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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
Posts: 184 - Karma: 109
Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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terror.bear
Posts: 162 - Karma: 30
this. ^ winner winner chicken dinner.
Dec 27 2010 12:59AM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
in a hotel room with two beds.....roomate on next bed.....me an a girl on the other bed










CLAIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











LAWL





he never woke up
Dec 27 2010 1:01AM
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terror.bear
Posts: 162 - Karma: 30
girlfriend gave me head in the back of her parents SUV on the way home from a day of family skiing. Her rents were in the front, 2 cousins in the middle and us in back.
Dec 27 2010 1:07AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
so I was stalking your profile a little...
Dec 27 2010 1:44AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
you are a terrible person.
Dec 27 2010 1:46AM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
Then you didn't give it to her hard enough
Dec 27 2010 7:39AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
This.
Dec 27 2010 7:29PM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
oh i did. i was on gravel so he was sound asleep ;)
Dec 27 2010 7:35PM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
you are asshole


your just jealous
Dec 27 2010 7:36PM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39
you gotta divide the answer
Dec 27 2010 7:41PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
I haven't wanked anywhere especially exciting.

Sex wise I've done it:

-At the drive in

-Grocery store parking lot in the evening

-Public school parking lot around 6am

-Cemetery

-Between two houses on some random street

-On a couch with my girl's guy-friend in the room watching a movie(we hadn't seen each other in weeks and he was sleeping over).
Dec 27 2010 8:15PM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
hold up last one! with a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i mean i dont judge buuuutttt im confused
Dec 27 2010 8:20PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

his girl got some from him while a diffrent friend was on the couch? i hope to god thats what you meant.

mine was watching a movie messing around with this girl my brother was getting all our ski shit together for tomorrow and kept walking by while my hand was down her pants, didnt know a thing

Dec 27 2010 8:35PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
My GF gave me a handie in my uncle's hot tub. It was at a huge family party. Pretty fun.
Dec 27 2010 8:57PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 894
is that a challenge?
Dec 28 2010 12:14PM
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gaddafski
Posts: 165 - Karma: 111
after just reading the favorite pornstar thread....its time
Dec 28 2010 12:57PM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
that was my thread :))))))
Dec 30 2010 10:21PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
time square
paris metro
plane
on live tv
while skiing
while between both parents... watching a movie
in class... every day
in a full gondola
in the back of a police car... cuffed
while driving my sister and her soccer team out for icecream
the list goes on and on..

and ive never been caught.
Dec 30 2010 11:04PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
hahahahaha
Dec 30 2010 11:11PM
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StinkinLincoln
Posts: 77 - Karma: 11
in front of my webcam, my biggest fear is that some of these porn sites might be filming me pulling it
Dec 30 2010 11:16PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
a "faggot kid" you say?, what are you implying about everyone else who has shared some of their experiences in this thread?
Dec 30 2010 11:20PM
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ferrariowner123
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 28
Threads
Dec 31 2010 1:20AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
you sick fuck
Dec 31 2010 1:26AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
this is my new favorite phrase. thank you sir and enjoy your new karma
Dec 31 2010 1:27AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
actually i already had you at 10, not really necessary that i correct myself in a second post, but i thought it was. it also draws more attention to the phrase jacked the beanstalk
Dec 31 2010 1:29AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
lost my v-card in a cemetery on top of a supposedly haunted grave/tomb thing. The statue on top supposedly cries blood and walks around. It didn't.

Had sex with my ex in a fairly crowded movie theater during Madagascar 2. Just laid down on the floor in the top row. That movie sucked anyway. I now realize how fucking gross movie theater floors are, but hey, you only live once I guess.
Dec 31 2010 1:52AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
wrong thread bro, no girls allowed.
Dec 31 2010 1:53AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
?
Dec 31 2010 1:55AM
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jaythemans
Posts: 243 - Karma: 57

I was backpacking in Europe and met this total hottie staying in my hostel room. We're talking athletic, cute, charming, the whole package.  Right next to me at night, and I just couldn't hold in it so i fapped.

He never woke up

Dec 31 2010 1:59AM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
key word
Dec 31 2010 2:05AM
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jaythemans
Posts: 243 - Karma: 57

Good you got it..

Dec 31 2010 2:07AM
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jibbits56
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
thumbs up
Dec 31 2010 2:07AM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
I did the same when I went on a cruise!
Dec 31 2010 2:13AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Well now I need to share my creepygaykidatschool story. Last year this hardcore flamer got head from the president of our FFA club in the greenhouse. FFA now does online school and his gf broke up w/ him. Flamer came back after suspension and bragged about getting head from a "straight" guy.
Dec 31 2010 2:21AM
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BestDamnSkier
Posts: 275 - Karma: 14
You would make a perfect wife. In the kitchen or the laundry room. ;)
Dec 31 2010 2:22AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
hmmmm with my ex on the walking path at the park near my house. also in my car at a national park near my house in broad daylight. with a fellow NSer...........................
Dec 31 2010 3:03AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37166 - Karma: 116,508
Any situation where you are masturbating is indeed a dangerous one. Unpredictable things may and will occur. I.e, Mom walking in, sister and her friends walking in, etc.
Dec 31 2010 3:11AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
skoalsteeze!
Dec 31 2010 3:11AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Or your little Theron could fall off if you pull it too hard. Now that is dangerous.
Dec 31 2010 3:12AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
not skoalsteeze.
Dec 31 2010 3:14AM
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GayWolf420
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Using my name as a slang for a penis, eh?
Dec 31 2010 3:14AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
For me it'd be a little Peter. For someone named Blake, it'd be a little Blake.

Truth is you should be worried about it falling off.
Dec 31 2010 3:20AM
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GayWolf420
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No can do. I will keep on beating around the bush.
Dec 31 2010 3:22AM
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jakobk
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
ahaha threads
Dec 31 2010 3:22AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Beating around the bush isn't nearly as serious as jerking 'till it stops working. As long as you don't go that far, you're good.
Dec 31 2010 3:30AM
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Walkawalka
Posts: 314 - Karma: 43
Brothers wife walked in on me watching porn, i wasnt jacking off yet though, thanks god
Dec 31 2010 3:52AM
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HIT
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haha she told your bro, thats wierd still
Dec 31 2010 3:56AM
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