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OFFICIAL break it to your gurlfriend thread...

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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
Here's how it goes. 1. Explain the following to your girlfriend a. Tall tees b.afterbang c.newschoolers d.steeze. See how it goes and post up bitchess
Nov 20 2010 10:53AM
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jensen
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 1,267
My girlfriend could probably educate 90% of NS on all of the above.
/claim
Nov 21 2010 6:44PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
a. Tall tees-stop acting black or im hanging up
b.afterbang-thats the most unsexual sexual thing you have said to me in a while.
c.newschoolers-that skiing site you log on whenever you get on my computer.
d.steeze-i told you to stop using that word

hahahaha we have been through this before, im going to her house in five minutes, so im going to show up in a tall tee and bang her with steeze, afterbang will involve brownies, i will then log on newschoolers.
Nov 21 2010 6:48PM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
fucking epic haha
Nov 21 2010 6:54PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,792
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Nov 21 2010 6:56PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
call me
Nov 21 2010 6:56PM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475
legend. hahahaha
Nov 21 2010 6:57PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15089 - Karma: 9,232
wait...
SHE HAS BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 21 2010 6:58PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
except...all we are doingg is going out to eat lol
Nov 21 2010 6:59PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
in
Nov 21 2010 7:01PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,792
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K, i'm done.. i've been NS procrastinating for like an hour now.
Nov 21 2010 7:12PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i can't mention newschoolers around my friends and any girls at my school due to a certain incident that happened on here a couple years ago involving me and a girl from my school and her finding my comments............
Nov 21 2010 7:17PM
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PowSkierCO
Posts: 760 - Karma: 11
I love it! My girl also thinks tall t's are gay as fuck and only fags wear them!!! Priceless. She thought they were gay guys wearing dresses that ski. HAHAHAHHAH
Nov 21 2010 7:59PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
i now claim you as my girlfriend
Nov 21 2010 8:08PM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
ditto.
Nov 21 2010 8:17PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................

not cool. at all. what a bitch

Nov 21 2010 8:25PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
pain pills for a broken finger?

lawl
Nov 21 2010 8:27PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 52,758
Skiing is my girlfriend.
Nov 21 2010 8:29PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
i <3 guys who wear tall tees, after bang and go on ns...all at once.
Nov 21 2010 8:29PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Step 1, obtain girlfriend
Step 2, come back to thread
Step 3, tell girlfriend all about my NS
Step 4, lose girlfriend
Step 5, masterbait
Step 6, kidnap Bonnie Wright/Selena Gomez
Step 7, ???????
Step 8, Wait 9 months
Step 10, New baby
Step 11, Profit
Nov 21 2010 8:31PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
she already knows, its pretty awsome, i met her for the first time wearing a 4xl tall tee
/claim?
Nov 21 2010 8:34PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
sounds like she got it?
Nov 21 2010 9:36PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Skyping with a girl I want to date right now. Just broke it to her and showed her NS. She thought it was nbd and ns was a joke.
Nov 21 2010 10:34PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Yaah, my girlfreind snow boards (TERRIBLY) but she knows most of those things. Espescially Ns.
Nov 21 2010 10:36PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i'd rather date a girl who has never seen snow in her life than date a terrible snowboarder
Nov 22 2010 12:33AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
My Girlfriend would know all this stuff, infact, she has some of my Voleurz stuff at her place right now, and I just got my 2XL Jiberish hoodie back from her last week. She doesn't understand why i want a thuggie though :(
Nov 22 2010 1:12AM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
well when the bone goes through the skin and you have tendinitis in both arms from tennis, yeah it hurt
Nov 22 2010 9:38AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 831
i had a gf once, i let her wear all my nice sweatshirts and clothes and loved her so much. i loved her sooo much that i even left my treasured level 1 - jiberish collab with her because she thought it was comfy. i even let her have a couple of my other favorite skiing t shirts. long story short, bitch cheated on me and i never got my fucking sweatshirt or any of those shirts back. she still wears them to this day too.
Nov 22 2010 9:48AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
you need to go Chuck Norris on her ass and get them back!
Nov 22 2010 9:51AM
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lizzatronn
Posts: 192 - Karma: 25
i couldn't date a non-skier that didn't know all of this already.
Nov 22 2010 9:53AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 831
i might just have to.
Nov 22 2010 10:14AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

hahaha that works.

Nov 22 2010 1:18PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
same.
Nov 22 2010 2:44PM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
women have it so easy. that is simply not an option for most men.
Nov 22 2010 3:28PM
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,642
I'm in the more than safe zone..She know's what is up.
Has more park knowledge than me even...I've never been into park till this season though.
Nov 22 2010 3:32PM
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pinkname
Posts: 704 - Karma: 79
just go back and get them. she doesn't deserve to wear that. she's taking advantage of you and i'm sure she's wearing them just to make you mad
Nov 22 2010 4:25PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
coming from I_AM_GOD....that just sounds epic
Nov 22 2010 4:27PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
a. Tall tees - hahahaha what you and your freinds wear
b.afterbang - umm cool, ill try it outt.
c.newschoolers - you are always on that shit!
d.steeze. - i dont like that word i perfer hyphy/ignant like whut you guyss say


stoked.
Nov 22 2010 4:31PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
there are plenty of girl skiiers! well sort of..
Nov 22 2010 10:59PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 831
ehhh trust me, shes farrr to stupid to do something that devious. plus i haven't seen her for a good 7 months, ill probably jus shoot her a text and ask for em back one of these days and drive over and get em tho hahahaah.
Nov 23 2010 11:14AM
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WILCOX
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 108
my gf rocks she bought my season pass and lets me stay at her house at the Mtn
Nov 23 2010 12:05PM
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,642
Sounds like a keeper!
Nov 23 2010 12:19PM
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