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Close your fucking legs bitch

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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
check out this article.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5060048/?GT1=3391
May 25 2004 10:06PM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
jesus christ




May 25 2004 10:09PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
^ that may very well be the name of their next kid, if the trends continue...

ps. names starting with j are clearly the best.

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
May 25 2004 10:11PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
OMFG THATS INSANE!!!!!

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budabupbupbaaaaaaaa im lovin it

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrious
May 25 2004 10:13PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
shit. she a fuckin rodent woman!
May 25 2004 10:13PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
as if this world wasn't populated enough.
May 25 2004 10:17PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
wow thats insane
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
May 25 2004 10:21PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
i was reading that earlier, shes had 12 kids in the span of 16 years and she may want more. How do they afford to feed and clothe all of them?


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May 25 2004 10:23PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
its a sickening abuse of ones reproductive abilities.
May 25 2004 10:44PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
FUCKIN J NAMES>> WHAT A PISS ANT HICK HOBO SLUT CRACK WHORE BITCH>>>> TAKE HER KIDS AWAY>>>>>>> SHE HOMESCHOOLS ALSO>>>


/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
May 25 2004 10:52PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah seems like all the homeschool kids have like 10 brothers and sister, a family down the street from me is like that, all the girls wear full length dresses all the time, and they are crazy christians, and they only watch old movies and shit and they are really weird like that, also there are about 10 kids in the family
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May 25 2004 11:08PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
watchout china we are on our way to taking the population title
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my pink banada rag
This pink banada rag has been hooked on the back of my pants for years, i love this thing, it just sits their, everyone knows its me because of my rag. You could probally call it mine good luck charm.:-)

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May 25 2004 11:09PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
cough SLUT cough, shes prolly a hooker

-Matty
High North Session 4, 2004
Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
May 25 2004 11:14PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
a russian women has 20... that lady could surpass her, she is only 37...


4FRNT.

Sidewinder Sports.

i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers - Lateralis
May 25 2004 11:27PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
the most one person has ever had was 67 for one woman.
May 26 2004 12:00AM
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MadTrix4185
Posts: 620 - Karma: 10
must be morman
May 26 2004 12:29AM
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SeanHolmz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 11
damn i bet that pussy is wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
May 26 2004 12:34AM
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cko
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 32
what the fuck kind of name is Jedidiah?




it's all very exciting.
May 26 2004 12:53AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
a name that belongs to a bible thumper
May 26 2004 1:04AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
I should have tripped her.

theres a chick at my school with 11 sibilings.


I dont want a large Farva!
May 26 2004 1:21AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
^hahaha Yes!


Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

Pussyfooter, while you are at it i think you should probably make a shout out for the kkk, the aryan nation, white people in general, upper class ceo's, george bush, conservative repbulicans everywhere, anyone that says 'them niggers', cross burners, and racist homophobic misogynistic backwater bum fuck confederate flag flying neo nazi mother fuckers all across america -AlpineCowboy84

Dangle It.

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May 26 2004 1:52AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
she must be the loosest bitch on earth


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I have a problem solver, his name is revolver

Everything i say is a lie......except that.....and that
May 26 2004 2:48AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
thats how im going to live.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
May 26 2004 8:08AM
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Hef
Posts: 852 - Karma: 12
'Close your fucking legs bitch' That says it all.
I guess if you started a sweat shop up you could make some good $$$

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May 26 2004 8:29AM
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Hef
Posts: 852 - Karma: 12
hahaha.. all the kids in the front row look the same... like she cloned them all

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May 26 2004 8:34AM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
super sprem!







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did they pay you to screw that bear?
May 26 2004 8:56AM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
so it looks like she had two sets of twins... pretty crazy... you know though, lately ive heard a few people rip on big families, or babies or whatever, and to be honest, i have never really leaned one way or the other... i plan of having a few at some point in life, 15 may be a little excessive, but my frieds mom just delivered their 7th kid the other day. that quite a few... but i was over at their house yesterday and got to hold the newest addition to the fam, and i dont know how anyone could look at a new baby and not kind of want one... or two, or fifteen.... okay not fifteen, but... yeah... theyre kind of cute little things...

im not too sure about the matching outfits in that picture though... that doesnt really help the 'crazy home schooled christian' image much...










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May 26 2004 11:40AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
Im having one. kids are a pain in the ass and I responsible becuase having one does less damage to the environment, and is better for the human race as a hole. It bitches like this that are cuasing the world population to race towards 7 billion.
May 26 2004 11:42AM
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FortSkier
Posts: 505 - Karma: 10
that dumb bitch
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Royal Oil..........
May 26 2004 11:45AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
oh my god
*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.
Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?
kid- Nooo
Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.
Kid-......
Me- I hear B.S.
Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
May 26 2004 11:59AM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
people like that bother me because i'm sure her and 'Jim-Bob' don't make enough money for 15 kids to have everything a child needs and deserves growing up because only one of them can work and one parent for 15 kids is impossible, someone should step in and make this lady get her tubes tied, 15 is too many for one family
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May 26 2004 1:16PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
whoa.. 15 kids i wonder how big there house is and if its small i wonder how many tents are set up outside



its all about the 609
May 26 2004 3:30PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
lol sounds like hillsborough to me. anyway i saw this girl on tv she already had 2 children. one when she was 13 and another when she was 16.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 26 2004 4:39PM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
im glad i havent popped out like... that many kids. thats too many!


what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot - sublime

save lives. ride line.

I smell burnt toast!!!
May 26 2004 4:49PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
theres a lady in my town who has 11 kids. She is having her 12th one..its because she is extremly religous.
May 26 2004 4:55PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
thus proving religion = brain washing insanity
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May 26 2004 4:58PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
FUCK U>^^^^^ thats really not cool man....... its and old pracice. that was done ofter teh black plague.. so the catholics insited that everyone have aas many kids as posssble.. aslo most of the kids died back then and u needed them on ther farm this women is just fuckin nuts. iam reliogious and im not gonna have 25 kids named letter j... she needs to have her kids taken away..


/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
May 26 2004 5:23PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
she needs to be kicked in the vagina with an army boot
May 26 2004 7:39PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
some people see life in a fucked up way


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
May 26 2004 8:29PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I gto neighors with 11 kids, oldest is 30, youngest is 15
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
May 26 2004 8:37PM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
wow, thats alot of kids, i wounder if they have heard of a condom. fuck she would be lose like a goose



Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

Where i come from the drinking age is 15. if you havent started by then what the fuck is wrong with you
May 26 2004 8:40PM
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KapitolPhoto
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'Michelle, who home schools her children and is helping to build the family’s new home in Tontitown from the ground up, started having her babies when she was 21, four years after she and Jim Bob married.'

Jim Bob?

They sound like winners! yay!




'its vanilla ice!' - Lateralis


'god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world'
May 26 2004 8:51PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
no they dont

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
May 26 2004 9:15PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
yah we've got someone just like melvs descirbed at my school, they have a kid in middle school and the oldest teaches at the high school, all togethor there is 11 of em,

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May 26 2004 9:49PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
she married at 17, isn't that a lil illegal unless parents agree to it. so after the 4th do they just start to walk out or what?
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
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Suck my Dick!
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May 26 2004 11:11PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
after 4 you need a vaginal plug to keep them from falling out. I can't imagine what 15 does.
May 27 2004 1:51AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
That's like a mental condition, some super religious people see the world as so corrupt they try to create their own little world of children at home. On a slightly different subject, I heard this one pharoah had like 200+ kids, but with different women.



Forty-fos, calicos, thats how all my gangstas roll
May 27 2004 6:21AM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
I'd laugh if she had another kid but it was a mulatto.
May 27 2004 6:33AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
JUST PLAIN............ STUPID!!!!



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
May 27 2004 11:30AM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
haha i have neibors down the road, they have 9 kids... but thats not as bad.


what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot - sublime

save lives. ride line.

I smell burnt toast!!!
May 27 2004 12:18PM
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steezee5
Posts: 1309 - Karma: 136
f ckin hell ....ho


'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

BlP, what?
Zeal Optics, Giro, S.O.S. gear representin'
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May 27 2004 1:46PM
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