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Some People are just stupid.
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Today at school i was just sitting with my friends in the commons, and this kid who is 6'5 230 pounds comes in and starts choking me, i have never talked to this kid before in my life, hes yelling in my face 'Talking shit about me you little faggot?' What i want to know is why some peopel are so stupid. It later turned out that iwas the wrong kid, anyways for choking me, and being caught on camera while doing it shes suspended for 5 days(we have 4 days left all exams) so now he has to come in during summer to take them. Sorry if you find this post pointless, i needed to type it out.
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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I'm imagining the Simpsons wher Homer is choking Bart. Is that close to how it looked?
Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
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What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
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yeah pretty much. Its funny because the kid looks like a very very big 3 year old.
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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I'm imagining the part in Super Troopers when Mac is in his cruiser and he's looking at the billboard and he's got the radar gun on himself... and then he starts choking himself and his gum falls out of his mouth.
Teddy
WWTJSD?
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haha, super troopers is a great movie.
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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wait wait wait, this was a girl!? or was that a typo? ive had people do shit like that to me before.
haha, super troopers...see my sig
I dont want a large Farva!
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that was a typo
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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i can't believe he didn't even check to make sure he had the right person. but that's ok cause he probably feels bad about it now.
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today im walking out after school and this freshman randomly pushes me in the hallway, so i turned around and punched him in the face and kept walking.
i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
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naw im sure he doesnt feel bad about it...he was acting all big as he left the principals office and hes like, your a little bitch, and i was like, hey your the one that choked me.
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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hes the kid that steals peoples weed, and walks around school acting high, even though he isint.
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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this guy sounds like a dousche
Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
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He is. He has a combined GPA of .5
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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wow. we have a lot of those kind of guys at my school. they have 'handlers' haha its kind of sad.
what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot - sublime
save lives. ride line.
I smell burnt toast!!!
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what are handlers?
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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they're people(like ea's--education assistant?) paid to walk around with them, go to class with them and stuff like that to keep them from beating up other kids, stealing shit and stuff like that.
what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot - sublime
save lives. ride line.
I smell burnt toast!!!
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didnt you say she? it was a girl?
'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
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wow, thats kinda sad that they have to hire 'handlers' to take care of kids. Wouldnt it be easier to send them to their own school?
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davidh....it was a spelling error.
FARP
'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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well there is a bright side other then him getting kicked out for 5 days, he will end up as nothing and be pumping you gas one day.
Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
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and then u can gizz in his eye
'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo
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Naw he is too stupid to pump gas 'Would you like paper or plastic.'
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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i hate huge retards that act like fags cause they know nobody will do shit to them, just pull a gun on him next time he does shit and see how he acts then, but make sure its a fake gun, like a bb gun that looks real, adn see what he does, then shoot him with the bb gun, laugh your ass off, and run
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