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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
Posts: 184 - Karma: 109
Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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Canadaski
Posts: 190 - Karma: 10
your a fucking weirdo
Dec 31 2010 4:28AM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
in my grade nine social class. This kid was danger wanking during a documentary on soviet russia and the teacher saw him, turned on the lights and he kept on going till he was done, it scarred me for life. He got like a 5 day out school suspension or something and the whole school found out about it hahaha
Dec 31 2010 4:39AM
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dbricknasty
Posts: 387 - Karma: 9
fucked my ex in her hot tub when her sister and mom were in it
fucked another ex in a hotel room with her gay brother on the other bed
fucked my girl on a couch with her mom on the other couch ~2 feet away
Dec 31 2010 9:47AM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
I have a hard time believing these...
Dec 31 2010 11:53PM
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J.J.M
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 58
yeah i banged katy perry
Dec 31 2010 11:54PM
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.Emerson.
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Dec 31 2010 11:55PM
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84891jnf92048
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milksteak!
Jan 1 2011 12:33AM
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Peach.
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Jan 1 2011 1:22AM
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Mr_pretzel
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Starbucks bathroom.
Jan 1 2011 11:40AM
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no_steeze
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i banged my girlfriend in the same bed as both of my parents who were awake and reading
Jan 1 2011 11:42AM
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Mr_pretzel
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Damn
Jan 1 2011 11:56AM
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no_steeze
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it was epic. then i banged my parents while my girlfriend was sleeping in the same bed
Jan 1 2011 12:12PM
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Mr_pretzel
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Did you manhandle them like a real gator?
Jan 1 2011 12:48PM
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no_steeze
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i was tearing flesh left and right. it was hot. bit a chunk right out of my mom's leg
Jan 1 2011 12:54PM
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Mr_pretzel
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Shit, thats almost sweet enough to replace your old quote in my sig.
Jan 1 2011 12:58PM
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FBGM
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Not milksteak
Jan 1 2011 5:42PM
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DERS.
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who else is on ns from our area...?
Jan 1 2011 5:44PM
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FBGM
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I'll never say who it was.
Jan 1 2011 5:54PM
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GayWolf420
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Fair enough.
Jan 1 2011 5:54PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
kay, but what other "DC PEOPLE IN DA HAUS!!"
Jan 1 2011 5:56PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Maybe he wasn't from our area Justin..
Jan 1 2011 5:59PM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
I hope your just joking to take th piss out of this guy lol! My girlfriend thinks wanking is weird so I had one in her bed, but my superman attempt in her failed. :(
Jan 1 2011 5:59PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

i called my mom and asked how far away she was, about 5 to 7 minutes. more like 4. i finished RIGHT when she opened the door. why am i such a champ?

alllsssooo me and my girlfirend did ish in my friends cabin anddd maybe got caught by my friends mom haha so awkward but totally worth it.

Jan 10 2011 10:03PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
why would anyone ever do that
Jan 10 2011 10:06PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14478 - Karma: 10,527
Comprehending I am not.
Jan 10 2011 11:14PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
ish? and thank you for bumping this thread.
Jan 10 2011 11:25PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
This thread is incredibly funny.
Jan 10 2011 11:26PM
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Dvacc20
Posts: 344 - Karma: 19
not sure if this counts but the first time i "fapped" perse, I thought i could write a book about how great the feeling was and become rich. I honestly thought i was the only one that knew about it. Wanking for dummies never made it passed the publishing stage.


Jan 10 2011 11:33PM
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kootenayklaus
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agreed.
Jan 10 2011 11:35PM
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no_steeze
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my mom walked in on me about to fap when i was in 7th grade. had the porn out and i saw her open the door but i couldn't quit out of the full screen window for some reason so i slammed my laptop shut. she asked "are you watching porn?" and i replied "ummm no im watching a movie" and she said "well...have fun" and left the room
Jan 10 2011 11:42PM
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pianoman
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in a marsh between a busy jogging trail and a road near my house. at like 4 pm.
Jan 10 2011 11:45PM
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no_steeze
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...why...
Jan 10 2011 11:45PM
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kootenayklaus
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I am pondering this also.
Jan 10 2011 11:46PM
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pianoman
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awksauce
Jan 10 2011 11:47PM
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Peach.
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Jan 10 2011 11:48PM
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.AR6rider.
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I actually know a guy who banged his step sister.  It's not like they're related by blood in any way, but it's just weird haha.
Jan 10 2011 11:49PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
where's the thrill in that???
Jan 10 2011 11:50PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

back in my glory days, i once received oral sex from my girlfriend in the backseat of her moms car

while her mom was driving

i hope she didn't see my face in the rear-view mirror

Jan 10 2011 11:53PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
You really don't know what gator's capable of.
Jan 10 2011 11:56PM
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alexg1687
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i dont think i want to know. the last time i was in bed with my parents i was about 4 years old...
Jan 10 2011 11:57PM
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no_steeze
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you're missing out dude, they fuck really well
Jan 11 2011 12:02AM
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.JPolster
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Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake and shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people, however large or small.
Jan 11 2011 12:20AM
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jibbits56
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
did you look that up on dictionary.com or something cause if that is how you describe on your own then you should write their new dictionary entries or some shit.
Jan 11 2011 12:23AM
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jibbits56
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did you look that up on dictionary.com or something cause if that is how you describe on your own then you should write their new dictionary entries or some shit.
Jan 11 2011 12:24AM
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Abc567def
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ummm i have fucked in some pretty cool spots but i havn't wanked in anything special, well besides your moms face
Jan 11 2011 12:32AM
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Chubz.
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I was watching a movie with my girl friend about a month and she starts giving me head...my brother in law walks half way down the stairs, see's her head in my lap and walks back up stairs. He gives me shit like everyday for it too.
Jan 11 2011 12:33AM
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Moo
Posts: 608 - Karma: 19
gross! he??
Jan 11 2011 12:54AM
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alexg1687
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case in point
Jan 11 2011 1:15AM
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