Replying to Awesome Athlete Names

So I was watching football and realized how great some peoples name's are as a result of an urban-ghetto childhood, a different culture, asshole parents, or sheer bad luck. Here is my list so far and feel free to add in some:

Mike Hunt - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hunt

D'Brickashaw Ferguson - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Brickashaw_Ferguson

Chief Kickingstallionsims - Alabama State Basketball

Exree Hipp - Maryland Basketball

Dick Pole - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pole

Majestic Mapp and Scientific Mapp - Florida A&M and Virginia Basketball

Champ Bailey - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champ_Bailey

Rusty Kuntz - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz

Johnny Dickshot - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot

Miroslav Satan - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miroslav_%C5%A0atan

Popeye Jones - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_Jones

Dick Trickle - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_trickle

Ben Gay - Cleveland Browns

Kyle Sackrider - Michigan State Football

De'Cody Fagg - Florida State Football

Kosuke Fukudome - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukudome

Longar Longar - Oklahoma Basketball

Chubby Cox - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_Cox

Ron Tugnutt - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Tugnutt

Dick Butkus - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus

Gregor Fucka - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Fucka

Coco Crisp - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_Crisp

Lucious Pusey - Eastern Illinois Football

Bake McBride - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bake_McBride

Taco Wallace - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_Wallace

D'Qwell Jackson - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Qwell_Jackson

Will Barrow - Virginia Lacrosse

Pokey Reese - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokey_Reese

Baskerville Holmes - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baskerville_Holmes

and lastly...



Collin Collins. I feel bad for you man.