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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
Posts: 184 - Karma: 109
Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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no_steeze
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i'm noticing a trend in your posts...when you get frightened...you...ejaculate!
Dec 13 2011 9:59AM
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Casual.
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2 summers ago I worked at pioneer courthouse square which is literally right in downtown Portland and one day there was two people having
Dec 13 2011 3:01PM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
Sex under a blanket on one of the benches... I immediately walked the other direction. Shoulda kicked em out but wasnt feelin it
Dec 13 2011 3:02PM
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Chlamydia
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got a bj while going through the drive up at mcdonalds she didnt stop as they handed me my food.
Dec 13 2011 3:13PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
i banged my trashy girlfriend in her one bedroom motell that her and her family lived in at the time and they were all there
Dec 13 2011 4:12PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
Very solid defense mechanism
Dec 13 2011 4:19PM
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qbehr
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a hottub
Dec 13 2011 4:22PM
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Poems
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indeed
Dec 13 2011 4:24PM
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3000
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this
Dec 13 2011 4:44PM
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Ski_Alot
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once wanked in an outhouse 50 feet from other people at my camp with sunscreen... bad idea not much lubrication. also fingered a girl outside a dance not very far from my friends. i also know akid who routinely wanks while talking with people, its okay cuz hes a sick kid
Dec 13 2011 5:10PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,654
once wanked in an outhouse 50 feet from other people at my camp with sunscreen... bad idea not much lubrication. also fingered a girl outside a dance not very far from my friends. i also know akid who routinely wanks while talking with people, its okay cuz hes a sick kid
Dec 13 2011 5:10PM
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Logey.
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had sex in a lake while my friends were fishing like 100 feet away. pretty cool i guess
Dec 13 2011 6:24PM
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.Jacob
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On behemoth in Canada's Wonderland

I assume I was the first person to ever do it. it was also in the front seat of the whole thing, twas intense.

/claim
Dec 13 2011 6:57PM
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Fritz_Wetherbee
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I'm not gonna link it, buuuuut. Has anyone seen the fearless fapper video?

FUCKING HILARIOUS
Dec 13 2011 7:15PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Me and my first girlfriend fooled around in a playplace at a Baptist preschool, she also used to do stuff to me in every single movie we ever saw regardless of where we sat or who was around.

.......those were the good times
Dec 13 2011 7:21PM
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EricaMN.
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This channel marker. you can sort of see it, its that small black line slightly to the right of the right bridge support.

had to kayak about half a mile, tie up my kayak, and climb the sketchy coast guard ladder to reach the 9 square foot top.

Dec 14 2011 11:41PM
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EricaMN.
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fuck
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Dec 14 2011 11:42PM
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kamron_708
Posts: 944 - Karma: 1,129
As the bare skin condom commercial comes on.... WTF?!?!?
Dec 15 2011 12:00AM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
In a large tent in sleeping bags with my whole family. Fap fap.
Dec 15 2011 12:21AM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
You mean Red Auerbach.
Dec 15 2011 12:54AM
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Davy.Crockett
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this thread is hilarious but seriously, wanking at school, especially in class crosses the fucking line. shits fucked. proud to say i've never wanked in school
Dec 15 2011 2:07AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
What the fuck?
Dec 15 2011 2:14AM
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ORDEAL
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Holy shit i burst out laughing

thank you
Dec 17 2011 10:41AM
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JzD.
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Agreed
Jan 17 2012 9:00AM
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Bonzalo
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epic danger wanking
Jan 17 2012 10:05AM
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RickAstley
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dude that isn't even possible. the strap goes right over your crotch. you wouldn't even be able to get to you dick but nice try
Jan 17 2012 10:46AM
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saxon
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i read some, so i have to post :P

with my girlfriend, my parents wouldn't go to bed/leave the immediate area, so we went outside and did it, but right under the window where they were watching tv. good thing they didn't stand up...

slash ^^^ on behemoth, WTF? lol
Mar 23 2012 11:40PM
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Timmy.
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holy bump...
with my now ex girlfriend she has 2 movie theaters in her basement, yeah fuckin rich, we were in one her parents were in the other, and they are EXTREMELY catholic conservative haahaha
Mar 23 2012 11:44PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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great thread idea man, for me its probably in a pool, in my neighbors house, they weren't home but they could of came back at anytime
Mar 23 2012 11:47PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
l love this thread
Mar 27 2012 10:50AM
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saskskierftw
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Mar 27 2012 11:09AM
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alex=
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I was in 7th grade my mom ran into the grocery store for 2 minutes so i decided to spank the monkey. Got it off in the grocery store parking lot with people parked right beside me.
Mar 27 2012 11:36AM
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ItsAlwaysSunny
Posts: 265 - Karma: 85
such a true statement. danger and adrenaline makes sex/wanking x10 better

wanked in an airport bathroom, layover was 8 hours what else is there to do?
and sex in a gondola was by far the best ive done
Mar 27 2012 12:06PM
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Mr.Misty
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My best friend and i scored twins on two occasions, of course it was in one of the twins dorm and there bunk beds. Im happy to have shared that experience with him haha
Mar 27 2012 2:51PM
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MADDECENT
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Threads.
Mar 27 2012 3:32PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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beyond entertaining. keep em comin
Mar 27 2012 3:46PM
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armadaski44
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update: adding on the lift, got head in the student parking lot at high school. We hit a speed bump when I was moving the car cuz a secuirty guard was coming and she choked...made me laugh so hard
Mar 27 2012 8:47PM
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Algebra
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My friends brother got head in 8th grade in the middle of te hallway inbetween classes. And was caught on camera.
Mar 27 2012 8:54PM
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Davin
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not me but some girl gave my friend dome in the athletic trainer's room and they got it on camera. DO NOT GET CAUGHT!
Mar 27 2012 9:50PM
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no_steeze
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the logic behind people making decisions like that is just beyond me
Mar 27 2012 10:22PM
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Lucas
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Really? Sounds like a good time.
Mar 27 2012 10:24PM
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blackmamba.
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feel like i've already posted in here. either way, got horny in grade 8 english class. went to the washroom. beat off in the stall. managed to unload in the toilet. went back to class. no one walked in or anything, but i felt good regardless.
Mar 27 2012 10:28PM
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Rusticles
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My GF and I went to visit my parents, they were gone, popped in a porno in the basement, mid sex Mom and Dad came home, I turn off the TV but not the DVD player and run to my room as I was ass naked, GF pulled down her skirt and rearanged her top, Mom comes downstairs and notices the DVD player still playing.  GF passes it off as ski movie without turning the TV on.

GF and I were watching a Porn together while I was house sitting for my aunt,  A week after she gets back the porn rental store calls and informs me I returned gone with the wind instead of the porno.  I realise the Porn is still in her DVD player.  I quickly make arrangements to have dinner at her house and sneakily exchange the DVDs.

Have some more good ones just gotta remember them.

As for danger wanking, while Im driving on a regular basis (weekly), even in a company truck during work hours.  The trick is to get the kleenex ready before you finish as cleanup is difficult while driving.

Mar 29 2012 2:14PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
I've got some good stories for this.

-I've gotten head in one of the buildings of my school.
-Got a handjob on a packed coach bus completely packed, including 20 of my friends.
-Had sex in the bathroom of a restaurant where the door didn't lock.
-And my personal favorite, had sex on the floor of my hotel room while my sister was passed out drunk just around the corner. That was a funny morning.

Planning on joining the mile high club in a few months. Anyone have any experience with this or know anything about the legality of it?
Mar 29 2012 3:31PM
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ski93
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lol who goes on tumbler these days
Mar 29 2012 3:35PM
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Casual.
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Had sex in a high school parking lot, had sex in a college parking lot, had sex at a playground, got dome at a different playground, got done at a buddies house while a bunch of people were there, wanked in the bathroom in middle school, yeah.
Mar 29 2012 3:38PM
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