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The most epic thing ever happened to me today.

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Mr.Feeny
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So I wake up at a good hour today and decide to study for a few hours in the library and then maybe smoke later for working hard. Anyway, I finish up one thing and decide to move to another assignment. However, the assignment was too difficult so I get on facebook to see if anyone from my class was online so i can copy it.

No one is on, but this girl from the floor above me who is good at math was so I asked her if she'd do it for me, jokingly. She first said no, then after a please she said "if we can have sex." So i'm thinking to myself, dude, completed math homework and pussy? That's sick. So I pretty much immediately pack my shit up in the library and start heading back to her room and did the dirty. Luckiest thing to possibly ever happen to me. And she's pretty cute, I'd say shes a 7.25 on my scale. (rate the face, rate the body and average it)


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Sparknotes: Asked a girl if she'd do my math homework and had sex with her for the completed assignment
Nov 29 2010 1:50AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
clrealy she was joking
Nov 29 2010 1:51AM
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theabortionator
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^ ding ding ding
Nov 29 2010 1:52AM
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Bonzalo
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/win, and lately too much girls topic without picture, so i have to ask you a picture
Nov 29 2010 1:52AM
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Mr.Feeny
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thats what i thought but i went up there and when I walked in she jumped on me...
Nov 29 2010 1:53AM
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Cufe.
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I would say epic win. but i am sure, some how, someone will hate on you for... having sex and then getting your homework done by some one else.
Nov 29 2010 1:53AM
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GayWolf420
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Did you send her muff and anus into oblivion?
Nov 29 2010 1:53AM
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shibby
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Your most epic day involved Facebook, homework, homework done by a drunk person and taking advantage of a drunk girl. That was a lose, lose, lose and lose situation.
Nov 29 2010 1:53AM
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_Will_
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is she the one on the right in that pic
Nov 29 2010 1:55AM
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Mr.Feeny
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my day has been great, I got a good hour and a half of studying done, I didn't have to stress over my math homework, I smoked mad weed all day because my obligations had been met, and I got pussy. That sounds like all wins to me
Nov 29 2010 1:55AM
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deleted5
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and im sober too
Nov 29 2010 1:56AM
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deleted5
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and even if you did way to fuck i drunk girl
Nov 29 2010 1:57AM
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LS.
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shes gonna wake up tomorrow morning screaming rapeee!!!
Nov 29 2010 1:59AM
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Mr.Gaga
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Will need more pics of all this...
Nov 29 2010 2:00AM
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Mr.Feeny
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you guys are wack, I drank with her while i was in there... and who cares if she was drunk or not? shes the one who asked me and obviously i have proof of it. Were just friends but now were gonna be friends with benefits
Nov 29 2010 2:00AM
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Mr.Feeny
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Nov 29 2010 2:01AM
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_Will_
Posts: 80 - Karma: 14

the picture upload didnt work for me so i will ask again. is she on the far right in picture of the chat thing

Nov 29 2010 2:02AM
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deleted5
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yeah when a drunk girls ask for it and you have sec there no way you can get in trouble
Nov 29 2010 2:16AM
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RubberSoul
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OP if youre not lying, props to you. let's see a pic tho


but the replies in this thread just show how hard some people on here try to hate. youre trying to make it seem less cool that he got his homework done by bringing a girl to poundtown.. "she was drunk" LOL
Nov 29 2010 3:00AM
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ryan.s
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thats awesome lol
Nov 29 2010 3:03AM
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dex.
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you obviously havent attended college... and that is as good as it gets feeny, kudos
Nov 29 2010 3:05AM
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SHampson
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the problem is that the drunk girl probably didn't get your homework done well.
Nov 29 2010 3:09AM
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Kapital
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haha Right on the money
Nov 29 2010 3:11AM
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14.
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That's pretty sad if thats the most epic thing that's happened to you.

But fuck me right? I live in my mothers basement and eat cheerios all day playing cod

Thats pretty fuckin awesome to me though

To all haters on this thread: i agree with you BUT the kid seems like a tool, he talks like hes twelve (eg. "friends with benefits" ) Shut up. It's called fuck buddies, people who say "friends with benefits" should be hit by a fucking train.

But nah this kids a bro, he was doing homework on a saturday and a drunk chick decided she couldn't get much better than that kid next door who does his fucking homework all day

Sorry NS, bad day/taking it out on the OP

/ very pointless rant
Nov 29 2010 9:53AM
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14.
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sorry i was too angry to realize it said today, i didnt think this chick was a fuckin alcoholic getting drunk on a sunday
Nov 29 2010 9:55AM
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EC-Skier
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pics or it didnt happen
Nov 29 2010 9:58AM
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BITS
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Nov 29 2010 10:00AM
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Bar_Down
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that sounds like an epic day to me. all the haters in this thread are just jealous
Nov 29 2010 10:06AM
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VT_FLO
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Clearly she wasnt because he got is d wet fool
Nov 29 2010 10:07AM
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E.C.
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pics?
Nov 29 2010 10:30AM
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thisandthatfilms
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picture of said girl that is slightly above a solid 7
Nov 29 2010 11:32AM
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Evilchris
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I don’t want to be “that guy” or anything, but she was probally more like a solid 7…
Nov 29 2010 11:54AM
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Milksteak
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Pictures.
Nov 29 2010 12:07PM
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fillup
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Props
Nov 29 2010 12:11PM
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Arabian.
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Solid 7.25:

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Nov 29 2010 12:17PM
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thisandthatfilms
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jane strikes again
Nov 29 2010 12:19PM
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yuck
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why does everyone need to see pictures?

who cares, i think its a pretty sick deal.
Nov 29 2010 1:46PM
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Davy.Crockett
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haha you beat me to it!

Solid 7.25?

Nov 29 2010 4:02PM
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little1337
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do-not-want.jpg
Nov 29 2010 4:14PM
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appa
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most epic thing so far*
Nov 29 2010 4:46PM
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SONlC
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That sounds pretty epic to me...
Nov 29 2010 7:04PM
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SteezeOnStage
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shes pretty hotClick for larger image

Nov 29 2010 7:15PM
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no_steeze
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i see YOU'RE not good at english either...
Nov 29 2010 7:17PM
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Bonzalo
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that´s she??, I would say 7.5 or more hahah
Nov 29 2010 7:18PM
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SteezeOnStage
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google images ftw
Nov 29 2010 7:21PM
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A.Eberhard
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We need real pics here.
Nov 29 2010 7:29PM
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Ducky.
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Pics
Nov 29 2010 7:33PM
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[tk]
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haha epic wiiiin. except she was drunk, makes it less epic
Nov 29 2010 7:36PM
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maximiliaan
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i would nail her....
Nov 29 2010 7:38PM
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Blake.P
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i would say more than a 7.25
body would be a 9
face would be a 7. ish?
Nov 29 2010 7:56PM
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blatt
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drunk sex is equal to a sober high five. dont feel proud.
Nov 29 2010 8:04PM
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