Replying to Excuse me, United States of America

I have just recently visited thy glorious nation, and from what I saw there seems to be not a single fast food restaurant providing the delicious dish of Kebab meat assorted by corn, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and cucumber served in a pita bread, commonly known as Kebab in a pita. Am I correct in saying this?

If you are not familiar with said dish, it simply the peak of fast wood, one of mans most glorious inventions, a gift from the divine. It also looks like vomit, but here's a picture regardless:

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