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Replying to Midget jumps off trampoline, lands in Hippo's mouth and dies (TRUE STORY)

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Spark notes :midget is at a circus, gets a little too excited, jumps off a trampoline and lands in a hippopotamus's mouth. midget gets swallowed whole.

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