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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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Stickity
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well she told me to come over and i took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
i didn't know she had the GI joe kung-fu grip


but srsly my friend told me this girl was giving him head, got tired, started giving him a handjob, got tired with one hand and switched to the other, that hand got tired, and went back to giving him head
Nov 29 2010 1:53PM
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pmsnow
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I got beat off in the girls bathroom in middle school and a teacher walked in mid way to yell for some reason then bounce. Then on the ski hill with my ex and a cop showed up and asked what was going on. Then at thanksgiving with my ex when my entire family was there. My mom knocked on the door, heard the chick moaning and said have a good time, let me know when you are done and want some food. All true stories
Nov 29 2010 1:56PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,939
Sex in the gondola at Heavenly, overlooking Lake Tahoe.

Yeah... that's right. THIS ONE.

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Nov 29 2010 1:57PM
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TheButterHashira
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This is the danger wanking thread. You just wanted to brag.
Nov 29 2010 2:09PM
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PacificRimJob
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I'd consider being an employee of the place, and banging a chick on the 'premises' quite dangerous haha.


But you're kinda right ;)
Nov 29 2010 2:12PM
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ECB
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Now the story changes to a chick.......
Nov 29 2010 2:15PM
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jibberwookie22
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railed my gf on a nature walk overlooking a marsh where many of my friends go to smoke weed
Nov 29 2010 2:17PM
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PacificRimJob
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har har... the story was always about a chick and you know it, haha.
Nov 29 2010 2:17PM
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yung_stone
Posts: 203 - Karma: -62

once in seventh grade this chick jacked me off on the coach bus when we were touring Quebec. Our teacer/shaperone person was two seats behind us and prob knew what was goin on

also me and my gf went on a 'nature walk' and got it on on this concrete platform overlooking like four different trails. it was mid day

Nov 29 2010 2:27PM
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yung_stone
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oh and like a week ago i saw bassnectar at Terminal 5 in NYC and my gf wanked me

not too dangerous but definetely public

Nov 29 2010 2:28PM
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PacificRimJob
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Ooo I have another good one.

I was at a Muse concert a few years ago... and I ran into this one british family... daughter, who was like my age at the time, and her parents. We were front and fucking center aganst the wall, and got sorta separated from her parents by about 10 feet... i was sorta up against her due to the crowd pushing, so she decided to stick her hand down my pants for the entire show.


Nov 29 2010 2:32PM
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jmoney35
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Disney World.
Nov 29 2010 6:56PM
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McFellon
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this kid at my school did it in the back of the library

but for me was at the end of a camping trip in the up of michigan in the camprground outhouse
Nov 29 2010 8:37PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
above my parents on a bunk bed
Nov 29 2010 9:10PM
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_Will_
Posts: 80 - Karma: 14
i misunderstood the meaning of wanking... definatley thought it was sex
Nov 29 2010 9:31PM
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pomme-de-terre
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hahah my cousin told me a fucking epic combat jack story. they were taking 80 and 120mm mortar fire from iraqi insurgents and had moved down to this bunker, and i guess he was one of the first ones to walk in and there was already a guy jerking it down there. like just jacking off then like 30 soldiers walked in on the poor bastard hahahah
Nov 29 2010 9:33PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Nov 29 2010 9:35PM
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[tk]
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wanking
Nov 29 2010 9:35PM
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pomme-de-terre
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also one time my ex gave me a handjob whil we were under on a blanket on her couch. the catch was HER FUCKING DAD was on the other end of the couch. i let her go for a few seconds then i realized how fucked up that was and looked at her and as inconspicuously as possible i was like "what the fuck are you doing!?"
Nov 29 2010 9:39PM
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j.saaaarela
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another in class one: I was sitting next to this kid in 9th grade, he whips out a doritos bag, consumes said doritos, and uses the bag to get going. after about 10 seconds of hearing the bag crinkle, everyone in class is staring at him, and they all knew (or had a damn good guess) what he was doing. He got sent out of class, and got suspended for 2 weeks.
Nov 29 2010 9:41PM
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Chief.Queef
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threads
Nov 29 2010 9:43PM
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_Will_
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thanks sport.. figured that one out.
Nov 29 2010 9:43PM
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ORDEAL
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bahaha what the hell
Nov 29 2010 9:45PM
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rot4te
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Took $100 in eighth grade to wank and leave it on the bottom of my desk in math.

done nothing crazier in the five years since.
Nov 29 2010 9:45PM
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gyarados
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i was on a 21 day canoe trip with 20 other dudes and i just walked on top of a cliff and jerked it. i could see the entire camp site, river, rapids... everything
Nov 29 2010 9:52PM
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ORDEAL
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At a friends house, in a bathroom with two doors.

None of the locks work.
Nov 29 2010 9:55PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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YOU LITTLE FUCK!


YOU STOLE MY ICON!


Nov 29 2010 10:06PM
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Master_Debater
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utah studies....we had the hottest teacher ever.
Nov 29 2010 10:23PM
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black_mamba
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washroom stall in high school... popped wood in class so i figured 'what the heck' might as well
Nov 29 2010 10:48PM
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j.saaaarela
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i feel like this could be one of the "Unreel Sports" on FuelTV.
Nov 29 2010 10:48PM
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Davy.Crockett
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wow
Nov 30 2010 12:38AM
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xJohnnybravox
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I did it with my gf at the time in a tiny dorm room full of my friends at penn state on one of my best friend's (a girl too lol) bed. Seemed like a good idea at the time. no biggie.
Nov 30 2010 12:49AM
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no_steeze
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im really paranoid about it so i generally don't rock the danger wanks
Nov 30 2010 12:54AM
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QuoteReply.
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while driving...





wait wut?
Nov 30 2010 12:54AM
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no_steeze
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ive actually always wondered about jerking it while driving. anyone do this? aside from what to do with the "waste" i just feel like it'd be really fucking weird
Nov 30 2010 12:57AM
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soulskier
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yea, passing a semi or high riding vehicle is enough to avoid that one, that and other dangerous side effects
Nov 30 2010 1:00AM
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no_steeze
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im really just not horny enough to feel the need to do that, same applies to all danger whacking. i'm happy to wait and do it in the comfort of my room with the door closed

and this is coming from a very horny person. i cant imagine how bad some of you danger whackers are...
Nov 30 2010 1:22AM
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Mezmerize19
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got a handie from a girl on the bus ride home from a school trip when i was a freshmen in highschool. fun stuff
Nov 30 2010 1:26AM
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Where-am-I
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dangerfap is my middle name
Nov 30 2010 1:40AM
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Ducky.
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Lol threads
Nov 30 2010 1:44AM
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rot4te
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not intentionally. I've had this for a few weeks, and hadn't seen yours til today. Although I did edit mine. I'll change it if it's a huge deal.
Nov 30 2010 3:04AM
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TPalms
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Holy shit man. +k for you haha.
Nov 30 2010 3:22AM
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knows_butter
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Yep, done it twice - on long boring trips.

Definitely wasn't easy but with an empty bag of chips and a careful aim I managed to avoid having to buy a new front seat.

I paused when cars/trucks were coming the other way. Not that they could see me, but yeah just seemed kinda weird.

Obviously not the safest thing you can do but the other option was potentially falling asleep from boredom haha.
Nov 30 2010 3:44AM
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feihlination
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dont you get more tired afterwards?
Nov 30 2010 10:03AM
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ECB
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friend of mine wanked it during the SAT's in a bathroom, and for those of you who took the SAT's, a person has to escort you to the bathroom, so he wanked it while a person was waiting on him in the bathroom....
Nov 30 2010 10:34AM
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SteezyOhio
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yea, i'd pass the fuck out after i nutted
Nov 30 2010 10:02PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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Check the sig.
Nov 30 2010 10:11PM
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hoodratz47
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lift shack top of mtn cheif.   rubbed one out while 80+ winds blew around.. finsihed up and a patrol came in and i was like .. ewww...

also..   hooked up with a fellow liftie at copper  in the engine room of the rendavouz chair.  CLAIM!

Nov 30 2010 10:24PM
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gwhitey
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alright, so i was sitting in the bathroom when the retarded kid in our school walks in, and hes talking to himself and stuff as usual, but when he went into a stall i started hearing a rubbing sound. it was the most awkward moment of my life. he just kept going for about ten minutes. of course i didnt want to move,because every time anyones in the bathroom with him he freaks out. and theres the one reason i dont use my schools bathrooms anymore, gotta hold that shit in.
Nov 30 2010 10:32PM
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Skinsummer
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In my backyard after it got dark.

Nov 30 2010 10:40PM
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