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WHY I HATE DOCTORS

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CORKED
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Everytime I go to the doctors all those bastards do is make shit worse, like for example:

I just got my wisdom teeth pulled last Friday, and you know it was all 4, and of course they put you under for it.. well, long story short, where the fucking cocksucker put in the IV, yeah, there's this ball of hard tissue, that I'm assuming to be an infection. Its right in my elbow, and is growing bigger, and becoming more of a nuisance daily. Now see the viscous cycle, I have to go back to the doctor to get this fixed, which will cause something else to go wrong. So I think I'm gonna sue his bitch ass and retire at the ripe age of 19. Maybe not, I've never been the law suit type person, but we'll see how big of a pain in the ass this becomes. If i have to quit biking for more than 12 hours, hoo fuck, I'm rapin his ass for every penny he's worth, no vaseline either.....


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E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
May 26 2004 6:59PM
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r5tommy
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and sometimes they will touch your balls
May 26 2004 7:01PM
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mark.p
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^yea... but i like that part....

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....
May 26 2004 7:03PM
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CTripper
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it's all about the finger in the bum.
-chris
May 26 2004 7:04PM
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404404
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there is a easy way to fic this
step one: drive to home depo
step two: buy a saw
step three: find a buddy that wont thorw up at the site of blood (if you cant go to bed bath and beond and get a miror)
step four: when ever you need some thing taken out Do It Your Self like they say on TV.

Its doing that or a doctor fucking up once and a while you take a pick.










Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
- My ecnomics teacher
May 26 2004 7:07PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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no the thing that made me hate the doctor is 'Nick, i hate to do this to you but i have to' as he snaps the latex glove to his hand and wiggles his fingers.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 26 2004 7:09PM
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CORKED
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Misty7 i know where you're coming from, but it still pisses me off, cuz i mean they are supposed to be professionals, and its a fucking IV, like i don't even think he rubbed it with alcohol


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May 26 2004 7:16PM
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TwinTipRider
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fucked up
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
May 26 2004 7:42PM
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dead
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i hate needles and doctors that look at your penis and ask for urine


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May 26 2004 7:45PM
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CORKED
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yeah, those damn piss tests, like its enough stress to think shit, am i gonna pass? and then that fucker stands there, and is all like piss in the cup, and you can't get it started, but then it starts, and the cup gets really small really fast, and you either have to pinch it off, or try and swing directly into the toilet. my favorite thing to do is set it on the edge of the sink, and fill it waaaaayyyy up, like as close to a meniscus as one can come, and then swinger to the toilet, they tend to frown on it, but w/e


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May 26 2004 7:48PM
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Geoffrey
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my dotor touched my peeper

'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo
May 26 2004 8:29PM
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genericname
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My dad is a cancer doctor

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
May 26 2004 8:33PM
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