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IrishDrink87
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OMG! okay, this was really funny today and i wanted to share it: so this morning, im like, 'hey mom, want to go to starbucks before i go to school?' shes like, well we'll see what time it is in the car (mines in the shop. i usually go every morn, so i just thought i would ask.). and thats fine. so we get in the car, and i have to be there in like 15 min, but shes kinda sketch about it. 'i dont know kelly, you do this all the time (she hasnt given me a ride anywhere in like 6 months) and i need to bring your brother somewhere. god. kelly, jesus.' and thats that. I DID NOT SAY ONE WORD TO HER. then we get farther. 'Fine kelly. you ALWAYS do this, and I ALWAYS give in. ugh, FINE!' so she keeps driving, im still not talking, and she looks out my window. but i think she is looking at me because in my peripheral vision, its hard to tell. so i look back. 'Kelly, god, i cant even look out the window without you taking it the wrong way. i risk this every time. YOURE SO DIFFICULT!'

do your parents ever do stupid shit like this? the only words i spoke to her were, 'can we go to starbucks this morning?' lol, shes a fucking psycho.


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IrishDrink87
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no no no, dont get me wrong, my moms tight, she just gets a little nuts some times. she let me ditch 4 classes today. but since my sister moved out, shes all crazy sometimes.


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Roy
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hahaha thats funny my friends mom does crazy shit like that all the time

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steeze_it_up
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nope duzent happen to me

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EastCoastPride
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This doesn't mean your mom is schizophrenic, it just means she hates you.


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dspin7x
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Elgato- Your mom LET you sleep to noon cause you were tired? hahahahah how old are you like 8? Does she still change your diapers too?

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hazel_32
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dspin7x.....are you always a jackass.....




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nkmo.
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My gf's mom is fucking crazy. The other week we were just chilling at her house and her mom came in and fucking went off on her. She started calling her a whore and a slut, and that the only things she'd ever amount to in life was to be a stripper. Mind you, this girl has been a 4.0 student all 4 years in highschool, is in numerous extracurricular service groups, and is pretty much on full scholarship to university. I swear to god her moms bipolar, she scares the shit out of me.


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SohCahToa
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your moms tight? tell her to ring me up...but seriously, i would probably hate you if you were my kid
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lineskier10
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ya my mom freaks out and shit like that all the time, i cant remember specific things she says but she makes shit up and freaks out and yells at me and i dont say shit to her
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sporegasm
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Your mom isnt Schizophrenic. She's simply sick of you. I lived with 2 clients whom is Paranoid Schizoprenic & Autism with Schizoprenic for 4 months. Your mother doesnt share similar charactersics that Schizoprenics have.
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GeneralButtNaked
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my mom does it sometimes but its usually when shes smashed.





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IrishDrink87
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to clear things up. i know my mom doesnt hate me cause she does shit for me ALL THE TIME without me asking. she is so sweet to me, but sometimes she just goes crazy


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SohCahToa
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she must be crazy if she doesnt hate you...but that tight thing, yeah. have her call
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Snubluck
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that's a very, very horrible use of schizophrenia...

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michelle
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^I agree with you. I hate it when people say they are 'going schizto' or some shit like that and they just think that means screaming for no reason. It isn't that at all. That's maybe 1 small symptom that people get. It's actually not screaming, they just get irritable (sp).
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michelle
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*Schizo rather.
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jksl
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maybe these random outburts are her letting out all her anger that she has for you, that she bottles up while being nice to you

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homestead
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schizophrenic isnt multiple personality disorder. they are two different things. schizophrenia is much wierder


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3ski6guy0
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thats not skitzophrenia. thats just stupid


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IrishDrink87
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jesus christ, you guys get irritated with really lame things. you need to find something better and more positive to focus on. if things like me saying my mom is a schitzo bothers you that much, you really need to learn to get over it.


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Ahmets_Brother
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your momsa bitcfh...you should of gave her a black eye,stole her car,stole her money, then went to starbucks

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SohCahToa
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thing is, they seem to be bothered by ignorant misuse of words. things like schizophrenia may be taken more seriously by others, notably those who arent dumbasses
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3ski6guy0
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NO!! I WIlL NOT GET OVER IT! THIS POST HAS MADE MY IQ DROP 4000000 POINTS! THANKS!!


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Ahmets_Brother
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FUCK...MY MOM TURNED INTO A BITCH TODAY....YOU JINGED ME!!!!!

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flexmacman
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One of my good friend's was diagnosed a schizophrenic............he's been dead now for 2yr's
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IrishDrink87
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^sucks


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nkmo.
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If anything your mom would be bipolar, not schizo.


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sporegasm
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If you're actually a schizoprenic, you wouldnt be able to manage the daily routines you currently have on your schedules.

Hell I lived with 2 (Austism with Schizoprenic & Paranoid Schizoprenic with failed sensory outputs) of them for 4 months. It was pretty interesting experiences, and I learned a lot from them.
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petek
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i like sex



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21 years ago
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petek
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sorry, we like sex.



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d-loc
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haha hows that schizophrenia?



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21 years ago
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hazel_32
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bwahahaha.....petek.....golden...


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