go to get a new lower back when yours wears out?
Oct 8 2011 12:53AM
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CRiP
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in my friends class sophmore year
Teacher: (girls name) how much time is left in the period?
girl: (looks at the clock) "a half hour"
another kid in the class: no only 20 minutes
girl: thats what i said. a half hour

she actually thought 20 min=half hour
Oct 8 2011 10:52AM
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.cam.
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She was kind of right India is a sub continent and used to be its own before It went into Asia.
Oct 8 2011 11:11AM
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bemery
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Hahahaha Abbott and Costello math

Oct 8 2011 11:22AM
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emilyiscool
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i walk into the food court at my university and all i hear is this gangster chick go - "And then she took a sip of my orange juice, i hate it when bitches drink from mah orange juice. And then i slapped her, aint no one gonna drink from mah orange juice"
Oct 8 2011 11:23AM
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Sklar
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Girl1: I have a sore throat. is it chlamydia or ghonnorea you can feel in your throat? I don't remember.
Girl2: I don't remember... Chlamydia maybe?

And it kept going for most of class...
Oct 8 2011 11:23AM
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I.B
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I don't know why we were discussing this but we were talking about erectile dysfunction...

me:Yeah so you going to get some Viagra Katie?
Katie:What's a Viagra?
me:It's an erectile dysfunction pill
Katie:OH....I don't want to be a dinasour
me:wat.......
Katie:I don't want to be transformed into a dinosour
me:Katie it's for your penis
Katie: oh....doesn't erectile mean you're a dinosour?
I just left the room at this point
Oct 8 2011 11:23AM
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egg.
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girl- thought big ben was in france

me- its in london hoe

girl- proceeded to write her paper about big ben being in france
Oct 8 2011 11:28AM
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skeedle
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i went to school with a girl who was obsessed with her weight:
her: so, i'm like going on this new diet i saw jessica simpson is on
me: oh, thats cool
her: yeah, you only ear kleenex for a week. it has the same nutritional value as rice.
me: ...:/


Oct 8 2011 12:10PM
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PartyHon
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stupid girl- hey, so where are you from again?
me- idaho
stupid girl- wheres that?
me-.........wow


kid- do you know if you get caught with an xbox 360 in china you get your tentacles(yes, he actually said that) cut off?
me- are you retarded?


Oct 8 2011 1:03PM
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KingTaco
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two kids looking out the window in my high school bathroom at a saab sonnet talking about how it was the sickest mustang they had ever seen. the two cars look nothing alike.

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Oct 8 2011 2:47PM
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Radio
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i was on a skibus last year(terible experience). we were going at night and we all conviced this girl that you cant go on the mountain unless you have a headlamp, she was about to call her mom to tell her to pick her up. and also some other time(same girl), me and my friend were talking about how we were pumped to go cat skiing this season, she asked what it was and we told her that giant mountain lions pull you up the mountain on sleds and then you can ski down
Oct 8 2011 3:32PM
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blatt
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me: hey ms _____, what are you doing for passover?"

teacher: I'm not catholic...
Oct 8 2011 4:15PM
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DayMan
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A friend of mine (he is a dumbass) asked me if girls piss and shit out of their vaginas. I facepalmed hard, and walked away too shocked by his stupidity to answer his question.
Oct 8 2011 4:22PM
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T-Bell
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i don't remember the exact conversation, but the situation was hilarious.

it was like 3 years ago, so in grade 8, my friend convinced this girl, that she was supposed to be a twin, but ate the other fetus before she was born. she started freaking out and crying, and told the teacher (because she believed it actually happened). She got to go home for the day, my friend got suspended for 3 days.

we still make fun of her for it lol
Oct 8 2011 4:24PM
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gus555
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Wow, kid is a dumbass, everyone knows girls don't poop.
Oct 8 2011 5:01PM
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DayMan
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Oh and I forgot another one I had with a girl last night at a high school football game.

Her: I was gonna try weed for the first time tonight, but somebody told me it was bad for your lungs, so I decided not to.
Me: (Acting like I am really surprised) OMG?! SMOKING WEED IS BAD FOR YOUR LUNGS?!!?!??! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!
Her: Me either!
I looked at her for a minute, making sure she was serious, and about 15 seconds later...
Her: Waiiiittttt, you were being sarcastic werent you...
Me: Yes, very.
She then stopped talking.
Oct 8 2011 5:05PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
mhhmm yep
Oct 9 2011 2:42AM
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.AR6rider.
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Or, more likely, NSers lie about 90% of the stories in this thread. Kinda like the gaper quotes thread in Ski Gabber.
Oct 9 2011 2:45AM
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ryantheconnolly
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freshman year history class, we were talking about world war one.
teacher: what did germany have that we didn't?
hot dumb girl (it always is): NUKES!
Oct 9 2011 2:51AM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
Chick in my US History Class last week:

"Ben Franklin wasn't the president? Who was he then?"

...........shake my head
Oct 10 2011 4:35PM
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MFM
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my friend who is two years older than me thought until about 11th grade that girls pissed out of their ass.
One day he just straight up asked me "when girls go to the bathroom is it like bird poop all mixed together?
mind fucked
Oct 10 2011 4:49PM
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stickski
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this. especially the gaper thread
Oct 10 2011 4:59PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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It's funny when people ask really dumb questions in lecture halls since there's tons of people to witness their stupidity. anyway, some girl asked a teacher if autoimmune diseases are able to spread from person to person.

same class, the teacher had jus gone over the format of the test and immediately after he's done "so, whats the format of the test?". teacher just said, someone wake her up"

same class, but this happened today, some girl behind wouldn't shut up during the whole lecture. she kept repeating the same thing over and over about one of her friends that kept texting her even though she didn't text back blah blah blah... my god...

another girl in a different class asks the most nonspecific questions possible. things along the lines of
"I'm thinking of this thing, and I think everything get's all, like, locked up and something else happens but I can't remember what it's called..." teacher was like "...i might cover that in the coming slides so..."
then some kid across the room raised his hand and said he thinks she taking about tetanus (not the disease, the state of muscle contraction) and it turns out he was right. No idea how he figured that out based on what she said.
Oct 10 2011 5:22PM
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Darth.Maul
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Dumb girl that sat across the row from me in AP World Civ last year:

(We were watching a movie on the different Asian religions and a picture of Buddah floating with 8 arms came up on the screen)

*Girl Raises Hand

Teach: Yes Young Lim?

Girl: Can people really float?

Me: What you think? (Troll face while saying it)

Girl: ........................ No?......

Another time in same class

Girl: Are those jelly beans different flavors?

Me: (Staring at my handful of Jelly Bellies) Yea.....

Girl: Thats wierd... (Walks off)

Oct 10 2011 5:45PM
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Darth.Maul
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1 more I remembered from AP chem last week.

This 300+ pound girl that sits behind me walks into class with In N' Out animal style fries

Me: (Quietly to friend) Man the harpoons

Friend: Haha

Fat chick: Whats a harpoon?

Everyone around me: TROLOLOLOL

Oct 10 2011 5:48PM
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PJS.
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bahahahahaha
Oct 10 2011 5:52PM
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LeadThug420
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That's a fair question.  I highly doubt most of the kids in my freshman US History class knew the answer to that. 
Oct 10 2011 5:57PM
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Jane6
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random girl on subway: Like, I CANT UNDERSTAND how people can drink goat milk? So disgusting, thats like.... sucking it right from the goat's teats.


me (in class): Thats retarded, not knowing who Kurt Cobain was is like not knowing who John Lennon or Elvis were.
80% of the class: who is John Lennon?

female aquitance: wow I cant believe Obama bin Laden is dead!
(yes. eventhough we laughed at her and pointed out what she said she still did not understand.)

my friend in the US for a high school exchange year talking to a girl called Shanique:
friend: yeah we flew to Florida with my host family over the weekend.
Shanique: Oooh thats nice, was it the first time you flew?
Friend: Haha, yes I SWAM here from Sweden
Shanique: wait what, for reals?

Oct 10 2011 6:09PM
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arandomname
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I'm guessing Shanique is black....
Oct 10 2011 9:11PM
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vordulmega
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Guy 1: I got a fuckin diiiiirty cough from hittin so many p's
Guy 2: My throat is fuckin murked dog
Guy 1: Bro we mustve hit 100 p's dog that was too fucked
Guy 2: Dog we gotta get some more boges


Oct 10 2011 9:14PM
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come_at_me_bro
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So there's this girl in my history class, and she's hot as FUCK but dumber than Kanye. Here are some things that I have heard her say: If you were flying in an airplane and there was an earthquake, would you feel it? Do plants have hearts? Then one time we were reading a translation about presidents, and she asked what the word 'Roosevelt' meant. These are all true. It's sad
Oct 10 2011 9:27PM
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