Replying to Who wants to play me in super smash brothers brawl on the wii

its my birthday and i just got a concussion because a 5 pound icicle just fell on my head. So im stuck at home not aloud to drink or to go out tonight so im board as fuck. also I've actually used to do SMBB comps and ive won quite a few. I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN ONLINE BATTLE NO ITEMS IN FINIAL DESALINATION. then for the 2nd challenge you can pick my characters to fight as and the place if you beat me(which you wont) in both ill give the winner a prize. sorry i just really am that board.