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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
Apparently I walked right past my ex-girlfriend at the movie theater without recognizing her. I get a text saying "Thanks for talking to me jerk." So, what shall i text back? Best answer gets sent.
Nov 21 2010 10:33PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Say " THAT WAS YOU! i didnt recognize you with that extra 20 pounds since the break up"

change it as you see fit.
Nov 21 2010 10:34PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
"im sorry, what color is your underwear?"
Nov 21 2010 10:35PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
Why would I want to talk to a bitch? That's why we broke up.
Nov 21 2010 10:35PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
reply with something in spanish
Nov 21 2010 10:35PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
Who?
Nov 21 2010 10:35PM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
can i tap that?
Nov 21 2010 10:36PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
YES^
Nov 21 2010 10:36PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
"sorry, ive been with so many dirty whores i just dont know who to say hi to anymore"

or just go with

"please accept my deepest apologies"
Nov 21 2010 10:37PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
"fuck you"
Nov 21 2010 10:37PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
Nah, I'd rather go with something that isn't the truth. Keep them coming.
Nov 21 2010 10:38PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Why don't you just text back, "Sorry, I didn't see you, otherwise I would have said hi."

No real reason to be a douchebag.
Nov 21 2010 10:38PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i'm sorry...who is this?
Nov 21 2010 10:39PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
oh alrighty then, i beleive the gaining 20 pounds one is quite easily the best so far
Nov 21 2010 10:39PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Ok , lets get this straight . Do you want them to be douchey or respectful becuase you still like her ?
Nov 21 2010 10:39PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
I don't talk to crack whores in public.
Nov 21 2010 10:39PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
She once asked me to act more dumb because she didn't like how i made her feel dumb.
Nov 21 2010 10:40PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
im not in the mood for a sandwich.
Nov 21 2010 10:40PM
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black_mamba
Posts: 566 - Karma: 12
this.
Nov 21 2010 10:40PM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
just text her back and be like, "who is this?"
Nov 21 2010 10:41PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
This is winning so far. Mostly because it is funny and easy to type with my available letters. (E,U,O,R,P are not working on my phone. Really a bitch when i want to talk about Europe.)
Nov 21 2010 10:42PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
thats too mature
Nov 21 2010 10:42PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
This, gentlemen, is how you get laid.
Nov 21 2010 10:42PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
*this post is relevant/correct*
Nov 21 2010 10:43PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
"i was struck speechless by your beauty..NOT..actually I was afraid that I would vomit if I opened my mouth."
Nov 21 2010 10:46PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
♥
Nov 21 2010 10:46PM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
People suggesting polite, mature responses need to leave NSG.
Nov 21 2010 10:50PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
I feel like I've let most of you down. Other than the people with morals who posted. I pussied out and sent "Aw damn i missed yo fine ass." I apologize. At least I could still get some though. Glass half full, NS, glass half full.
Nov 21 2010 10:51PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
I woulda went the same route as you , but not as black.
Nov 21 2010 10:54PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
i didnt know anybody went to the movies on sunday nights...
Nov 21 2010 10:57PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
yeah i same scenario happen to me and i not a single fuck was given
Nov 21 2010 11:29PM
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Iget
Posts: 485 - Karma: 46

"Wait, since when did I let you text while cooking?"

Nov 21 2010 11:33PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
fucking an ex, especially an annoying one, is commonly known to be a huge fucking mistake.
Nov 22 2010 9:55AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
thisthisthisthis holy shit this..... NEVER FUCK YOUR EX IF YOU BROKE UP WITH HER
Nov 22 2010 9:59AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Yeah. I know. I was quoting him in his genral "nice-ness" and mature response.
Nov 22 2010 10:21AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
this
Nov 22 2010 1:22PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
"i am deeply insulted that you could accuse me of doing such a horrible felony with malicious intent. i didnt see you, go fuck yourself"
Nov 22 2010 1:24PM
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Boob.
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
send her nudes
Nov 22 2010 1:27PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines (the crown group of the superorder Chelonia), characterised by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs that acts as a shield. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic—see also sea turtle, terrapin, tortoise, and the discussion below.
The order Testudines includes both extant (living) and extinct species. The earliest known turtles date from 215 million years ago, making turtles one of the oldest reptile groups and a more ancient group than lizards, snakes and Crocodiles. Of the many species alive today some are highly endangered.
Like other reptiles, turtles are ectotherms—varying their internal temperature according to the ambient environment, commonly called cold-blooded. However, leatherback sea turtles have noticeably higher body temperature than surrounding water because of their high metabolic rate.
Like other amniotes (reptiles, dinosaurs, birds, and mammals), they breathe air and do not lay eggs underwater, although many species live in or around water. The largest turtles are aquatic.
Nov 22 2010 1:30PM
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Gstrong
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Nov 22 2010 1:37PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
noob
Nov 22 2010 1:38PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
Ive got a good one.

"Sorry, i walked right past you, and didnt see you."
Nov 22 2010 1:40PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
im going to ignore this post (wink wink)
Nov 22 2010 1:41PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
looks like unicorn is gettin some e-lovin tonight.
Nov 22 2010 1:42PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37390 - Karma: 120,133
So your ex-girlfriend got mad at you for not saying hi to her? Shes your ex-girlfriend for fucks sake. Theres a reason that you didn't say hi to her...
Nov 22 2010 1:43PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Ina-pro-pro!!!





But in all seriousness....Fuck One, Marry One, Kill One: uni-corn, Andy Parry, Ryan Reynolds. I'd kill Andy, and screw Ryan and marry uni-corn.
Nov 22 2010 1:46PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
but if u kill the unicorn you can live forevah by drinking its blood!
Nov 22 2010 1:49PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i would marry ryan, fuck uni-corn, and kill andy.
Nov 22 2010 1:50PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
fuuuuuu. I never thought of this....but eh, my list still stands.
Nov 22 2010 1:51PM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268
lolllll
Nov 22 2010 1:52PM
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