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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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SSteezle
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hahaha. what the fuck
Dec 1 2011 7:42PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51491 - Karma: 160,658
total nansfest
Dec 1 2011 7:44PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240
In class with two girls sitting one chair away from me, i was dared to do it.
Dec 1 2011 7:55PM
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Dirtyyy
Posts: 206 - Karma: 55
got an HJ in my exs living room when her mom was just around the corner in kitchen. I came on the floor. Also on a couch next to her brothers who were playing FIFA at the time while I was fingering her clowncar (had a blanket on us).
Dec 1 2011 8:10PM
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gaddafski
Posts: 165 - Karma: 111
in the bathroom of the museum of science, there were neanderthal titties
Dec 11 2011 12:23PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
one time i was on a grey hound bus to go skiing, and it was the middle if the night and i was the only one on the bus so i just went to the back of the bus. i didnt even have to be discrete.

another time i was went with my ex's family on vacation, and the whole family was sitting in the living room watching a football game or something. i was on a short couch with my girl with a big blanket thrown over both of us and she started undoing my pants and givin me the ol' jerky turkey. then i returned the favor, and i literally made eye contact with both of her parents while my hand was inside their daughters vag. the best part about it was that i learned that she can take off her panties without taking off her pants. mind = blown.
Dec 11 2011 12:38PM
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-GL-
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 37
Not that impressive but I got a hj and returned the favor to my girlfriend in her basement on her couch while her freind was sitting on the floor watching a movie. Also a couple weeks later her mom walked in on me and my girlfriend and my pants were off, she flipped out.

But for danger wank i'd say public restroom and I think once on an airplane
Dec 11 2011 1:52PM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
whilst camping, it was intense
Dec 11 2011 4:01PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
how?
Dec 11 2011 4:05PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
Got a HJ on a packed night club dance floor from a chick right up by the dj booth once. Then went home with said female and finished the deal. A cooler story has never been said.
Dec 11 2011 4:33PM
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MikeVicksTOPDOG
Posts: 339 - Karma: 391
my friend did it with a chilles bathroom they had free wifi
Dec 11 2011 5:07PM
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
Got my first handie on the couch while a movie was playing and the girls parents were upstairs. the room we were in was directly at the bottom of the stairs with no door and im layin there with my pants half off. lets just say i hoped her parents would make alot of noise and walk down stairs slowly..
Dec 11 2011 5:12PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
im not sure, it took place under the blanket
Dec 11 2011 5:13PM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
threads, but no danger wanking for me nothing special
Dec 11 2011 5:13PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Haha I'm going to sheepishly toss these in. Danger hookups

1. back in the day...the first time i gave the then-boyfriend a handjob (and his consequential return) was at a sleepover (my parents let me?) with people sleeping on the couch next to us

2. in a hot tub while on a ski vaca with his family, fooled around while the fam was inside. his little sister walked out and my bikini top was off, not a fun moment

3. bored at a party in the summer, we were walking around the neighborhood and in almost plain sight did the usual under a tree on someones lawn. someone with their dog walked by, pretty sure they saw us
Dec 11 2011 5:14PM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
danger hookups

got a bj in a library study room

got a bj as we watched a band play in the back of the lawn, people walked by and saw

on a beach in plain view of the road

hooked up with my RA in the RA office in my freshman dorm. continued to hook up with RA for the rest of freshman year

in a car in the woods (right off the road)
Dec 11 2011 5:20PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51491 - Karma: 160,658
I skull fucked a young girl at the scene of the accident before the ambulance/cops showed up.


claim
Dec 11 2011 5:23PM
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987321654hgfd
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Here...
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Dec 11 2011 5:26PM
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987321654hgfd
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Bigger pic. Also it was in body armor and once with my NODs on.
Dec 11 2011 5:29PM
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987321654hgfd
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FUCK triple post

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Dec 11 2011 5:31PM
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sneds
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questionable
Dec 11 2011 5:35PM
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theabortionator
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IT wasn't like she was 6 or anything. She had to have been 12-13
Dec 11 2011 5:55PM
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WestWoods
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Once I was with my a girl and her family and for some reason they enjoy sleeping in sleeping bags in their living room so they can watch movies. When I was doing the this with them it was this girl, her mom, and her little sister and brother. This girl sent me a oic of her rubbing herself and I sent a one of me going at it. I played like I needed some tissue and then finished inside my sleeping bag while staring into the eyes of this girl.


Looking back it seems weird. Whatever.
Dec 11 2011 6:23PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
fucked on the altar of a church in the middle of town on a sunday evening, doors were open and she was NOT quiet.
Dec 11 2011 6:25PM
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Mister.F
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threadzferlater
Dec 11 2011 6:29PM
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theabortionator
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You finished staring into the eyes of her little sister?
Dec 11 2011 6:47PM
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WestWoods
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And mother, and little brother, because im the sick kid you should never let in the house, because Im snatchin yo people up tryna rape em. So Hide, and I will find them, because THERE IS NO SUCH THING as too young!
Dec 11 2011 6:54PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I once wanked in the woman's changing room of this really big and crowded warehouse in Amsterdam.

It was a dare...I finished on the inside of a dress and hung it back when I was done.
Dec 11 2011 7:34PM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
in a value village change room. i came in a pair of pants i'd tried on and didnt like. i hung them back up.

sincere apology to whoever tried those pants on next.
Dec 11 2011 7:34PM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
wack. same deal man.
Dec 11 2011 7:41PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Dec 11 2011 7:44PM
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theabortionator
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Also I did some really disturbing shit I could post in this thread but fuck that shit.
Dec 11 2011 7:49PM
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JStrathern
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Ahhh something like this happened to me.. it was late at night after a party and they thought everyone was asleep (we were all in the basement sleeping anywhere there was space) and they just went at it on a squeaky mattress.. it was scarring
Dec 11 2011 7:51PM
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based
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Fingered a girl / got a handjob in a car while her mom was driving. got a blowjob and bent a girl over the sink in a hotel bathroom while my mom was sleeping, and just a few weeks ago on Thanksgiving with about 40 people in my house got a blowjob in the bathroom from my gf. Also got road dome/fingered my girl while driving on short and long trips
Dec 11 2011 7:51PM
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BUBZ
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airplane bathroom flying home from switzwerland, got bored
Dec 12 2011 12:41AM
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theabortionator
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my thoughts exactly
Dec 12 2011 1:25AM
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TOAST.
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just died laughing. That is why you use commas
Dec 12 2011 8:00AM
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no_steeze
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i had sex on a public beach with several people on it. she was on top so i put my jacket over her bare ass so if anyone walked by it would look like we were just making out and moving a lot
Dec 12 2011 8:09AM
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Poems
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Thats pretty fucking epic. As for me, i was in bed and my mom walked in right as i was about to cum. And in a full Shop-Rite bathroom when i was like 11. And in a pool.
Dec 12 2011 8:42AM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
Ski Lift.
In the forest skiing trail thingy.
In the same room as my aunt, she was sleeping.
In the kitchen while my mom was in the livingroom, with no door.
In the same room as my friends, 1 feet away from a girl, they could'nt tell though.
In the same bed as my sister when I was like 11 or something, she was sleeping (luckily).
School hallway.
Public showers when no people.

And many, many, many more.
And guess what, I have not been busted 1 single time as far as I know lol....
Dec 12 2011 10:52AM
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CheddarJack
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At the top of the tallest tree in the woods behind my house. Adr
Dec 12 2011 11:06AM
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CheddarJack
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Adrenaline makes it a whole lot better.
Dec 12 2011 11:07AM
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GDeals
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threads for ideas
Dec 12 2011 2:30PM
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armadaski44
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my girlfriend gave me head at the beach in this abandonded house, the danger part being there is no front of the house, its literally wideopen to the beach and you cans ee everything inside clearly since the wall has been knocked down. Think of it as looking into a room with the door wideopen. Well someone walked by and i told her to stop cuz they stopped and stared but i got scared and nutted on her face when she stopped. It was cool
Dec 12 2011 3:29PM
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armadaski44
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also fucked her in a changing room at the mall, forget which store; in a bamboo forest at the public park, joined the mile high club on the way to colorado, fingered her while her sister was sitting next to the couch we were on, she bit my shoulder to keep from screaming, it was cool. anddddd she was giving me head when her mom almost walked in on us and i busted all over her tits right before she got her shirt on by accident. winning.
Dec 12 2011 3:37PM
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Poems
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I'm calling bullshit with all three of these.
Dec 12 2011 5:13PM
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RickAstley
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I don't really do danger wanking but danger sex yes. Some sketchy places:

-On the lawn of the oldest parliament building in the world on the Faeroe Islands
-In a forest at a boarding school in england, 5 meters from the footpath
-In the unlocked laundry room of a hostel
-On a pool table in a hotel
-In a bathroom at school
Dec 12 2011 5:46PM
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theabortionator
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Obvious bullshit claim thread is obvious.




Make ridiculous claims on the internet




?????????




Profit
Dec 12 2011 5:47PM
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based
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ahaha should've proofread that one
Dec 12 2011 11:13PM
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