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okay so i was just thinking about this but most the time when i take a shit it's all soft serve and i have to wipe like 30 fucking times to have a nice clean ass. it's like wiping peanut butter out of carpet! every now and then though i'll drop a solid healthy log and it'll require very little clean up, a wipe or 2 at most. my question is what are certain things i should be eating to increase my chances of a nice solid poop?



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