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i wish i could joke about the situation, but it's kind of hsrd when she's threatening to kill herself and blame her death on me. i'm just fuckin strode, get the fuck over me you stupid bitch
oh my god finally. it's a good thing i get free nights. all she wants is fucking attention anyway. it's really too bad i can't change my email and my phone number and my AIM screename without enormous hassles. fuck girls. i wish i was better at being a dick, but she just doesn't get it when i tell her to fuck off. IT'S BEEN SIX FUCKING MONTHS AND YOU LIVE 1500 FUCKING MILES AWAY FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO FUCKING DO WITH YOURSELF THAN FUCKING GUILT TRIPPING ME
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
shits happened to me before strode..seriously just tell her you dont care and if she does kill herself then remind yourself its not your fault, becuase crazy bitches arent your fault. plus she wont kill herself
it's hard telling a person who already has multiple scars on her wrists that you don't care if she kills herself. and i could never convince myself that it wasn't my fault
^You should probably tell her that... if she knew that guilt would torture you, she probably wouldn't consider it. If she thinks you don't care, she might. I mean... if you cared about someone enough to die over them, would you kill yourself if you knew it would hurt them? I wouldn't. It's one of the main reasons I HAVEN'T. So I think it's a good plan.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
no life is what you make it, i have no girl freind and inless im skiing i do nothing close to fun. But i get along fine, if you have clean running water and food dont bitch cuse alot of people dont even have it.
Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
- My ecnomics teacher
Lately I've worked every weekend. It rather sucks. Oh well.
Life is still fine.
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its not so bad, you just gotta take the crunchy with the smooth. for instance, bang one of that crazy broads friends/relatives. cant go wrong there. even if they are ugly and its not a great lay, it still speaks volumes
shoot your self in the foot then you will wish you still felt like you did befor you shoot your self.
Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
- My ecnomics teacher
lifes a bitch and so am i, the world owes me so fuck you
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This