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Stupidest conversation you've heard

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EC-Skier
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I go to a really preppy private school and this was a conversation between two kids at my school:

Kid 1 (looking down at his paper): Dude i spelled my name wrong
Kid 2: dude i made a photocopy of my photocopy

so ns, whats the stupidest conversation you've ever heard?
Nov 29 2010 8:51PM
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Mr.Platt
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a girl thought that paris was in england so i went with it and i think im more stupid now after talking to her
Nov 29 2010 8:53PM
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.jersey
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i work with this really hot/dumb girl

me:im going to see a concert tonight

girl:whose playing?

me:blink 182, weezer, taking back sunday

girl:is that one band?

me:no... its blink 182/ weezer /taking back sunday. (i actually said the word 'slash' to her)

girl:oh, ive heard of blink 182 and taking back sunday, but i havent heard of weezer or slash
Nov 29 2010 8:54PM
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eheath
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One day in study hall my jr year of high school...

Me: Hey (girl name) can i have an M&M?

Girl: Sure, but you can only have a brown one, they are the worst flavor

Me: *facepalm*
Nov 29 2010 8:55PM
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TheNextSkier5
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(friend is texting this girl) her: whats up

Him: on a chairlift

Her: whats a chairlift?

Him:.........

Nov 29 2010 8:57PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
a chick announced she was going to draw a snake during my class, then asked me if snakes had legs
Nov 29 2010 8:59PM
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PeteySkeety
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A girl thought chocolate milk was made bya
Nov 29 2010 9:01PM
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jibnut
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I love how these are all women are stupid conversations lololololol. I'd just like to input, when guys(you) usually talk to us girls, we get flustered because we obviously start thinking about how you, obviously, want to date us. So we get flustered and say stupid stuff to make ourselves look good (which backfires) and look smart (which also backfires)
Nov 29 2010 9:02PM
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Ducky.
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A girl in my english class asked me if you had to go downhill (skiing) to get speed. I just facepalmed*

And the same girl did not know who Jimi Hendrix was....

double facepalm*
Nov 29 2010 9:02PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
mine was actually 2 guys hahaha
Nov 29 2010 9:04PM
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PeteySkeety
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A girl thought that brown cows make chocolate milk
Nov 29 2010 9:06PM
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No_Dub
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this one time i was talking with this girl and she asked me if i knew what time it was and she had her phone out.
Nov 29 2010 9:07PM
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proZach
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so all girls are assuming idiots who cannot control their emotions?
Nov 29 2010 9:13PM
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jibnut
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lololololol
Nov 29 2010 9:15PM
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3-6-steeze
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A girl in my class asked if Saskatchewan was in the Atlantic Provinces..

Nov 29 2010 9:16PM
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JIBpsy^^
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one tim i was chillin in some restraunt and it was dam quiet so i could hear the convestion next to me.

Guy: hey babe hows it goin

Chick: Just hangin you silly

(they were dating)

Guy: i just saw this chick with huge tits in the parking lot

Girl: Fuck you Allen

Nov 29 2010 9:19PM
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scott-skis
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A girl asked me what colour the blue box was.
facepalm!
Nov 29 2010 9:19PM
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thesheik
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granted, this was in 5th grade

the teacher was talking about bobby fisher, and said he had "disappeared" off the face of the earth.

girl exclaims "WAIT, HE FELL OFF THE EARTH?"
Nov 29 2010 9:20PM
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ReetsAdeets
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In 8th grade, we were talking about effects of the Civil War, and so slavery came up. This one chick had thought that there were still slaves. The same chick also failed to explain the difference between a country and a state, and refered to Hawaii as "the land down under" a bunch
Nov 29 2010 9:28PM
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McFellon
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one time me and this kid (who is actually pretty smart) were talking about Ke$ha. He didn't beleive me when i told him that she was white.

Also, in third grade some dumb bitch thought that china was a state in the US
Nov 29 2010 9:32PM
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COrider
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lmao, and I like this thread. Wish I had a story to contribute.
Nov 29 2010 9:36PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i work with a deaf kid and we were talking about jimi hendrix and  this girl was like who's that and the deaf kid is like"I'm deaf and I know who jimi hendrix is" we all lold.
Nov 29 2010 9:37PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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used to work in the food industry...

girl: are those pretzels?
me: yes.
girl: is that sugar on it? (points to an obvious salted pretzel)
me: no its salt.
girl: oh....

*facepalm*
Nov 29 2010 9:39PM
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84891jnf92048
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someone is probably going to make a joke about you asking for an M&M...
Nov 29 2010 9:39PM
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ReetsAdeets
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How were you talking with a deaf kid?
Nov 29 2010 9:40PM
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Master_Debater
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i got in trouble in 3rd grade for the same thing because my grandma told me it did come from brown cows.... lol
Nov 29 2010 9:48PM
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shibby
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I was talking to a chick and told her that if you say elephant backwards it sounds like gullible. She started trying it seriously.
Nov 29 2010 9:52PM
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EC-Skier
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Nov 29 2010 10:09PM
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JamesR
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Girl making clay model of WW2 battle field: "Did they have palm trees back then?"
Nov 29 2010 10:13PM
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DUKES
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yeah a girl believed that brown cows make chocolate milk, then i said hey did you also know that dry cows produce evaporated milk, and she believed me
Nov 29 2010 10:16PM
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Evilchris
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i have a deaf friend an it's not that hard, it's just like a huge game of shereades (sp)
Nov 29 2010 10:28PM
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84891jnf92048
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me: I'm going on a trip to spain this spring
kid (who i am pretty sure has an IQ of about 61): is spain in france?
me: spain is in spain. its a country.
kid: oh. is france in europe?
me: yes
kid: what about spain?
me: yes
kid: wait, where is europe?
me: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Nov 29 2010 10:34PM
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ReetsAdeets
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But Jimmi Hendrix? And how could he "hear" some girl across the room if he wasnt looking at her?
Nov 29 2010 10:36PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

hahahahaha

funny thread

Nov 29 2010 10:55PM
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Anathema
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greenland is covered with ice, and iceland is covered with green...........

ATTA BOY GORDON BOMBAY. GREAT TOPIC FOR DISCUSSION ON A DATE WITH THE HOT ICELAND TRAINER

that scene in mighty ducks 2 always made me slap my face

Nov 29 2010 10:58PM
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Get.Kronk
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After a two week unit on the Holocaust, during the test, Amanda L. raises her hand and asks "wait, Mr. Pomeroy, what day was the holocaust?"
Nov 29 2010 10:58PM
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theabortionator
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I don't even know where to start. Spunions and wooks.
Nov 29 2010 11:01PM
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Takeo.
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Me: What galaxy do we live in?
Girl: Earth?


and another girl i know also thought that india was its own continent.
Nov 29 2010 11:12PM
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Get.Kronk
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its considered a subcontinent so she has some backing there
Nov 29 2010 11:37PM
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Motherfucka
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Shit. Had to read that aloud
Nov 29 2010 11:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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When I was in high school, some friends and I were at a girls soccer playoff game or something, and one of my friends turned to me and said "Dude, how many halves are in a soccer game? This is boring." We never let him forget it.

Nov 29 2010 11:42PM
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binturong-qwerty
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My friend, english teacher, and I were talking at school:


Friend: So who saw the new Harry potter movie?
English Teacher: I did, it wasn't that great.
Me: I didn't see it yet.
ET: well, did you read the books?
Me: No but I saw all of the other movies. Haggard( sp?) is a pretty sketchy guy, at least that's how he looks in the movies.
ET: Yeah. I think he might be a meth addict or something, I mean he lives in the forest in a shack away from everybody. And everybody likes him.He's probably the only dealer there, so everyone uses him. He probably make alot of money. I bet he is like a mexican drug lord of Hogwarts.
Friend: then why doesn't he live in a mansion?
ET: His last place got raid so he's probably on the down low or something.
Nov 29 2010 11:49PM
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Token
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the other night i was really out of it and was getting in an elevator with a big group of ppl. but before i got in i asked if they were going up or down. of course we were already on the top floor. they couldn't stop laughing the whole way down

and

one of the lost boys of sudan had just given a speech to my class and was taking questions. this one girl was like:

"Do they have asphalt in Africa?" she was completely intriuged
Nov 30 2010 12:00AM
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syrup.
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Guy 1: Hey Coach! Guess what your son did?
Coach: What?
Guy 1: He fingered a chick's asshole!!!
Coach: Why would I ever want to know that..?

I am being 100% honest.
Nov 30 2010 12:10AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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science class last year:
girl: if we see the sun then what does the other side of the world see?
me and the rest of the class: "group facepalm"
Nov 30 2010 12:24AM
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XtRemE11
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a girl thought a blow job was actually blowing on a guys dick

we were boating on this lake and my friend said some joke about sharks in the lake, this girl we were with was legitimately freaked out and wouldnt get in the water. we had to spend like 10 minutes how it was impossible for a shark to somehow swim from the ocean to a lake in the middle of the US, she was saying how people could bring them there, or they could swim through rivers.

we were camping with these girls last summer, they heard a bird chirping, flipped out, thinking it was some kind of bear or mountain lion, climbed on top of the car. and one of the girls was hyperventilating and crying like crazy. she literally was convinced that this bird that sounded like any normal bird was a bear or something and she was pretty much fucked.

Nov 30 2010 12:37AM
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_Will_
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Guy: the assignment was 4 pages and it takes an hour and 20 minutes to do each page!

Girl: thats 4 hours and 80 minutes!

Nov 30 2010 12:45AM
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syrup.
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Girl in my chemistry class: I can't find H2O on the periodic table.
Nov 30 2010 12:47AM
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Deezy
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if this was grd 10 thats perfectly fine... they dont know what a perodic table is.
grd 11+ i would kick her out of the room
some chick was like. if water has oxygen, then why do you drown when you should breath????
Nov 30 2010 12:58AM
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Kangbang
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friend: where is the Philippines?
me: ummm, in asia...
friend: really, i thought it was like near mexico or something
me: no, its in asia.

*facepalm*

we ask another person.
other person: dude, im pretty sure its not in asia.


what have video games done to kids now a days
Nov 30 2010 12:59AM
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