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(friend is texting this girl) her: whats up
Him: on a chairlift
Her: whats a chairlift?
Him:.........
one tim i was chillin in some restraunt and it was dam quiet so i could hear the convestion next to me.
Guy: hey babe hows it goin
Chick: Just hangin you silly
(they were dating)
Guy: i just saw this chick with huge tits in the parking lot
Girl: Fuck you Allen
hahahahaha
funny thread
greenland is covered with ice, and iceland is covered with green...........
ATTA BOY GORDON BOMBAY. GREAT TOPIC FOR DISCUSSION ON A DATE WITH THE HOT ICELAND TRAINER
that scene in mighty ducks 2 always made me slap my face
When I was in high school, some friends and I were at a girls soccer playoff game or something, and one of my friends turned to me and said "Dude, how many halves are in a soccer game? This is boring." We never let him forget it.
Guy: the assignment was 4 pages and it takes an hour and 20 minutes to do each page!
Girl: thats 4 hours and 80 minutes!