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Stupidest conversation you've heard

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EC-Skier
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I go to a really preppy private school and this was a conversation between two kids at my school:

Kid 1 (looking down at his paper): Dude i spelled my name wrong
Kid 2: dude i made a photocopy of my photocopy

so ns, whats the stupidest conversation you've ever heard?
Nov 29 2010 8:51PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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I played the Bold As Love Instrumental by Jimi Hendrix (amazing song, btw) at a party. A guy said "this is the most intense dubstep I've ever heard!"


....gah!
Dec 2 2010 5:48PM
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EVAN_SKIS
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Some chick thought italy was in alabama and didnt know where any countries etc. were located....so I asked her where texas was?................Her reply, somewhere near the longhorn.

Dec 2 2010 5:58PM
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Bar_Down
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what a fuckin retard
Dec 2 2010 6:01PM
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XtRemE11
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girl in highschool didnt know who the beetles were.
Dec 2 2010 6:15PM
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coopsteeez
Posts: 185 - Karma: 11
So this all happened on facebook.

Girl A answers the social interviwe question "Is Girl B the town bicycle?"
Girl A says: "I dont even know what a town bicycle is but hell yeah"
me: Jesus christ
Dec 2 2010 7:15PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
we were watching das uttergang (about hitlers downfall) in war in the 20th century, and there was a scene with some mangled bodies. enter football jock.
idiot- is that when they tried to turn the jews into zombies to fight us?

and just recently, he asked if when we nuked Tokyo, if we entirely destroyed it.
Dec 2 2010 7:37PM
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Butt=Tight
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When I walked by a blonde girl telling a blonde joke, she got the joke wrong. it ws epic.
Dec 2 2010 7:41PM
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broto
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girl today in my bio class asked which side of the ruler was centimeters.
Dec 2 2010 7:41PM
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Luke10pas
Posts: 140 - Karma: 28

my friend had never eaten brocoli before so i convinced him the darker green stuff on top was poisonus.... he spent all lunch picking them off

Dec 2 2010 7:44PM
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klayer_9
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I over heard these three guys in the cafeteria at my dorms talking about how Taylor Swift was
coming to town.

"tickets are like $1300 though...." "thats sooooooo worth it"
"maybe we will get to meet her!"
"i am sooo excited."



Dec 2 2010 7:48PM
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t.peterson
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my friend told this chick if she put a piece of salami in a dvd player it would play a short video about salami.... she tried it. same girl today asked what dehumanized meant. she pronounced it dehhoomenized. then i pronounced it for her and she caught on.
Dec 2 2010 8:16PM
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scootz
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yesterday on xbox live some guy goes "what ethnicity are you?" kid responds "america"




Dec 2 2010 8:20PM
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Bar_Down
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oh this one time back in grade 6, we were doing geometry or some shit, so the teacher was like "alright so first you have to find the area of this circle so you do radius squared times 3.14" and some next bitch was like "hang on, where did you get 3.14 from???"
Dec 3 2010 12:32AM
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84891jnf92048
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i would actually say thats a legitimate questiom
Dec 3 2010 7:10AM
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lilulrik
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All the quotes are so fucking american. So stupidity and ignorance it's unbelievable! "Isn't China a state in the us??" Jesus
Dec 3 2010 7:25AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
made my night
Dec 3 2010 7:47AM
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.Annydrew.
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when i was like 13/14 this kid in class thought italy was where scotland is on the map..
Dec 3 2010 7:49AM
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thugaim
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lol @ American education system.
Dec 3 2010 8:22AM
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angus_k_
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I'm in second year engineering and I still dont fully understand where pi comes from.
Dec 3 2010 12:31PM
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Bar_Down
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ya for sure, its just that this one was stupid because we had been using pi for a few years and everyone know what pi was and she herself had definitely used it before for sure so it was pretty stupid of her to ask that question.
Dec 3 2010 2:29PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
haha
Dec 3 2010 8:46PM
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j.saaaarela
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my sister watching a black and white movie for film studies:

"When did the world change into color?"
Dec 3 2010 9:20PM
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iggyskier
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This is all from the same girl from middle school through high school...

Is George Washington still alive?

Did we (the US) win the revolutionary war?

Can you parachute down from the Moon?

Do sperm bite?

If you roll around in a bunch of sperm will you get pregnant?

She was a special one.
Dec 3 2010 9:29PM
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timC
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Me: I'm going to a Reggae concert Thursday
Girl: Oh, I've never heard of them
Me: (Mental Facepalm)

(I didn't say anything after that because I was about to hook up with her hah)
Dec 3 2010 9:36PM
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Deezy
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i was talking to some bitch who thought snowboarding was better then skiing...
her points.
- snowboarding is easier because u only have to worry about 1 thing not 2
- skiing is harder because your boots are "rock solid"
- snowboarding is better because you can go faster
i think i lost a few IQ points that day.

oh and some other chick
"Can you go whale watching in lake ontario?" completely serious.

Dec 3 2010 9:37PM
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klayer_9
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lol wut.
Dec 3 2010 9:46PM
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Colin.W
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last night a kid asked, "Is gay an ethnicity?" i lol'd all over
Dec 3 2010 9:48PM
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arandomname
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Damn it, I used to know.  Now I'm curious, I'ma go look it up. 

On topic: This isn't really stupid but it was the funniest thing I had ever heard walking through the mall with a friend.  So basically, we walk past this pretty hot chick talking to two guys and all we here her say is "We were getting kinda close and then I saw that he wasn't circumcised and I was like eeeewwww."  It was fucking hilarious.

One time, in science last year, this dumb, black chick: How do go around the sun when it is in our sky?
Friend and I: LOLOLOLOL
Teacher: It's not in the sky.
Dumb, black chick: I see it there every day, though.
The teacher didn't respond, friend and I proceeded to LOL.

Dec 3 2010 10:05PM
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BEARS.
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LOLOLOL great thread.
Dec 3 2010 10:21PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
do *we* go
Dec 3 2010 10:27PM
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GayWolf420
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Any conversation you have with people on the topic of music. Theres always that one douchebag who disagrees and thinks that he knows everything about music and that his music collection is better than everyone elses.
Dec 3 2010 10:28PM
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EC-Skier
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agreed
Dec 7 2010 8:56AM
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jibnut
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Hmmmmmm.
Dec 7 2010 9:13AM
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Lemuel
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I was sitting in economics yesterday before class started. Some fat bitch in front of me was talking to her friend and she said "Ew, its so disgusting out!"

It was snowing. facepalm.
Dec 7 2010 9:35AM
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bdarb207
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in college me and my roomates had a house off campus right on this rushing river with a huge waterfall under a covered bridge literally right next door, shit ran through our backyard. my roomate was dating this girl who i think may actually be retarded haha, after two and a half months of dating she pulls into the driveway one day, gets out of her car, stunned..

her :"theres a river here?"
me: "ya did you ever wonder what that incredibly loud whooshing sound was or why that covered bridge is there?"
her: "ya, i did"

nothing left to do but a good ol' fashioned facepalm.
Dec 7 2010 9:52AM
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Peter.
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walking behind two girls and a guy on campus

girl 1: i'm from the midwest, i am from pittsburgh
girl 2: no that's the east coast!
guy 1: i'm from the east coast too, i am from michigan
girl 1: no guy 1, you're from the middle east!

everyone giggles

i facepalm
Dec 7 2010 10:05AM
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EC-Skier
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Girl: listeninng to music.
Me: what type?
Girl: uhmm I think it's hiphop but I'm not sure. It's drake and rihanna. but I was just listening to kid cudi.
Me: listen to 2pac?
Girl: what?
Me: do you listen to 2pac?
Girls: noppe. never heard it. is it good?
me: *facepalm
Dec 7 2010 8:40PM
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katie.
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Playing a trivia game with my sister + friends, my sister is smart she just lacks spatial awareness.

"Name the island off the coast of India. Two words. Lots of civil unrest."

"Vatican City?"

Dec 7 2010 8:50PM
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Anathema
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i cant stop staring at your icon
Dec 7 2010 8:51PM
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oreopancake.
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fucking rights.

Police Officer: Could you turn down the stereo?
Gordon Bombay: Sure. I guess it was a 'widdle' noisy.
Police Officer: A 'widdle'? OK, I'm taking down to precinct. Breath, blood or urine?
Gordon Bombay: No, thanks. I'm full.

YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID.
Dec 7 2010 9:01PM
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oreopancake.
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I had an argument with a group of women today, because they said women are superior to men. Some gems:

"Hitler, a man, caused World War one and two!"

"Women have estrogen and men don't"

"Women are more intelligent, because two of the smartest people in our grade are girls!"


"We're way better athletes! I heard about this girl who swam across the English channel and beat a bunch of men."
"You've stated one time a woman has beaten a man at sports, when I could show you hundreds, no, thousands of examples of men being better athletes."
"Because we can't even compare them because they don't usually compete together!"
"Okay, so if we put the NBA All-star team up against the WNBA All-Star team, who would win."
"The WNBA, because the NBA would have to go easy on them..."
"...."

"Rosa Parks, a woman, ended slavery."

"All the best musicians are women!"

And when she wouldn't stop talking about Rosa Parks, I told her there are many male activists I could list, and how it's not helping her cause to just talk about one. To which she responded:
"Name a male who helped end discrimination against blacks."
"Martin Luther King, Jr."
"Yeah, but he didn't do as much as Rosa."

I hate stupid people.
Dec 7 2010 9:17PM
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JonahA11
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We were reading into thin air in english class and we were looking at pictures from the book of Everest and this Fat Dike (legit she is a lesbo) asks the teacher "how does the snow get up to the top of the mountain" No joke i couldnt stop laughing
Dec 7 2010 9:37PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
This is why I don't speak with women.  They are so fucking stupid, I can't handle it.
Dec 7 2010 10:49PM
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ButchCassidy
Posts: 268 - Karma: 17
Girl in my english class to me

"What does intellectual mean?"

No joke
Dec 7 2010 10:52PM
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Bar_Down
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you shouldve slapped them on the spot
Dec 7 2010 11:04PM
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oreopancake.
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another point they made:

"women have a higher threshold to pain."
"okay, let a guy punch you as hard in the face as possible, and they'll do the same to me, and we'll see who gets hurt less."
"no."
"why not?"
"you can't hit a girl."
Dec 7 2010 11:20PM
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gigi.d
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Well it is actually possible for a shark to swim through rivers. People found a shark 300 miles inside of Australia traveling up the river. And there has been one inside of lake Michigan and spotted by Chicago.
Dec 8 2010 12:14AM
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Bar_Down
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ya yo, those fuckin bull sharks are crazy
Dec 8 2010 9:29AM
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Skittle.
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ive got 2

first one:
my buddy: do all black people have aids?
me: mmhmmm definetly.
my buddy: whoa.

second one with same buddy and a lifty:
(were in seperate rows in the lift line)
buddy: how did you get in front of me?
lifty: by not being behind you. thats how people get in front; by not being behind
Dec 8 2010 10:22AM
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