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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
WHAT!!!!! SHES 15.. that little slut lied to me!!!
my freind


/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
May 25 2004 9:25PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
why are we in a giant hole?
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---Kloie---
skiing=radical
May 25 2004 9:31PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 1,231
where are my clothes?



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


acholcol makes me its bitch
May 25 2004 9:33PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 1,231
oh and a freind of mine( a girl) had sex with some guy when i was passed out right next to them. when qustioned about having sex she said
' it doesnt count if i cant rember it'



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


acholcol makes me its bitch
May 25 2004 9:39PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i need a beer
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I have a different stance on abortion: I'm against abortion, but for killing babies. That way everyone loses, and I win. I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up. The only way I'd be 'pro choice' is if it meant I could choose which babies I could abort, and only then if I could lift the age restriction to 80.
May 25 2004 9:40PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Theres the always Classic 'oo shit what did we do last night'

Or they get as creative a smy friends ' Dude did you guys see those armidillos running around the room last nite! HMM that might have been shrooms though cant remember!




...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
May 25 2004 9:50PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
'i just want not to die'
'so i drank the 26er of rye before going out?'
'holy shit i look like i'm dead'
'i hope i don't puke again'


these were all from me after jeffy's birthday




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
May 25 2004 10:55PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
'It's alright, if the cops show up I'll just tell them I'm 18 and I'm allowed to drink.'
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my pink banada rag
This pink banada rag has been hooked on the back of my pants for years, i love this thing, it just sits their, everyone knows its me because of my rag. You could probally call it mine good luck charm.:-)

-Whoever wrote this article on NS knows who he is and his wrists should be bleeding by now.
May 25 2004 10:57PM
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Au_Champs_Elysees
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
Where am I.. then The guy falling out of the couch...
My memory has a big hole in it.. How's that happen?
May 25 2004 10:59PM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
maybe I should have stopped drinking after those 8 beer. (I'm a bit of a lightweight)
May 25 2004 11:00PM
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shasta
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
fuck..... it feels like someone tried to stick their dick in my ear.......

here is a slogan of a japanese snack company (concerning a certain type of potatoe chip):
baked freshly so in large oil, that we can together eat happily this delicious food product
May 25 2004 11:59PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
'Oh shit... your rug...'

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 26 2004 12:00AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
'fuck man, whys my ass so sore'


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
May 26 2004 12:02AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Haha you answered your own question even before you asked it, cj.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 26 2004 12:15AM
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chimprevolution
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
'what i remember was amazing'
May 26 2004 12:40AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
'Bahhhh!' me puking after a night of wine and beer mix.




'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women
'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
May 26 2004 12:44AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
why does my car only have three wheels on it (real)


God is an American.
May 26 2004 12:45AM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
I always ask 'why the rollercoaster?'
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Reckless Riders Leader
May 26 2004 1:10AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
i always say 'excuse me while i go munt'


-Nick

I have a problem solver, his name is revolver

Everything i say is a lie......except that.....and that
May 26 2004 2:51AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
i swear to drunk im not god
*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.
Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?
kid- Nooo
Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.
Kid-......
Me- I hear B.S.
Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
May 26 2004 12:19PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
the funniest one was when my friend said 'oh shit, did i spill beer on myself or piss myself....' unfortunatly he pissed himself.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
May 26 2004 12:27PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
totally worth it


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
May 26 2004 12:39PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
i'm not as think as you drunk i am (not a hangover quote but still funny)

the ones my friends always say--- 'i swear i am never going to drink again' then to kill the hangover, they get drunk, meh...
-Tamara luvs skiing!
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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!
~pain is weakness leaving the body~
Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.-GhostDragon
''I think i just shat myself...no, wait, that's just snow in my pants...''
May 26 2004 1:23PM
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Jrich23
Posts: 481 - Karma: 10
It tastes like someone shit in my mouth and washed it out with throwup
May 26 2004 1:43PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
'oooh man.........(30 seconds later)........... ohhhhh maaannnn.........(30 seconds later).... ooooh god....(and so on).....




Tip-2-Tip We Rule
May 26 2004 2:36PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
A story I supposedly told well drunk, 'I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice got stuck in my nose'


- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

u kno im ghetto
May 26 2004 2:50PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
Me - What's that raunchy smell in your bag
Alyssa (hammered) - It's cigars, it smells like sweaty BALLS
Me - And i take it you smell alot of sweaty balls?
Alyssa - No, but you probably do... i love you

I got told by a drunk girl...
May 27 2004 6:55AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
'what the fuck am i at?'
'hey man, you got a smoke?'
May 27 2004 7:06AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
haha was she a he...oh.
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.If my toes were made of broccoli I would rule the world.
May 27 2004 7:42AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
oh, that got a smoke one was from some girl we thought was dead. she was just laying there with her eyes rolled back in her head at like two in the afternoon. my friend bent down to look at her and see if she was awake and she just sat up and asked him for a cig
May 27 2004 10:27AM
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