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squibble
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I only eat potatoes, bananas and avocados?

i dont want to cook
Nov 20 2010 7:47PM
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Stickity
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some scientist survived only on twinkies and lucky charms
you can eat whatever the fuck you want
Nov 20 2010 7:48PM
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jorb.co
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i dont see why not
Nov 20 2010 7:48PM
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No_Dub
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you will die, instantly
Nov 20 2010 8:00PM
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squibble
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anyone currently not taking arts in college or going to hs want to answer
Nov 20 2010 8:02PM
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thisandthatfilms
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your insides might catch on fire
Nov 20 2010 8:02PM
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squibble
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im soo hungy and have no cereal or potatoes, im pretty much fucked
Nov 20 2010 8:04PM
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this thread delivers
Nov 20 2010 8:05PM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
I'm sorry but you have no fucking room to be passing judgment on others.
Nov 20 2010 8:18PM
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theabortionator
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You should mix in large amounts of opiates and alcohol.
Nov 20 2010 8:19PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Order in? Stop being a lazy piece of shit and make something with what you DO have? Actually get off your ass and go to the grocery store to get food to eat?  There are several options here.
Nov 20 2010 8:23PM
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ryantheconnolly
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the human body needs 20 essential amino acids. thats why theyre called "essential". if you dont get all those then i dont even know what will happen
Nov 20 2010 8:27PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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your shit is going to turn weird colors.... I'm not kidding.

You will not die as long as continue to drink water, but becoming deficient in certain areas of nutrition over a long period of time can lead to diseases that will kill you.
Nov 20 2010 8:58PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
BUT IF IT'S ACID THEN IT WILL BURN THROUGH YOUR STOMACH
CLEARLY EVOLUTION DOESN'T EXIST
Nov 20 2010 9:00PM
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.AR6rider.
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Actually, only about half of the amino acids are "essential" meaning you have to get them from your diet.  The rest are synthesized by the body and are considered "non-essential" It's a bit more complicated than that, but you get the idea.

Just sayin...
Nov 20 2010 9:04PM
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Blake.P
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Well that rules out about 95% of NS
Nov 20 2010 9:12PM
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[Dawn
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Some girl in Russia survived eating only sand and drinking a shitton of water for a whole year.
Nov 20 2010 10:20PM
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freestyler540
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but she is Russian, they are known to live on nothing
Nov 20 2010 10:23PM
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T-Holt
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*vodka
Nov 20 2010 10:31PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
go buy a rice cooker and the biggest bag of rice you can find. cheap, easy, and filling. just throw different things in with it now and then.
Nov 20 2010 10:37PM
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vailsux.com
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Do not eat the potatoes raw.
Nov 20 2010 10:51PM
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jorb.co
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gross
Nov 21 2010 12:16AM
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ORDEAL
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Your skin will slowly turn neon green, and you will spontaneously combust after 13 hours. On the dot.
Nov 21 2010 12:20AM
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-ROY-
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rice is good
Nov 21 2010 8:55AM
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nacho.steez
Posts: 435 - Karma: 136
I learned something about this in bio. My memory is shit. I think it has to do that you have to intake liquid too. Stock up on beer.
Nov 21 2010 8:59AM
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I_Am_Mod
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you'll be fine, except your poop will be very hard and dry due to a chemical component in the avocados....

it might damage your hole but nothing a band-aid cannot fix !
Nov 21 2010 8:59AM
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pmw
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*duct tape
Nov 21 2010 9:32AM
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Chompo.
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this... duct tape does everything
Nov 21 2010 11:15AM
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ShortTeeLongPole
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Why potatoes and avocado if you allready have bananas? They will do fine.

Or eat only plain rice and you will probably be healthier than majority of newschoolers.
Nov 21 2010 11:33AM
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VT_FLO
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you need salt and calcium too
Nov 21 2010 11:42AM
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Jwalk
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I tried googling "can you survive off lucky charms" and the first link was this thread.

Bummer cause I really wanted to see if that was true.
Nov 21 2010 11:44AM
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Emma_Watson
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA.
Nov 21 2010 11:46AM
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Stickity
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there was a thread on here of the guy who did it
just twinkies for breakfast lunch and dinner and he snacked on other junk food
Nov 21 2010 11:52AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i find this quite enjoyable. or opiates and addys...nice little suburban speed ball...







Nov 21 2010 11:58AM
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skiierman
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its called a job you stupid sack of shit.
Nov 21 2010 12:25PM
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-ROY-
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pretty harsh bro. some of us have bills, which im sure you have as well. But also some of us like to save some monies.

Nov 21 2010 12:33PM
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dex.
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your dick will explode and you will turn into a ghost
Nov 21 2010 1:53PM
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midwestpowhunter
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freaky eaters on TLC!! that shit is nuts. this one dude only eats raw meat. another chick drinks 30 sodas a day!!!! one kid eats pepperoni pizza for every single meal and has for years!!!! i think you will be fine
Nov 21 2010 2:02PM
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