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Cicadas

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KillerMonkey
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This is the 17th year and there are supposed to be millions of em right? well i'm here in northern new jersey and i havent seen a single cicada yet. Does anybody else have this problem





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May 31 2004 12:41PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
arent they supposed ot be more in minnesota and stuff?

and I heard 1-2 million per acre, and their sound can reach 130 decibels, or about the level of a jet taking off from a quarter mile away
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May 31 2004 1:05PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
cicada sex...






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May 31 2004 1:38PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
thank god they dont live in western ny...or atleast i think

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May 31 2004 2:07PM
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ecski73
Posts: 840 - Karma: 12
they are everywhere here in KY infact i am listening to them right now
May 31 2004 2:13PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
yaeh im in cincy and they are all over

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May 31 2004 2:19PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what are they playing if your listening to them?


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May 31 2004 2:21PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
none in michigan.


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May 31 2004 2:36PM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
princeton was covered in em, but yea northern jerz got none
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May 31 2004 2:37PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
i remember like 6-7 years ago there were cicadas in Northern NJ so im like this cant be the 17th year. I used to take the shells and stick all over my shirt when i was younger
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May 31 2004 2:52PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
i was down in PA and there were alot of them



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May 31 2004 2:54PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
i live in pa, and they are all over. but they dont really bother me... they just stay in the woods and make noise and mate. not a nuisance. :)


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May 31 2004 3:05PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
um i live in cincinnati and we get them the worst, but i am lucky i live in indian hill and we don't get them that bad but on the west side they are HORRIBLE!! i call them the plague.
the other day i was in hyde park (west side of cincy) and i got into my car and i hada skirt on, and i was backing up and i heard this horible noise, it was a cicada in my lap. OMG i freaked out. threw my car into park slammed open my door tryed to open my window to get it out. and then it got stuck in the handle on my door and was making this horrible noise, and i was scared to death to touch it so i just sat in my car like screaming, till i saw this lady and her daughter (whose my age) walk by to i jumped out of my car and the mom got the cicada out for me... i was soo happy.


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
May 31 2004 3:10PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
oh yea if you pull there legs apart their heads pop off, its sweet!! or if you throw them really hard onto the ground they make a sweet screaming noise. its fun i make my dad do it cause i refuse to touch them.
And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
May 31 2004 3:12PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
thank goodness there are none in michigan


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May 31 2004 6:02PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
those things are nuts. i hear they have red eyes...
May 31 2004 7:15PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
i heard they come out jsut to bread..
May 31 2004 7:17PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
they have them in australia. find one and pick it up and put a fire cracker close to its legs and it will grab and hold on to it. light fire cracker and throw cicada flys away to it death
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May 31 2004 7:23PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
or get a bunch of them and put them onder a bucket and then put a flame under the bucket and let um sizzle. clear glass is great too cause then you can see um fry
And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
May 31 2004 7:29PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
They dont bite or n e thing they are just so damn loud during the day it pisses me off thank god they are quiet at night! and yea they just come up to mate and all of the males die after mating then they go back in the ground and have their babies and come up to do it again!




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May 31 2004 8:58PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
camelTOE dude. thats not a cicada fucking. its a cicada shedding its exoskeleton.
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May 31 2004 9:03PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
^ he's right. and i live near Cincinnati, and there are tons of them. all over.


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May 31 2004 9:17PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
They are almost as annoying as anjelica. Almost

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May 31 2004 9:42PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
right dorsey... so wait what have you done with your life? i am just curious honestly, are you still living here in cincinnati? are you living at home what? i am just wondering....


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
May 31 2004 9:45PM
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AdSkiAm
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10

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May 31 2004 9:57PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Iam 1/100 of a cicadinator

Cicadanator is if u kill 100 cicadas thier for i have killed one



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Jun 1 2004 8:55AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
im in cincy ohio and their are millions here right now, swarming all over the place its insane



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Jun 1 2004 12:22PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
They are everywhere!! They are really loud and annoying.. I'm getting sick of them down here in PA.


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Jun 1 2004 1:11PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
Well anjelica what im doing with my life...i just got home about two weeks ago from college. I have been working 6 days a week as a server this summer so that I can have money next year when i will be a Junior at the University of utah and will be going into medicine. I skied about 100 days this season at alta, and also got a 3.5 last semester at the U of u. What are you doing with your life? Still being a stuck up whore i assume?

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Jun 1 2004 2:09PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
they are all over my town and this past weekend at the college mens lacrosse finals they were allll over baltimore super ugly looking and annoying



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Jun 1 2004 2:20PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
wow the sad thing is you (dorsey) sent me that same thing yet you decide to post it on here to 'look cool' but the weird thing is, is that when you im'd me you didn't say that shit in the end.. cause weird huh?


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
Jun 1 2004 4:36PM
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mark.p
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theyre all over my friends house in indiana, but none out here where i live in ohio
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