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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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.brian
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i didn't realize how weird of places kids did it in, holy shit
Nov 29 2010 1:41AM
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CaptainKirk
Posts: 344 - Karma: 10
On the Starship Enterprise by that one black guy with the silly gold headband over his eyes.
Nov 29 2010 1:42AM
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.brian
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damn missed first page by 13 seconds
Nov 29 2010 1:42AM
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MitchConnors
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Generation Kill: Combat Jack

I've heard other stories about soldiers stopping and having a combat jack, i think they mention it in the book version of black hawk down
Nov 29 2010 1:45AM
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deleted5
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o i also did this one thing on tinychat........
Nov 29 2010 1:48AM
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_Will_
Posts: 80 - Karma: 14

kids playground in broad daylight next to the road. also same day, in park on a bench next to the lake

Nov 29 2010 1:51AM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
red alert: we officially have a PEDAPHILE on ns. gtfo
Nov 29 2010 1:54AM
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_Will_
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there werent kids there relax
Nov 29 2010 1:56AM
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soulskier
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well in that case, its perfectly acceptable..
Nov 29 2010 1:57AM
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Legion
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epic thread... gotta get on board
Nov 29 2010 1:58AM
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SkeechyD
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airplane bathroom. nuff said it was a long flight
Nov 29 2010 2:08AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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dude. gtfo
Nov 29 2010 2:10AM
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Mr.Feeny
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threads... hahahaha
Nov 29 2010 2:12AM
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popNfresh44
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threads
Nov 29 2010 2:17AM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
airplane bathroom, bus bathroom, and random public bathrooms when i was in like grade 5 or 6
Nov 29 2010 2:22AM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
in class
Nov 29 2010 3:17AM
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knows_butter
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Driving to the mountain...

It's a three and a half hour drive each way and it's pretty boring when you're by yourself.
Nov 29 2010 4:49AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
when i auto-wank it's usually somewhere safe ...


however if the girlfriend gives me a handjob...

Once in the back of a skibus, we were both "cuddling" under a blanket when suddenly she starts unbuckling my pants.... and you know what follows....

and also once in Luxemburg city, basically it's a bowl shaped citadel with a park in the middle (thus from almost everywhere in the city you can look down into the park)
We where there at night when she gave me a handjob on a bench in the middle of the park...


Nov 29 2010 5:44AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
I bet you did ;)
Nov 29 2010 5:44AM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
lmao to whoever said "solo ride on chairlift"
I'd say of straight up sex, the most dangerous spot was at the target parking lot at like 11am on a sunday. It was PACKED with real religious grandma types, and I was in this girls van getting head, and I look over to the car next to us, and I see this grey, curly-headed afro thing, and I see it flip around; its some grandma Agnes character, giving me a real stink eye. Whats worse is she had little grandkids getting in the car with her. I was juuuuusst about to come, but I saw the kids and was like "Alright we're getting the fuck out of here". So I just ate her out on the road, no problem. I'll tell ya, having a girl drive during a back-wrenching orgasm is a sure as shit way to almost get in an accident.
As for wanking, I'm thinking that I did it in a tree once at the local library. I was like 12.
Nov 29 2010 5:56AM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
sex in a ski lift
Nov 29 2010 6:03AM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
i was waiting for a thread like this....kinda

lets go...

river
sea
vineyard
mountains
work toilets
school toilets
lounge
forest
beach
many more


this sound slike a lot but it is over a period of about 10 years, its not like a public wanking creep. hahaha
Nov 29 2010 7:06AM
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feihlination
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how can you even type so much words with only your left hand?
Nov 29 2010 7:31AM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
There's a girl in my lectures who always is flicking the bean, it would be fine if she was hot (still weird but whatever) but she isn't. She is just some messed up kid who seems to think it is fine to stick her hands down her pants and go at it. Urrrgh!
Nov 29 2010 7:46AM
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feihlination
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wat? so like everybody knows/sees that or what?
Nov 29 2010 7:47AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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my ex gf gave me a Blow job on a train, then in the train station.

And hand job in borders book store... that was dodgy. i used a giant kids book to like hide behind :') good times.

Then ma other ex we had sex under a bridge in leicester, some guy biked past us was hilarious. he just biked faster.

OH and most disturbing was get wanked off by my ex in a graveyard.... (yes i am that wrong)

but public danger makes everything awesome. I want to cross off sex in a gondola so badly.
Nov 29 2010 8:05AM
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AOTEAROA
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i just spilt moisturiser all over my lappy key board and i wasnt even wanking. fuck. its in the speakers too
Nov 29 2010 8:41AM
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feihlination
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unrelated post is unrelated
Nov 29 2010 8:45AM
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ECB
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THIS THREAD IS DISGUSTING!


Nov 29 2010 9:09AM
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Astomp
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hahaha top of a mountain on guard in afghanistan
Nov 29 2010 9:21AM
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mike720b
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thanks a lot bin laden
Nov 29 2010 9:23AM
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BITS
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damn kerry...
Nov 29 2010 9:28AM
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Tucker*
Posts: 184 - Karma: 109
hide ya kids hide ya wife and hide ya husband..
Nov 29 2010 10:20AM
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SteezoSaurus
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fucking epic.
Nov 29 2010 10:43AM
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theabortionator
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What is with everyone and hand jobs?

Such a waste.
Nov 29 2010 10:52AM
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derpina
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Alright, alright.

Me and my boyfriend did it at the top of a ski run in the lifty ski shack. Weren't in too much danger until my back accidentally hit a few switches causing something to turn on and off really fast. You all can use your imagination for that.

True story. It was thrilling until I hit the switches, then it was terrifying. HAHAHA!
Nov 29 2010 10:56AM
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E.C.
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this thread is quite ridiculous. yet soo funny
Nov 29 2010 11:07AM
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Beer=Yum
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girlfriend and i did it in the back of a van with 5 other ppl in the car. stealth as shitttttt
Nov 29 2010 11:11AM
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XtRemE11
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lolz this just reminded me of this gay kid in 6th grade, supposidly he and some guy who was like 7 years older got caught behind a movie theatre by his friends, and they were all worried cause they didnt want the older kid to get in trouble. the parents knew about it, like everyone at school knew about it, im sure teachers knew, being 6th grade everyone was a dick about it. it must have been so embarassing, he went to another towns junior high, came back for highschool, and he's actually cool as shit now.
Nov 29 2010 11:22AM
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flexpattern
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Yup. Everyone sees her with her hands down her trousers and in her pants. Disgusting. Everyone calls her 'trouser hands'. Haha! makes me feel like I'm gonna vom every time i think about it..
Nov 29 2010 11:26AM
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Stickity
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back of a car with whole family inside on our way to NC

or literally 4 feet away from my cousin at like 2 in the morning with my laptop
Nov 29 2010 11:38AM
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yojimbo
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clearly you've never gotten one then cuz there bomb. it's like doing the stranger by yourself. the orgasm one can achieve from a handjob is ten times better than what one can do alone, simply because after years of experience alone a man knows how to push the buttons just right. Handjobs throw unpredictability at you and therefore are amazing. especially if you aren't feeling a red badge of courage that day.
Nov 29 2010 11:54AM
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fillup
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I railed my girlfriend on the hood of my car parked on the street. A couple cars drove by.
Nov 29 2010 12:12PM
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deleted5
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you need to get laid
Nov 29 2010 1:21PM
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theabortionator
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Got I hope you're kidding. I'm pretty sure I can do it better than any random stranger will. And seriously if you're going to have somebody touch your wiener, man up and get a fucking blow job.



I feel bad for you
Nov 29 2010 1:31PM
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Travapple.
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hahahah oh boy. had sex with my ex on a playground jungle gym.
Nov 29 2010 1:36PM
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.Annydrew.
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i lost my virginity to my ex while her brother was upstairs playing xbox and her nan was asleep above us, close to danger wanking i could get really haha, my friend also got his first blowjob at a party and had to lean on the door so we didnt come in, was funny at the time..
Nov 29 2010 1:37PM
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Sheets-mmm
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seek help
Nov 29 2010 1:39PM
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theline
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yuk yuk yuk
Nov 29 2010 1:45PM
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yojimbo
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i feel so much worse for you.

its not about being able to do it "better" as long as you achieve an orgasm. and most handjobs end up being blowjobs or vice versa. I'm sorry your missing out on something so great. maybe your ladies just have the dirty kung-fu grip and don't know how to finesse you to ultimate victory. what a shame.
Nov 29 2010 1:47PM
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