Member of the Month

Dlonetti
August, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Danger Wanking

profile picture
Tucker*
Posts: 184 - Karma: 109
Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
59 25
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 37166 - Karma: 116,504
Damn........
Dec 1 2010 8:03PM
0 0
profile picture
scott-skis
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 141
handy under a blanket, while watching a movie with her parents.. awkward!
Dec 1 2010 8:07PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
boner alert!!
Dec 1 2010 8:39PM
0 0
profile picture
TheWiseOne
Posts: 858 - Karma: 24
Legit there is nothing hotter than a girl who masturbates
Dec 1 2010 8:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
probably driving back from killington, i got bored, and it was a 5 hour drive
Dec 1 2010 8:46PM
0 0
profile picture
rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
INB4 14year old spamming your PM box...
Dec 1 2010 8:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
im bad at math. what does this mean?
Dec 1 2010 8:47PM
2 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
so there's nothing hotter than 99% of girls on this planet?
Dec 1 2010 8:47PM
0 0
profile picture
HIRO
Posts: 548 - Karma: 34
hahahaha
Dec 1 2010 8:47PM
0 0
profile picture
MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
Shake Weight?
Dec 1 2010 8:52PM
0 0
profile picture
TheWiseOne
Posts: 858 - Karma: 24
Let me rephrase that: there is nothing hotter than hot girls who admit to masturbating
Dec 1 2010 8:57PM
0 0
profile picture
beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Ha humping like a dog and your icon is a dog I will never forget that you hump the edges of things now
Dec 1 2010 9:03PM
0 0
profile picture
.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,313
The 2 posts by girls gave me a STIFFFFFYYYYYYYY
Dec 1 2010 9:05PM
0 0
profile picture
ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17
7th grade in class.. pulled it off perfectly no one had a clue ..i felt like a g
Dec 1 2010 9:09PM
0 0
profile picture
ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
In a movie theater with my girls head under a jacket
Dec 1 2010 9:21PM
0 0
profile picture
PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,939
such horny girls...
Dec 1 2010 9:34PM
0 0
profile picture
TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
Personally I have never "danger wanked", but there have been a few cases in my school. One kid got caught in the computer lab trying to hide under the keyboard. Second kid was beatin it in wood shop for some odd reason. The rumor around school was that he really liked the sound of the drill...
Dec 1 2010 9:43PM
0 0
profile picture
BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
no, i'm ashamed to say it so i wont, but then again, okay remember chat roulette?  5am dorm computer lab, yep. ashamed like i said.
Dec 1 2010 9:44PM
0 0
profile picture
j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
ha
Dec 1 2010 9:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Stembray
Posts: 122 - Karma: 10
A bunch of guys I knew as a joke decided to wank in pancake batter, then cooked up a batch and fed it to one of their buddies and watched him eat it. He finally got it out of them what they were laughing at, then gagged himself, and threw up on the kid who splurged in the batter. So gew
Dec 1 2010 9:56PM
0 0
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

you sound as though that's a bad thing

Dec 1 2010 9:59PM
0 0
profile picture
PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 894
problem officer?
Dec 1 2010 10:01PM
0 0
profile picture
katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
hahaha what can i say?! in the car though... that's a good idea i'll have to try it
Dec 1 2010 11:58PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,506
im surprised your the only quote from that
Dec 2 2010 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,506
what are you doing on friday we should hang out some time
Dec 2 2010 12:37AM
0 0
profile picture
infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
samezies.
Dec 2 2010 12:42AM
0 0
profile picture
Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
in 8th grade there was this kid who was a total classterbator, we saw this kid with his hand in his pocket roughing up the suspect basically everyday.
Dec 2 2010 1:00AM
0 0
profile picture
annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,499
staying at my friends cottage during the summer. 4 of us were sleeping in the same room. good thing we all had our own beds.
Dec 2 2010 1:17AM
0 0
profile picture
BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
Shit dude....... Hahaha
Dec 2 2010 1:22AM
0 0
profile picture
SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58
driving+miniskirt-panties=one less speeding ticket?
wut
Dec 2 2010 2:29AM
0 0
profile picture
rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
thats so nasty i would have lynched that kid
Dec 2 2010 2:35AM
0 0
profile picture
SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58
I don't know what lynching is, but I'm assuming it has something to do with twisting someone's intestines with a pitchfork... or not
Dec 2 2010 2:38AM
0 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 37166 - Karma: 116,504
Wait....what?
Dec 2 2010 2:46AM
0 0
profile picture
PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,939
Not a bad thing at all.... I'm just wondering why they arent around me... hahaha
Dec 2 2010 3:07AM
0 0
profile picture
ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Haha most likely.
Dec 2 2010 9:35AM
0 0
profile picture
Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
so ur a little fiend eh
Dec 2 2010 11:46AM
0 0
profile picture
dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
HAHA this just happened today .

I had to stay in class for an extra 30 min during lunch cause i missed wensday for a hockey game (1:30 wtf?) When i left i went to take a shortcut while lookin for my girl/freinds down a barely used stair case. I go to a 130 year old school so theres lots of weird shit that goes no where. Anyways, as i was walkin down the stairs i heard moaning and figured it was my freinds being pervs so i checked this creepy darkish corridor. When i turned the corner there were 3 couples of the most emo kids at my school having almost a group orgy ! 2 of them were just making out. One girl had her top off and was getting eaten out by this obesely large emo kid who i thought was gay before . The others looked like they were having sex, but i couldnt really tell form my angle if they were just dry humping. I stared for like 30 sec cause i couldnt belive what i saw.

Supposedly somonelse saw em and theyre getting suspended ...

Still , it was fucked.
Dec 2 2010 11:35PM
0 0
profile picture
dylansiggers
Posts: 1662 - Karma: 5,952
Air Plane bathroom
Dec 2 2010 11:43PM
0 0
profile picture
SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
That's such bullshit it makes me wanna cry
Dec 2 2010 11:50PM
0 0
profile picture
Skinsummer
Posts: 186 - Karma: 13
How did you keep your lunch down?
Dec 2 2010 11:51PM
0 0
profile picture
garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
sig'd
Dec 3 2010 1:44AM
0 0
profile picture
HurleyS
Posts: 205 - Karma: 31
Sometimes when im bored
Dec 4 2010 12:58AM
1 1
profile picture
low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
WHERE??????
Dec 4 2010 1:00AM
0 0
profile picture
Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 840
This is extremely awkward for me.....
Dec 4 2010 1:01AM
0 0
profile picture
HurleyS
Posts: 205 - Karma: 31
Kitchen or bathroom haha, sometimes i like sitting on top of a washing machine, most inconspicuous way of doing it ;)
Dec 4 2010 1:02AM
0 0
profile picture
Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 840
God dammit....even more awkward..
Dec 4 2010 1:03AM
0 0
profile picture
beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Dressing room
Dec 4 2010 3:14AM
0 0
profile picture
beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Double post, but when a guy leaves sometimes or us girls love playing with our boobies. Girls like sex just as much as guys do
Dec 4 2010 3:22AM
1 1
profile picture
AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
this makes no sense or none i an make out. beezey talk.
Dec 4 2010 5:07AM
0 0
profile picture
*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,149
phil you gotta ask her if she will let you tap dat
Dec 4 2010 7:18AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)