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EC-Skier
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I go to a really preppy private school and this was a conversation between two kids at my school:

Kid 1 (looking down at his paper): Dude i spelled my name wrong
Kid 2: dude i made a photocopy of my photocopy

so ns, whats the stupidest conversation you've ever heard?
Nov 29 2010 8:51PM
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syrup.
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Chem 12 baby. Have no idea how she passed chem 11...

Ahh, science classes, providing us with other's blatant stupidity since Galileo.
Nov 30 2010 1:00AM
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rickroller
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threads
Nov 30 2010 1:05AM
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Mr.Gaga
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lol Im in groop with that chick, 2nd year at college, we have to read a book.. its on ww2, then write a text about it then a presentation. lol She call me at midnight, she's freaking out cose she doesn't understand shit.. I start to explain her evrything, after like 45 min of explications..

Me: bla bla bla ... then Hitler suicide in his bunker..

Her:(so fucking surprised ahah)Wait.. Hitler suicided!?!?!

Me: Yeaaaah, thats how the war ended...

Her: Oh ok so we won ww2??

Me: .....

The next day... right before the presentation:

Her: Hey, in the book they were talking about a place called Madagascar, what is this??

Me: /facepalm Its a country in Africa...

Her: Oh rly??

Me: The fucking huge island to the right....

Her: ???

Me: /faceplam2 You ever saw the cartoon movies Madagascar??

Her: yeaaahh

Me: Its the same island...

Her: ????

I realise there's prbly a black hole inside that head, procede to draw Africa on the board, point where Madagascar is (Her face was telling me ''Your sure there's a island there?!''), explain the movies madagascar were on this island, it wasn't just a random movie name... the place realy exist.

Nov 30 2010 1:33AM
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buddychaps
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girl: "what is that stuff called that pulls things to the ground on earth, and that there isn't any in outer space?"
guy: "uh, gravity?"
girl: "yeah that's it!"
Nov 30 2010 1:57AM
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.Tom.
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Reminded me of one,
Girl: "Did they film Star Wars in space?"
*class facepalm*
Nov 30 2010 6:27AM
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Mr.Turtle
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in 10th grade euro a girl asked where the terrorists got the planes for 9/11...
Nov 30 2010 6:48AM
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.frenchy
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Some dude on xbox: Nerdy voice "I have almost 5 days spent on black ops ALREADY!"

Me: "You have no fucking life, go outside."

" ********* has left the game" And he was the host...

FUUUUUUUUUU

Nov 30 2010 6:50AM
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maximiliaan
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i agree
Nov 30 2010 6:54AM
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Toasty.
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alot more went in to the war ending. you gave her false facts.
Nov 30 2010 8:24AM
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BITS
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a girl from my class thought christmas was celebrating jesus' death.
Nov 30 2010 8:37AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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girl's behind me in my one class. every single class they sit and chatter non-stop before it starts, to the point where i have to throw on headphones and blast tunes til then.

the best excerpt that i can remember goes as follows:

Girl 1: I hate licorice
Girl 2: What? OMG i LOVE licorice!
Girl 1: I mean black licorice, i LOVE red licorice!
Girl 2: Oh, and nibs too!
Girl 1: I feel like we were just meant to be friends, like no matter what

not even lying, that's pretty close to exact.
Nov 30 2010 8:41AM
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EC-Skier
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lolloolol
Nov 30 2010 3:23PM
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Lemuel
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I just had one in my accounting class. The professor is blind so she has a TA, and she handed out a worksheet and the TA goes over it with us on the overhead. The wording on the work sheet was a little different than what the TA had on the overhead, but the numbers and everything were all the same.

Girl: "Do we have the same problem on our worksheet?"
Professor: "Yea you should..."
Girl: "Well it says lumberyard on our sheet and sawmill on the board"
95 % of Class: facepalm
Other idiots: Hurrrrr durrrrrrr ????

And to think that UVM has students with vast knowledge, but apparently not seeing as students don't know that a lumbar yard is the same thing asa sawmill.
Dec 1 2010 9:30AM
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Jpurd
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ok dude seriously that is not even a stupid conversation just two weird comments
Dec 1 2010 9:47AM
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EC-Skier
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boom roasted?
Dec 1 2010 3:24PM
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theWIZARD
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We were watching The Patriot soph. history, and it was a scene where gabriel was holding a lantern in the house and this is waht i heard

Her: "Mr Marston, why does he have a lantern? Didnt they have electricity?"

Me: Are you cereal...?!

(The Patriot takes place in the 1700's)

Dec 1 2010 3:40PM
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Auschie
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Not really a conversation but... This 10th grade girl in my 9th grade Spanish class asked: "Aren't the nazis and the Jews the same thing?"

And also she said while referring to the larger storage lockers that are in some hallways:  "Are those big lockers for the handicapped people to put their wheelchairs in?"

And I didnt hear this one, but in 10th grade my friend told me this one chick asked him if black people had black jizz.

Dec 1 2010 3:54PM
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snorlax-one
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Girl in my class asked the teacher what the name of the sun in Denmark was, he said "there is only one sun for all countries, it is the same sun..." an she said "really ?" "omfg"
Dec 1 2010 4:01PM
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deleted5
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no you dont
Dec 1 2010 4:03PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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Just saw a guy convinced he could get a library attendant fired for kicking him out of the silent floor of the library for talking, then making fun of the attendant. Not sure why he's in university. Probably journalism.
Dec 1 2010 4:06PM
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T-Holt
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It was one of the first days of Freshman year history in high school.
Teacher: Mario, what war was Abe Lincoln involved in.
Mario: Uuhh, World War II?
Teacher: Noooo, try earlier.
Mario: Uuuhh, World War I?
Teacher: Nope, earlier.
Mario: American Revolution?
Random classmate whispered: Civil War
Mario: Oh yea, Civil War, I knew that.

Mario also got a 3 on one of our history tests... for writing his name. He was also probably at least 17 when he was a freshman.
Dec 1 2010 4:14PM
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fujarome
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oh my...

I could write a good 200 stories from this summer at Fenway alone.

Theres 2 types of conversations....either really great, interesting ones, or just the dumbest shit you'll ever hear.

"guy 1-Is Ted Williams playing tonight?
guy2-I think so. He's got that seat out in right field. Let's ask this guy. (walk up to me and ask)
me-Ted Williams has been dead for 8 years.
guy 1-oh. So he's not playing?
me- highly unlikely. But let me know if you see him.
guy 2-pft. He's only worked here 1 season, he doesn't know shit about the team. Let's go see if they'll let us on the field before it starts.
me-(said as they are walking away) if they let you on the field, say hi to ted for me! Tell him we all miss him!"


Also had a great argument with a guy who called me a "minimum wage warrior" and was kindly ejected from the ballpark.

Oh, and here's a tip to anyone (girls specifically, since it's their go-to comeback) odds are, your father doesn't know us, or our boss. So stop yelling about how he's going to have our jobs. I'm sure daddy would be proud that you got ejected for running around the stands topless though.


Dec 1 2010 4:29PM
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Heinzler
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the other day as me and my sister were driving home..

her: hey i have a question
me: sure, go ahead
her: it may sound stupid
me: okay...
her: is iowa a state?
me: *facepalm*
Dec 1 2010 4:33PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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girl (to her to guy friends): I got called a hipster today and I don't even know what that means!

she seemed pretty distressed too.
Dec 1 2010 4:38PM
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JC_Nolan
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we were talking about watchdog groups in my Participation in Government class and a girl raises her hand and asks the teacher if a watchdog is a real type of dog

Another time in Participation in Government these two girls were discussing why Uni-corns weren't called Uni-Horns

Dec 1 2010 4:42PM
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smooter
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A girl asked my friend to take out his calulater and see what percent 73 out of 100 was.
Dec 1 2010 4:48PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this girl in my grade was convinced that 15 seconds was 15 percent of a minute, we kept telling her and she wouldnt believe us and so eventually she went to ask the teacher and the teacher said she was wrong and she was on the verge of tears
Dec 1 2010 5:21PM
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Barf.
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Fuck yeah Mighty Ducks! Good game captain Duck....
Dec 1 2010 5:45PM
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REDFRO420
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ME: aww can i have some pie man
Buddy: no its not actualy pie its Shepherds pie
ME: can i have some anyways
Buddy: no sorry man its only for shepherds
ME: im a shepherd
Buddy: oh wait nvm its apple pie
ME: im an apple
Dec 1 2010 5:59PM
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Bar_Down
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back in like grade 10 or some shit, some next bitch asked me if europe was in asia. i told her it was off the coast of south america. she believed me.
Dec 1 2010 6:02PM
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TheDude
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some girl asked what glazy we lived in during astronomy club today...
Dec 1 2010 6:13PM
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KatyPerry.
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in social studies ten our teacher was explaining our test outline and there was a question on the 92 resolutions. I made some dumb comment like "you expect us to memorize and write out NINETY TWO RESOLUTIONS??!"

and I was in a psych lecture this term where we were talking about senses.. our prof posed the question "what senses do humans have that are 'better' than those of other living things" and some kid yelled out "we're smarter"

another winning response was
"intelligibility"
"....you mean intelligence?"
"....umm...yeah"
Dec 1 2010 6:13PM
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RubberSoul
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that is NOT the stupidest thing you've ever heard

also, brown M&Ms suckkk
Dec 1 2010 6:21PM
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b-ladd
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I got into a ridiculous argument with my social studies teacher in 10th or 11th grade. Some kid in class asked why we didn't just shoot off all the nukes and nuclear waste at the sun. Her answer was that it would blow up the sun. I spent like 15 minutes trying to explain to her that there was no way in hell we could blow up the sun with nukes, and the reason no one shot any at the sun was because they were more concerned with complications happening here on earth. Then I realized it was a fucking dumb conversation and just shut up.
Dec 1 2010 6:44PM
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.JPolster
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I heard that at my school too...
Dec 1 2010 6:47PM
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D_War
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in 8th grade we were talking about the troops still stationed in Iraq.
this dumb bitch chimes in when "the country of Iraq" comes up and she is all like "wait a second Iraq is a state not a country, we have army guys there."
entire class start laughing and the teacher being the idiot that he was actually comforted her
Dec 1 2010 7:04PM
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geet
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your teacher should be fired
Dec 1 2010 7:06PM
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Contender
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i think i have a keeper here.  i was arguing with two girls about glee when they proceeded  with the following statements.

Them: hey you know that song that goes like "dont stop believing..."

me: yeah

them: you do know that glee made that song famous right? like seriously, before the show there were so many songs that i never heard off at all and now glee is making amazing covers of them and making them way more famous! thats why its such a good show!

me: "sigh"
Dec 1 2010 7:07PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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In my grade 11 politics class, there was a chick that thought Japan was an area in China, Afghanistan was an island and couldn't locate Australia on a blank map. At least she had a nice ass....
Dec 1 2010 7:19PM
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EC-Skier
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lol fail
Dec 1 2010 7:25PM
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infuser
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on the plainride back from hood i was stuck between two racers who were arguing over whos coffee cake it was the whole time...

not that stupid but incredibly annoying

Dec 1 2010 7:32PM
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Wilcox_
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One day in gade 8 we were comparing where our clothes were made for some assignment. This girl has fur boots made of real rabbit and we tease her about the fact she killed an animal for them. she then proceeds to explain to us that " atleast they're not made in China by little africans". Then we inform her about the stupid mistake and she gets really mad and shouts " youre so funny you should be a chameleon". then we laugh some more
Dec 1 2010 7:33PM
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Big5hifty
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/583592/
Dec 1 2010 11:04PM
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TonyMacaroni
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a hot girl i know posted this on fb yesterday: "Since when is Christmas not on Dec. 31st?!"
Dec 1 2010 11:10PM
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EC-Skier
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lolololol
Dec 2 2010 12:44PM
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deleted5
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wait the navy seals aren't actual

me:nope your rite on the money with that one
Dec 2 2010 12:54PM
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Campeador
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Talking about the harm of stereotypes in sociology class, in a large lecture hall


Girl: Maybe black people can't swim well because there aren't good place to swim in Africa

Professor (trying to save her): Well you're using stereotypes we're trying to avoid.

Girl: Yea but think about it, they've got like no swimming pools and theres alligators and piranhas in the natural places to swim!



Dec 2 2010 1:10PM
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Username_42069
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junior year of high school


teacher: what was the purpose of the Great Wall of China?

Girl: (raises hand) wasn't it to keep out the german communists?

me: (i stand up, point at her) NOOO!!


**i ended up dating her for awhile later on that year. the real question is "who was the bigger idiot?"
Dec 2 2010 1:12PM
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hoodSlayer
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Freshman year in high school we were talking about Hurricane Katrina and the New Orleans relief effort because it just happened at the time...

Student: This might be a stupid question.

Teacher: Don't worry about it there aren't any stupid questions.

Student: Ok, so I don't get what the big deal is about getting water to the people, I mean the city is flooded right?

The teacher actually facepalmed and didn't even answer the question
Dec 2 2010 1:34PM
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EC-Skier
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that just made my day
Dec 2 2010 5:24PM
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