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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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leahey
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Jan 23 2011 5:25PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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I can't even fathom the awkwardness.
Jan 23 2011 5:33PM
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FerrisBueller
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ohmy god i would die to have this
Jan 23 2011 5:49PM
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*AMILLZ*
Posts: 207 - Karma: 10
bathroom of a restaurant in holland.
Jan 23 2011 5:51PM
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Emma_Watson
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hahaha
Jan 23 2011 5:53PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
almost whipped it out while driving today but then i thought better of it

what the fuck are you supposed to do when you finish?
Jan 23 2011 5:56PM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
Eat it?
Jan 23 2011 6:00PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
hahaha.
Jan 23 2011 6:03PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Problem, sir?
Jan 23 2011 6:24PM
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no_steeze
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ah...gay
Jan 23 2011 6:54PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
remember, its only gay if you like it
Jan 23 2011 7:01PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
on live tv behind a reporter
May 18 2011 11:32PM
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ryano
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i thought this as soon as i read the post. then saw your post. so i'm posting this to tell you that.
May 18 2011 11:33PM
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YoungYonk
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this one kid did it in the back of the science class during the class, he used a bag to cover his dick like he legit had it out, it was wack

May 18 2011 11:43PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
In the doctors office before the doctor came in.
May 18 2011 11:45PM
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KravtZ
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on multiple very very long car drives i had to drive solo i would get so amped to fap after thinking about some girls for so long that i just did it into a sock...had to drive so iw as not near other cars or higher trucks
May 18 2011 11:49PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Um, I honestly don't even know how many parking lots and public places I had teh seks in. Sometimes you get out of dinner/the movie/a bar/hospital/christening and you just want to go at it... And by sometimes I mean every time hahahaha. Just stop moving if people walk by. They're like T-rexes, if neither of you move they can't see you lol


As for getting your pole polished tho???

I've gotten a helping hand in a cab from a girl with two other people in the backseat with us

I've gotten a Clapton (slow hand) in the backseat with her parents driving back in the day

I've gotten a partial in a full elevator

Quincy market on the bench next to the statue of the guy with the cigar, not completed

I might be forgetting a few, but I think the rest are garden variety HJs...



And yes, wanking it WILL keep you awake, just don't finish or YOU WILL 100% DIE!!!!1!eleven!!1!
May 19 2011 12:39AM
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.jersey
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some 25 year old chick i never met before gave a hj at wiz khalifa in the crowd. that was interesting
May 19 2011 12:46AM
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no_steeze
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i got a hj on a person's front lawn while their lights were on and i'm pretty sure we were being watched but they didn't come out and say anything
May 19 2011 1:07AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Maybe their favorite little rascal was spanky.
May 19 2011 1:18AM
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zakaroo
Posts: 751 - Karma: 37
HJ on a bus back from skiing, and a BJ in the zoo in a big bush. The zoo was definitely one of the more dangerous places.
May 19 2011 1:44AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
got some more.

1. on family trips i used to do it in the shower alot and on toilets, and if it was a shitty caravan park i'd leave my mark so to speak

2. my mate reguraly has wanked in class, on the buss and in the same room as many people.

3. different mate constantly did at school and work, fucked a few chicks in random parks and the cunt left me a suprise on my birthday

4. after our school formal we all crashed in a mates garage and he and his gf spent the entire night going at it even though i was a whole foot away from them and they knew i was awake the whole night. awks in the morning
May 19 2011 1:56AM
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T.MARTIN
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lol theron.
May 19 2011 1:57AM
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GayWolf420
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May 19 2011 2:00AM
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Anathema
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climbing the rope in gym class

it feels so good

but people are watching

pretend im trying to climb higher

orrrrgaaaassmmmm

ok im coming back down!
May 19 2011 2:11AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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my friend got a handjob on a plane, not in the bathroom, AND his dad was on the plane.
May 19 2011 2:14AM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
The story please
May 19 2011 2:15AM
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timmi
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Two friends of mine started having sex while we were in a 6 bedroom hostel with myself and 3 others. We all kinda pretended it didn't happen, then eventually we couldn't take it, burst out laughing and started applauding them.
May 19 2011 2:16AM
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Farquaharson
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 246
sorry, you're how old? you still climb ropes in gym? we only had ropes and such in gym until grade 7.... YOU'RE TWELVE? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ORGASMS? Only assumptions for lawlz :)
May 19 2011 2:33AM
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hoodratz47
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WTF QUINCY MARKET... what kind of hand job is that.... she wrap your dick in corned beef and rye bread?
May 19 2011 5:03AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

No, but that would be super hawt.

May 19 2011 10:57AM
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Bubba-Snax
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got a handy in a hot tub while her family was outside BBQ-ing.
May 19 2011 11:21AM
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Utard
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Driving on the freeway
May 19 2011 12:07PM
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Orrin
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In the woods personally.

Funny story...my friend and I got back to mine after a party and he slept on the floor quite near to me in my room. After around 2 hours of lying in bed I heard this rustling noise coming from his direction and was horrified when I realised that he was having a power wank in his sleeping bag. So awkward. I just pretended he wasn't  doing anything and tried to get to sleep.

This thread is hilarious, I've lol'd so many times. Some of them are really hard to believe and others are plain gay.
May 19 2011 12:11PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Pretty much everywhere.

Park in the day time

in the ocean on spring break with people in the water everywhere

in the car

with people in the bed next to me sleeping

bathrooms everywhere

basement at work

locker room at school

thats probably not even a 10th of the random places.
May 19 2011 12:19PM
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seward
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you must live in one of the southern states.

May 19 2011 1:55PM
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LeoSpaceman
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this is one of the most pathetic and creepy things i've ever read on this website
May 19 2011 2:11PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
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you sir are just plain weird.
May 19 2011 4:07PM
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zues
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yea right kid i'm calling bullshit on all those
May 19 2011 4:27PM
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AWALLRUS.
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lol sick thread.

mine was probably one time when i was on a ski trip with my friend, mom and sister. they all fell asleep around 11pm and i wanked in the bathroom that connected to both the rooms (it was a suite)

ive always wanted to fuck a girl on a trampoline, but not yet. :'(
May 19 2011 4:29PM
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steep
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Two kids in my grade had sex in a Macy's changing stall, at a very busy mall, on a Saturday night, while 4 of their friends waited outside while they "tried on clothes" hahahahah
May 19 2011 4:34PM
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BIGben*
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Hahaha threads.
May 19 2011 4:36PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

ok.   

First off, I'm 28.  I stopped being a kid a while back.   

Second of all, my dick has been out in more public places than your face has.  ;)  

May 19 2011 4:39PM
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PopsicleStand
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i have told this story before but i was with my gf at a water park, and basically she gave me wood by sitting on my lap and grinding the shit out of me in the hot tub, eventually i had killer blue balls, like the type that would incapacitate you, but i didnt want to ruin my day.

fast forward to holding a mostly limp dick in a soaking wet stall, next stall over a little boy around 3 is with his dad just chatting and happily taking a shit, im desperately trying to think of marisa miller or something, no lube just wet hands, freezing cold, stank ass bathroom and everything is soaking wet, bare feet and cringing... TERRIBLE.

fuck. and i wasnt that young, maybe like 15. i guess i was younger actually.
May 19 2011 5:13PM
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StreetsOfRage
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going 140 on the freeway with my ex gf. was pretty great. passing people will getting a HJ.
May 19 2011 5:28PM
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Mama.
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LOOOOOOOL this thread. Okay. I'll play.

Driving 60mph on snow? :\Numerous times too. I drive a lot. It gets boring. AHAHA.

Sleeping on the couch in my friends (married friends) studio apartment. I couldn't think about anything else and I definitely couldn't sleep.
May 19 2011 5:53PM
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Zimmerman
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ride home in the car with a friend and our dads.
May 19 2011 6:36PM
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Algebra
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Jon how m
May 19 2011 6:38PM
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Algebra
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Much do you want to bet you didn't do that
May 19 2011 6:39PM
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Zimmerman
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you caught me.
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May 19 2011 6:41PM
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