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The "lower" things thread?

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SlimDunkin.
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I know there was a higer things thread, and this is kinda like it, but what are some things that you do that make you feel like a complete scum bag...?

I'll start

Bumming a cig from my grandpa

Thinking about Selena Gomez during sex, and accidently moaning "oh Selena"


GO
Nov 27 2010 9:30PM
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GayWolf420
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Nov 27 2010 11:37PM
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Balto
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sitting down to take a huge shit, then you shit super small rat size shits, one by one by one and you sit there for 3 hours
Nov 27 2010 11:37PM
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TreePatroller
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this is for anyone who shuts the bar down on a regular occasion.

last call comes and goes without someone properly informing you, so when you realize the error, you start looking for wounded soldiers to keep yourself hydrated. doesn't matter who's it was before you, it's yours now, or until you kill it and find the next one.
Nov 27 2010 11:54PM
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GayWolf420
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You go to use a public shitter at a ski resort base or anywhere else with bathrooms the public uses and you feel like you have to take a solid shit. Then you sit down and squeeze only to your surprise, Its an explosive runny dump with loud farts.
Nov 27 2010 11:57PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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college dorm bathrooms on an all guy floor. bleh
Nov 28 2010 12:06AM
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JIBpsy^^
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running into a child skiing and hooking up with a polish slut when your both hammered

Nov 28 2010 12:08AM
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Phil-X-
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drinking warm vodka out of water bottles.


selling watered down vodka in water bottles for $10 a pop to underclassmen,
Nov 28 2010 12:17AM
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awesomeness17
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2 hour drive from 101 to Mt. High took 7 hours. Left at 6 am got there at 1 pm
Nov 28 2010 12:18AM
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chardi
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rip mitch
Nov 28 2010 12:23AM
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KatyPerry.
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I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, fuck it, cut em up!
Nov 28 2010 12:33AM
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Stickity
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yes
Nov 28 2010 12:40AM
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chardi
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i went to the store to buy a candle holder. but they were all out. so i got a cake.


that was the only one i could think of off the top of my head. i guess i gotta go watch some more on youtube. i hope i don't wake up my family.
Nov 28 2010 12:40AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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Nov 28 2010 12:42AM
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KatyPerry.
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haha it'll be worth it
Nov 28 2010 12:48AM
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Blake.P
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I had that at school a few days ago. So damn ackward
Nov 28 2010 1:38AM
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Kangbang
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after PE, looking at your ball and ass sweat...
Nov 28 2010 1:46AM
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gus555
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...i thought everyone did that
Nov 28 2010 1:47AM
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deleted5
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hate that video
Nov 28 2010 1:49AM
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skiP.E.I.
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sleeping on a fold out couch or the floor every day
farting in the vicinity of a girls face while she was trying to fix a TV
leaving garbage on the ground
breaking things that many other people have to use

Nov 28 2010 1:55AM
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SteezyOhio
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this sucks
Nov 28 2010 1:56AM
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chardi
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yea i haven't really watched it, but i know its annoying. it was just the only one i could find that worked. i just noticed that he first one is a pumpkin and the second one is an orange.
Nov 28 2010 1:57AM
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SteezyOhio
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and this thread
Nov 28 2010 1:59AM
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sack
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working at a restaurant that has pests, and having to serve people whom you know overpriced food and drinks that you wouldn't pay for.
thinking, "the food itself isn't clean, but at least the dishes directly out of the dishwasher are sanitized," and then seeing a dead cockroach in the bottom of the dishwasher
Nov 28 2010 1:59AM
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SteezyOhio
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thats a higher thing. rubbing your ball then you know, like 2 minutes later you go to scratch your lip and your fingers just wreak of smell ball sweat and goo
Nov 28 2010 2:01AM
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Uhgah
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spilling red wine onto someone else's perfectly unstained beige carpet.
Nov 28 2010 2:41AM
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flexpattern
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Hooking up with one of your best female friends one night, then realising after that you have fallen in love with her, but she just wants to stay friends.... then one of your best male friends starts dating her and then having to deal with all the awkwardness and pretending that it all doesn't bother you at all... FML
Nov 28 2010 7:33AM
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BITS
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this! haha :D
Nov 28 2010 7:35AM
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Trollolo
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Boning my friends little sister
Nov 28 2010 11:36AM
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_Ryan_
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pissing your pants because you think you can hold it but then you cant, even though theres a washroom like 20 feet away

-_-'

(i was 8 yrs old)   

Nov 28 2010 12:00PM
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Tha_Wizard
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going in my friends dorm room, seeing a coke , taking a big sip, realizing its dip spit...
Nov 28 2010 12:02PM
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Whifazoo
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yes, this
Nov 28 2010 1:08PM
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Chief.Queef
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i do this. except im a freshman in highschool. and i sell for 15. shit selss fast too
Nov 28 2010 1:26PM
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ECB
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GTFO
Nov 28 2010 1:27PM
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dex.
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when she doesnt go to jared
Nov 28 2010 1:36PM
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hoodratz47
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when your at the mtn, and you have to shit and you run into the shitter pull your pants down but since your pants are baggy and your ski boots are on.. your legs dont get wide enough. so when you sit down your dick does not aim at the bowl but the bottom of your ski pants... so you shit and piss and your piss goes on the back of your ski pants and all over the floor and you only notice when your done.. laugh and leave!.


also... when your friends little sisters freind is like.. hey jim i turn 18 tommrow.!!!! and im like... daummmmm

when your at a party and kids ask you what its like to be 30!!!! im not 30 btw

Nov 28 2010 1:39PM
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ButteredToast.
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DRINK. THE HOT. KOOLAID.

I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
Nov 28 2010 1:44PM
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KatyPerry.
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actually hot iced tea (made from iced tea mix) is actually pretty delicious
Nov 28 2010 1:49PM
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yellav
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wat
Nov 28 2010 2:05PM
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KatyPerry.
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hot water + iced tea mix = hot iced tea
Nov 28 2010 2:18PM
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B_Sellegren
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itchy gooch...
Nov 28 2010 2:22PM
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General_Ripper
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I loled. because its so true
Nov 28 2010 2:30PM
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McFellon
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the time i peed behind the dumpster at the ski area while waiting for the bus to get us, even tho it was in partial view and there were a bunch of girls also
Nov 28 2010 2:38PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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Having your NS name be a cannabis strain name
Nov 28 2010 2:55PM
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Jake...
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lol at your failed triforce ^

Nov 28 2010 3:01PM
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dex.
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what? i believe you posted in the wrong thread

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/523803/
Nov 28 2010 3:03PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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On purpose...
Nov 28 2010 3:07PM
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Jake...
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yeah and grizzley adams has a beard
Nov 28 2010 3:14PM
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bobandy
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grizzly adams did have a beard
Nov 28 2010 3:19PM
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