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The "lower" things thread?

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SlimDunkin.
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I know there was a higer things thread, and this is kinda like it, but what are some things that you do that make you feel like a complete scum bag...?

I'll start

Bumming a cig from my grandpa

Thinking about Selena Gomez during sex, and accidently moaning "oh Selena"


GO
Nov 27 2010 9:30PM
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introvert
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Hot Kool-Aid.
Nov 27 2010 9:38PM
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Noss.
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pulling up ur pants before you are done peeing.....
Nov 27 2010 9:38PM
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Heyawhatsup
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Nose picking
Nov 27 2010 9:39PM
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8088
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cereal with room temperature milk...YIKES
Nov 27 2010 9:43PM
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Relish_man
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chugging half a glass of milk before realizing its gone sour
or
finding a bug in the bottom of the glass youve been drinking from
Nov 27 2010 9:44PM
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senorpuppy
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having to bum a ride from someone nicee i feel like im takiing advantage of them

Nov 27 2010 9:45PM
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captainEMERICA
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Masturbating to the little kids in the park across the street from my house on my porch.


Nov 27 2010 9:46PM
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chardi
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or hot gatorade? basically any hot ade is bad. or any drink that is not supposed to be hot but is cold. or any liquid that is supposed to be hot, but cold.
Nov 27 2010 9:47PM
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No_Dub
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lol




Driving MY car places. It grosses me out.
Nov 27 2010 9:48PM
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senorpuppy
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another one finding a hair in your food after eating it for a while
Nov 27 2010 9:50PM
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chardi
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i'm actually starting to get nauseous from this thread.


and i think he meant stuff that you do, no stuff that you find in your milk hahaha
Nov 27 2010 9:51PM
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Meases_Pieces
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i disagree sir. coffee and tea are supposed to be hot but are wonderful cold. or may i suggest pizza?
Nov 27 2010 9:52PM
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Dbit
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drunken pees in public
Nov 27 2010 9:52PM
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D1X
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http://memegenerator.net/Foul-Bachelor-Frog
Nov 27 2010 9:53PM
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BEARS.
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stains on your brand new pants on the second day of skiing
Nov 27 2010 9:54PM
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Thenowhereman42
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One time I got a bj from my good friend's girl and that was pretty much the shittiest thing I ever did in my life. And then it was worse because he was totally not a dick about it and didn't even get angry really. I would have kicked my ass and never talked to me again. Bitch just got naked in my car and asked what I wanted to do though I mean jesus. And she was bangin. And then later it turned out she had cheated on him with like 9 other people as well, almost everyone we knew.

I told him if he ever manages to seduce one of my girlfriends I won't even be mad (at him) though.
Nov 27 2010 9:59PM
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chardi
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and to add to the thread: posting memes on the internet.
Nov 27 2010 10:04PM
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Stickity
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wearing the same pair of jeans for over a week because i don't have any other jeans
Nov 27 2010 10:11PM
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Queen_Selassie
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four loko. eff dat shit
Nov 27 2010 10:21PM
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rossiskier93
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fine if theyre raw
Nov 27 2010 10:26PM
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kootenayklaus
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Buying product from Grenade gloves.
Nov 27 2010 10:26PM
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WBY
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not changing boxers for an entire week +
Nov 27 2010 10:29PM
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Cufe.
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Smelling each T-Shirt you have to see low long you have until you have to do laundry.
Nov 27 2010 10:31PM
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i.ski.NC
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Discovering that your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you do.
Nov 27 2010 10:38PM
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matt.s
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using a childs playground slide for an inrun for your back yard setup
Nov 27 2010 10:39PM
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jibjunkie
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never
Nov 27 2010 10:44PM
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TheHamburglar
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tripping running up stairs
Nov 27 2010 10:46PM
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SlimDunkin.
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I hate that
Nov 27 2010 10:46PM
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DUKES
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punching a girl in the face
Nov 27 2010 10:48PM
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i.ski.NC
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Sucks, don't it?
Nov 27 2010 10:49PM
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r0dubs
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[IMG]http://www.mortgagebrokers.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/feels-bad-man.jpg[/IMG}
Nov 27 2010 10:50PM
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Lemuel
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3 hour drive from Mount Snow to I91. Yup, it took 5 hours to drive a 2 hour drive....
Nov 27 2010 10:51PM
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KatyPerry.
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punching a guy in the balls.

or running into someone you know when you're drunk and you have decided that it's cool to smoke
Nov 27 2010 10:54PM
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DUKES
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yeah mine was accidentally on purpose, in meaning that "that bitch needs to be punched in the face", but the swing was intended for another douchebag, but ended up hitting the bitch
Nov 27 2010 10:56PM
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thesheik
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the smell of hot garbage
Nov 27 2010 11:13PM
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Evilchris
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tripping going down the "up" escalator
Nov 27 2010 11:14PM
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84891jnf92048
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the problem with this thread was that the higher things thread was almost entirely sarcastic, so all of the lower things can really be posted in the higher things thread. im gonna go bump that actually....
Nov 27 2010 11:16PM
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.frenchy
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pooping in the shower...
Nov 27 2010 11:17PM
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84891jnf92048
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3=5=2?
Nov 27 2010 11:18PM
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KatyPerry.
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that's the nice thing about escalators. they can never break; they can only become stairs. you will never see an "escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "escalator temporarily stairs."
sorry for the convenience.
Nov 27 2010 11:18PM
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1337
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but I have seen an escalator temporarily broken sign before, such a lower thing
Nov 27 2010 11:20PM
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Gnarshred
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getting a bum to buy you booze because you are underage.
^done this for the record
Nov 27 2010 11:21PM
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84891jnf92048
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you stole this joke.
Nov 27 2010 11:22PM
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KatyPerry.
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I totally did
Nov 27 2010 11:23PM
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Lemuel
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I don't live on the highway Charlie. I live 2 hours down the highway.
Nov 27 2010 11:23PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Mitch Hedberg RIP one of the best comedians ever
Nov 27 2010 11:25PM
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gus555
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cupping your balls then smelling your hand
Nov 27 2010 11:27PM
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EC-Skier
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dude yes
Nov 27 2010 11:28PM
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Leeyum
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itchy asshole.........
Nov 27 2010 11:30PM
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DUKES
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why?
Nov 27 2010 11:34PM
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