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skiingpimp
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So we r rounding that time of year. the time when the old become the new. It is time to leave our territory, but not before we mark it. What r the seniors planning to do around here? WE got a slug bug and cut it in half, and took all the shit out and r gonna weld it around the flag pole in the front of the school. We also plan on putting porn movies on all the teachers computers. teachers hate that shit.
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May 26 2004 11:18PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
are you kidding? the teachers at my school would be like, 'oh howd this porn get here...i should take that off...' then theyd lock the door and start beating it.


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May 26 2004 11:22PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
R ur teachers priests or something?
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May 26 2004 11:30PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
We were going to lock a cow in the principle's office, or let a bunch of chickens go in the halls.
May 27 2004 6:39AM
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d-loc
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i would stay away from the porn cuz if anyone under 18 see it ur in big big trouble buddy. and will not graduate.



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May 27 2004 11:25AM
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d-loc
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i would stay away from the porn cuz if anyone under 18 see it ur in big big trouble buddy. and will not graduate.



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May 27 2004 11:25AM
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Sharpy
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yeah, chickens in the courtyard during nighttime. then opening the courtyard door when school starts. And i think we are planning on filling the principals parking spot with beer bottles. We also have this thing at our school called B.E.A.R. where we have to read for 20 minutes every friday, but our principal has a scottish accent and it sounds liek she's saying 20 minutes of beer, so we're tryign to work that in too
May 27 2004 2:36PM
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waterville_NH
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let three goats go in the school, label them with spraypaint...#1, #2, #4...the teachers will be looking for the #3 all day




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May 27 2004 2:45PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
superglue coins to the floor everywhere


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May 27 2004 2:57PM
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Irotate360
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i think are school doesnt let people graduate if you pull senior pranks. there very strict




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May 27 2004 2:58PM
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davidh
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our seniors were really lazy. They greased the floor at the main entrance, but didnt go all the was across the hall, so there were paths by both walls.




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May 27 2004 4:04PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
welding a slug bug around a flag pull? damn that is genious!




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May 27 2004 4:23PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
whats a slug bug?

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May 27 2004 5:51PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
^a car, volkswagon


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May 27 2004 5:54PM
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CaderTots
Posts: 488 - Karma: 34
that welding thing was done they had a big thing about it on MTV. At our school we made a huge beeramid in our main window of the school and super glued them in there.

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May 27 2004 5:59PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
my friends brother went on the roof with some kids and made a 25 foot penis out of chicken wire and machete and hung it off the library roof genius
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May 27 2004 7:12PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
ya know how they call someone out if there lights in their car are on?...have everyone put their lights on.
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May 27 2004 9:20PM
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hoodratz47
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we made a huge penis..... out of paper mache... and we filled it with frozen shaving cream cans ut in half....... and then it spooged..


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May 27 2004 9:22PM
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SuzGraham
Posts: 227 - Karma: 79
today some guys let a ton of mice free in the halls, it was really funny there were mice all over the school- we caught one in the library
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May 27 2004 9:47PM
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mackinnon
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my best friend wasn't allowed to do graduation because she was involved with the prank, she didn't even go in the school though, just kept watch....soo whack


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May 27 2004 9:57PM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
welding shit to a flagpole is gay, have a little respect. and porn on their computers? creative. sounds like a good way to get caught in some weird sexual harrassment policy your school district has written down that you dont know about.

when i graduated high school I was glad to be done with it, so I could move on to college. The last thing i wanted to do is some dumbass shit that's funny for 5 minutes and potentially fucks you over. But then, no one did that shit in my school.
May 27 2004 10:00PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
Wow, just cause some of us want to have a little fun doesn't mean you have comment. Get the stick outta your ass...
May 27 2004 10:28PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
haa that guy just got served


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May 27 2004 10:42PM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
are you saying I got served? cuz if so, it's on...
May 27 2004 10:45PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Welding stuff to the flagpose is unoriginal, unless you weld it to the TOP. I know a guy who did that with a big tractor tire. But these all seem so tame, considering my school has the Engineering faculty famous for the biggest pranks ever.

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May 27 2004 10:45PM
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ATLANTASKI
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my school did a 20 ft papermache dick, they hung it from the school roof and bolted it down to a metal plate and welded it to the top of the roof, you could see it from the highway

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May 27 2004 10:49PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
some kids did the goat thing already at our school. they searched for the 3rd goat for so long it was funny as hell. yeah mtv is where we got the idea for the slugbug. and last year they threw empty half gallons that were tied together over the telephone wires.
good times.
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
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May 27 2004 10:51PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
where do you go? when i graduate (not for a long time) we are gona cover the floor 1ft deep with striofoam packing Pnuts and then cover the other buildings floor with dixy cups 1/2 full of water. we will do some more stuff to, like throw a bucket full of sodium in the lake and say the terriorests are bombing when it blows up



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May 27 2004 10:55PM
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wannabe2002
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
some guys i know who went to a high school down the way from mine said they took a cow and put it up in a tower on the campus, in the end they had to helecopter the cow out because the only way out of the tower was down some stairs and cow can only go up stairs not down
May 27 2004 11:03PM
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Allsalomon13
Posts: 169 - Karma: 10
ive heard the cow one before but the goat one sounds awesome

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May 27 2004 11:40PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
The cow thing happened at montana state. yeah cows can go up stairs but not down them true fact
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
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May 28 2004 12:00PM
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SKItheBURG
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my schools gay, they've had security guards out all night watching the school and all of this other shit, and they'll either not let us graduate or not let us go to the grad ceremony if we pull shit. we were gonna cement down big concrete slabs over all of the entrances to the parking lots. imagine everyone just driving around in the morning not being able to get in, and some dumbass sophomore driving like a hardass and going right over it. we were thinking about just doing the senior parking lot the day after we got out of school so the juniors couldnt park there, tho

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May 28 2004 1:06PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
outside of our school there is a big spartan guy and hes got this skirt thing on and we're either gonna make a little add-on so it looks like hes got a boner or pull it down completely

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May 28 2004 2:40PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
im a freshman so they came into our hall way and opened all the lockers and filled them with paper towel. they also connected all the lockers with fishing line so you couldn't open one with out opening the first one. not much though.


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May 28 2004 3:06PM
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wazou
Posts: 442 - Karma: 11
some people in my school a coupole years ago went to anoother school and put a truck load of cow shit in the front entrance and spary painted eat shit so that schools grads went to my school and drew a huge dick in our field with gas
May 28 2004 3:39PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
the prank at my school this year was putting shaving cream on the cars.


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May 28 2004 4:26PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
The goat one sounds hilarious but where am i gonna get goats in New Jersy





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May 28 2004 9:40PM
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jman
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I think some kids at my school were gonna release a bunch of cicadas in the building, it's the 17th year so there bad here.

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May 28 2004 9:44PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
one more prank we r doing is switching all the locks on the lockers in random order so no one can get in em for there finals week

Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
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May 28 2004 10:00PM
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If you have a pool, buy a shitload of goldfish in and take of the springs on the diving board. funny shit
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May 29 2004 8:52PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
^or fill the pool with cheerios


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
May 29 2004 8:55PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
KY lube in the halls
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May 29 2004 11:16PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
ITs not a very crazy idea but i say cement a keg right in the walkway to the main entrance and write CLASS OF '04 on it! THEN TAP THAT SHIT AFTER GRADUATION!




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May 29 2004 11:51PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
they put viagra and laxatives in the ketchup and stuff in the cafeteria.

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May 29 2004 11:51PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
hahaha have 200 horney boys walking around a school with boners. that would be so dam funny
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
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Suck my Dick!
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May 30 2004 2:23AM
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SoupCurry
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i really liked the goat one







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May 30 2004 2:31AM
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Freestyla_01
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Bring a knife and just start stabbing random people.
Everyone gets a kick out of that one.
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May 30 2004 5:20AM
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sporegasm
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Dude, just get SHITLOAD of salt, and pour them on grass, where everybody can see it really clear.

Pour the salt into words like 'suck my dick' or '2004' or whatever. Salt will kill the grass overnight and leave the markings on grass visible for few months. I've done it few times during my 3 years in HS. Doing that raised hell in my rural community where we 'wrote' 'D-DHS sucks ass' on the hill right next to our school. It was a public nuisance cuz they couldnt do anything to remove it.
May 30 2004 7:52AM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
Wow, half of your prank ideas is pretty uncreative. And how the fuck will you be able to get a 1500lbs cow locked into someone's office without setting off alarm system? Nearly all of schools have alarm system (mostly silent) and you people will def set it off by breaking in at nighttime which is pretty stupid in first place.

But that's ok since you people is young & havent experienced real world yet..

You people need to do something that will raise hell on the *whole* community, and doesnt harm anyone.

How about collecting tons of really offending filthy porn magazines subscription stubs and write princpal & teachers' names & school address on all of them then mail them out.
May 30 2004 8:04AM
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TKMB
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at my school theres 60 cameras so you can't really pull any pranks without getting caught. some kids stole the golfcarts last week
May 30 2004 9:51AM
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joei
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last year the senoirs took all the benches in front of the school and put them on the roof


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May 30 2004 10:04AM
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