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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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MitchConnors
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who rents porn?
Mar 29 2012 3:48PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337
this was 2002 ish,  The one at my parents was an old porn I had from when I was in high school
Mar 29 2012 5:07PM
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PigBenis
Posts: 182 - Karma: 99
exposed
Mar 29 2012 6:30PM
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bigskia
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So uh - all you guys who are danger wanking with lots of people around or getting hand jobs....where's the cum go?
Mar 29 2012 6:35PM
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tbayskier
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sounds like my type haha.  oh and p.s, hi there, how are things? 
Mar 29 2012 6:48PM
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rigzz
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To anyone who's been to Sutton. You know there is that big HUGE ASS house with Glass window. Well, I was there to take timelapse picture during the night, and we were in the backyard overlooking the mountain, I had the remote in one hand, and Her boobies in my other, while she was giving me head. That was an awesome night. BTW. That house isn't mine or hers. we just needed the backyard since it had the best view on the mountain. and Also they didn't know we were using their backyard!
Mar 29 2012 6:49PM
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spkillah.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 14
epic thread. i'll contribute

1. back of the bus sophmore year of highschool i got with one of the only girls that had tits in my grade, she gave me my first blowjob on the back seat with prob 20 kids on the bus, busted in her face too

2. way back in like middleschool i got a NRB in class and decided I needed to jerk off. i asked to be excused from class and went to the bathroom only to find out the stalls were already taken. I pathetically walked back towards the classroom and saw my locker and decided to go into my locker (it was a tight fit) and beat one of. took about 4 minutes and then opened up the locker and walked away like a boss.

3. back in babe ruth baseball i played left field and gently massaged my penis under my glove, wasn't a hardcore jerkoff sesh but i busted a nut right in my baseball pants.

i would have forgot about all of these if it wasn't for this thread
Mar 29 2012 7:03PM
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Ski_Alot
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i got head 5 feet away from a ski trail... looking back on it it must have been so obvious because i wear pretty bright colored clothing...
Mar 29 2012 7:10PM
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Allegrath.
Posts: 250 - Karma: 30
epic thread.
Mar 29 2012 7:21PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
1. In the school bus? There is no doubt kids were all looking at you. Or this is a lie.
2. In a locker? Are you shitting me, these things are 6 inch wide, and 10inch deep. You can't fit in there.
3. How the fuck can you do this and still bust a nut? Baseball gloves are way too stiff and thick to even feel anything!
Mar 29 2012 7:25PM
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AT-AT
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"It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in."
"You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Mar 29 2012 7:48PM
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theabortionator
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read my post from the other page.

"Obvious bullshit claim thread is obvious.




Make ridiculous claims on the internet




?????????




Profit "


Thread is 90%nans
Mar 29 2012 7:51PM
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rigzz
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That was obviously the point of my post. none of that post he made could be real.
Mar 29 2012 8:16PM
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SterlingArcher
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chairlift over the terrain park in steamboat
Apr 4 2012 7:38PM
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Spinoza
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Construction site was pretty sweet. I was working alone for a day so I took advantage
May 20 2012 10:26PM
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why
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might get it on in a girls backyard tonight. I keep you guys posted
May 20 2012 10:28PM
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Spinoza
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Also in first year me and a girl were in another girls dorm room bed giving each other handies when the girl and another guy walked in and started
May 20 2012 10:32PM
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Spinoza
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^dammit whatever: we continued while ye others were standing there with the lights on. nbd
May 20 2012 10:33PM
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deleted5
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Hahahaha I forgot about this.
May 20 2012 11:09PM
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dubtwo
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this is what i want to know
May 20 2012 11:10PM
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derekstreesv2
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in the 7th grade there was this hot girl that sat across from me. Arguably the hottest in the school. Earlier in the week my friend in gym took my hand and pushed it into her ass cheek. It felt so good since she was wearing yoga pants. She ends up slapping the kid who pushed my hand. Well i was sitting across from her in my math class and i got into this mood and started jerking in class. but stopped after i realized how dumb it was.
May 21 2012 1:17AM
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derekstreesv2
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in the 7th grade there was this hot girl that sat across from me. Arguably the hottest in the school. Earlier in the week my friend in gym took my hand and pushed it into her ass cheek. It felt so good since she was wearing yoga pants. She ends up slapping the kid who pushed my hand. Well i was sitting across from her in my math class and i got into this mood and started jerking in class. but stopped after i realized how dumb it was.
May 21 2012 1:17AM
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Lucas
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Lol
May 21 2012 1:31AM
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PULSEofdaNATION
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Had sex with the ex when her roommate was asleep in her bed in the dorms. Also had sex down in Cabo on the beach and also on the balcony of our hotel room. Security guard at the hotel across from ours was for sure watching us, but proceeded to finish in her mouth. Tried to have sex in the elevator but it started going to the Lobby as soon as we started
May 21 2012 1:48AM
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Firewood
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this..
May 21 2012 2:41AM
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gnarshrelpt
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was in my car with my ex parked in a public park. we were getting in on in the back seat when all of the sudden a cop pulls up. he gives us a little time to get our clothes on then gave us a $50 ticket for using the park at night
May 21 2012 10:19AM
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Gypsy_Skier
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haha so many 12 year olds..
May 21 2012 10:24AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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Lol, he was for sure danger fapping not waiting for you guys to get your clothes on
May 21 2012 10:56AM
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SkiTheYeast
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In the car on long stressful rides
May 21 2012 11:44AM
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JzD.
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Ahh this again
May 21 2012 11:47AM
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Bateman
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this thread contains lols.
May 21 2012 2:41PM
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throatyogurt
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"Toy story 3 made me think, Andys 17 now....that means at one point in time the toys stood there silently while Andy was furiously masturbating."
May 21 2012 5:49PM
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HorsecockTony
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exact same story. except i was in a lincoln navigator
May 21 2012 5:52PM
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HorsecockTony
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wanna know what freaking sucks dick? our UTAH STUDIES teacher was from freaking welsh!! she has only been in the country for a few years. and, she also doubles as a US HISTORY teacher...
May 21 2012 6:11PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 1,007
airport bathroom, airlpane bathroom
woods on the hill, woods while hiking
and in grade 9 me and this girl were just fondling eachother while on the computer
did not bust
May 21 2012 6:53PM
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HorsecockTony
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she gave me pizza dick. how 'bout you?
May 21 2012 8:19PM
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rigzz
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Had sex on the 7th floor of the Fairmont in tremblant. in the vending machine room. Was giving it to her from behind and I was keeping my back pushed against the door so if someone wanted to come him he couldn't, what we thought would happen happened, someone pushed on the door and I just slammed it back. haha!
May 25 2012 4:10PM
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Deluge
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This thread needs a bump
Jun 11 2012 11:08AM
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Firewood
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Worthy...
Jun 11 2012 12:52PM
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Pikachu.
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I dicovered on a summer break a long time go about the wonders of jacking... But for some reason incould only do it with like shampoo or lotion to aid me. So like the day that i discovered it i went iinto our hotel bathroom (on vacation of course) and did it. Im almost 100% sure that i was being very loud and im sure that my family heard... Awkward. Also fapping ioutside is fun
Jun 11 2012 9:02PM
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Tucker*
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Back to the top.
Jul 20 2012 2:37AM
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TheMEXICAN
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Airplane bathroom my I pod and laptop went dead and there was like 10 minutes before we landed and I almost made it back to my seat before we touched the ground fucking epic!!!!!!!!
Jul 20 2012 2:44AM
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fupaface
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oh man, there are some weird mother fuckers on this site
Jul 20 2012 2:52AM
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LIL-WAT
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Did you only just realise this?
Jul 20 2012 2:59AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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Actually fapping/sex on an airplane is usually pretty safe assuming you're travelling over country borders or overseas, as OP was. It's because of the differences between country's laws regarding public sex, so really if you get caught depending on where you are it's a slap on the wrists.
Jul 20 2012 4:51AM
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Ciara
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Was on a full bus in Dublin and witnessed two goths wanking/fingering eachother.
Wern't holding back at all... licking eachother's faces and having what I assume they thought were discrete orgasms.
It was not a pretty sight.

Have had sex while boyfriend's parents were in the next room plenty of times.
Jul 20 2012 5:17AM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Sex on plane, check.
Sex on Train, check.
Sex on observation deck, check.
Sex in car, check.
Getting head whilst driving a car, check.
Having sex in the woods on the skihill, check.


Anyone have more locations to try?
Jul 20 2012 7:30AM
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Ciara
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that's just annoying -k
Jul 20 2012 7:57AM
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lord-steezus
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sex on the flight for life bird after you try sex on the highway.
Jul 20 2012 8:07AM
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JzD.
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Love when this thread gets bumped
Jul 20 2012 1:34PM
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