So the other night i went to a party with some friends. we were all hanging out, having a good time, drinkin and just hangin out. i got home and i had a little too much to drink, actually a lot too much. so i went to my basement and watched some tv on the couch and went on my laptop. after a little while, i thought it would be a good idea to whip out my debit card, and order porn on the internet. next thing i know, i had spent 80 bucks on a one year subscription to a porn site. this was bad, very bad. i woke up in the morning and realized what i had done. i tried calling the site, but they told me they dont give refunds. so there i am, screwed out of 80 bucks. but theres even more. the next day i went to the bank and tried to use the ATM, which told me my card was denied. so i went inside the bank and asked for help. the employee looked around in his system for 30 minutes and could not figure out what was wrong. then my mom called me saying there was a voicemail at home from the bank fraud detection services that there were mysterious charges. so i called them back and they told me there were weird charges that i needed to identify or decline, and that they had frozen my whole bank account. i considered denying the charges, but realized that they would have the police investigate if i decline because its identity theft. so i had to confirm cahrges to this site. it was super embarassing, and now my bank is 80 bucks lower. this is why not to keep a credit/debit card next to you when you drink.
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